Friday, April 27, 2012

Gadha For Sale

Pathan ko apna


“GADHA ” bechna tha,

Us ne apne dost ko Khat likha,

Gul Khan,

Agar tere Ko kabhi kisi gadhey ki zarorat pare tu

“MUJHE” yad kar lena*

You Are Very Weak

Doctor-You Are Very Weak.
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Do exercise daily for Good Health.
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Pathan : Sir I Play Football, Cricket,Tennis Daily.
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Doctor: How Long Do You Play?.
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Pathan : Until D Battery In My Mobile Goes Down !!

Allama Iqbal

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?



Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

Sleeping

Teacher: why are u sleeping in the class???
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Pathan Student : Ur voice is so sweet that's why i am getting sleep.
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Teacher: Then why other ppl are nOt sleeping???
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Pathan Student: They are nOt listening 2 u mam...

Mirror

Sardar:- Is mirror ki kya khoobi haii.

Shopkeeper:- aap isko 100 floor se niche girao,ye mirror 99 floor tak nhi tutega

Sardar:- WoW !!!
Pack kar do.

Joota

SARDAR:



Batao aisa kiya karen k


Saanp bhi mar jaye aur


Laathi bhi na tootay ?



PATHAN:
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Jootay se maar do

Monday, April 23, 2012

Hum aisy he utarta hai

Ek pathan cycle pe larki k samny zor se gira aur jaldi se khara ho gaya

larki:Oh my GOD

Pathan:Hum aisy he utarta hai.

20 Rs

Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket..

Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax..

Angry Pathan: Hum ko poora 20 Crore deo ya mera 20 Rs wapis karo!

2310

Joota chupai ki rasam k waqat Dolhay ki ek saali ne kaha main 1100 longi.

2nd Saali boli main to 2100 longi.

Pathan bola 2310 le lo us main FM bhi hai.

Thappar

Pathan to Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai.
Uska hath lagte he main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Janta hon. Thappar ki aawaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.

2+2

1st Pathan: 2+2 kitne hote hain?

2nd: Tummhe pata nai mjhe Social Studies nhi aati.

1st: Per main ne to Islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.

Fire Brigade

1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-(

Q???

Is liye

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Wo 6 log

Fire Brigade walay thay.

Bhains Ka Bacha

PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?

Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE

PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaiNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?;->

Agla No

Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya,

aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia.

Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola,

Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai! hahaha :

Larki

1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??

Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hon uska naam yaad nahi aaraha hai.

My Mobile No

Pathan bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

Susaar

Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don.

Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.

14 August

Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke,

Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua,

Dost: (Heran hote hue): Q?

Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay....

Goli

Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,

Khudkushi Haram hai,

Zulm hai,

Gunah hai,

Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de...

Bahen

Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya.

Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga.

Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.

Mirror

Hamari shop per aik larka kam karta hai jo ke Pathan hai...
aik din main or bhai iski bike per kahe gaye...
bike per jo sheesey lage hote hain wo isliye hote hain ke peche ap dekh sakain ke
kaun araha hia ya kiya hoing..ab jab mian is bike per bhete tu dekha bhai ka chehra he
sheesey main nazar araha hai lolzzzz maine kha bhai yeh kia hai
bhai kehne laga Pathan hiana apna he chehra dekhey ga bike chalatey hue

Pechana

Sardar : mom kiya ap ne mjhe paida hone se phele dekha tha ?

mom : nahi tu

Sardar : tu phir paida hone ke bad ap ne mjhe pechana kaise.

Pechana

Pathan : mom kiya ap ne mjhe paida hone se phele dekha tha ?

mom : nahi tu

Pathan : tu phir paida hone ke bad ap ne mjhe pechana kaise.

Job

pathan 1 : main job k liye bhot pur umid hon iski english kiya hogi ?

pathan 2 : i m pregnent for the job.

Chatakh

aik admi apne bete ke lite 1 aisa robot lata hai
jo jhot bolne per thapar marta hai.

beta : papa aj main school nahi jaonga
mere pait main dard hai (Chatakh)

baap : dehka app ne jhot bola
isliye ap ko saza mili
main jab app jitna tha tu
kabhi jhot nahi bolta tha (chatakh)

wife : app hi ka beta hai

(chatakh)

Gun

Pathan Bank loottney gaye tu GUN ghar bhool gaye. Mager phir bhi bank loot lia ...

Kaisey ?????????????????


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Bank Manager bhi Pathan tha,He said that Gun kal dikha dena, hamain zuban pa etabar hay

Maaah

Sardar pathan k bachay ko dekh k bola bohot khubsurat hai
kitnay mah ka hai





Pathan ghusay se bola
Khabees ka bacha

ye ek he maa ka hai

Mehmaan

1st Pathan: Yeh Mera Mehman Hey
2nd Pathan: Nahin, Yeh Pehle Mere Pas aai thi is liye yeh mera mehman hey.
1st pathan: agar tum apna zid nahin choregi to hum is mehaman ko goli maregi.
Mehman: Khan sahab mujhe bachao nahin to yeh mejhe jan se mar dega
2nd patahan Bhalle goli mar de, yeh mera ek mehaman maregi hum is ka 2 mehaman maregi

1 Chor

1 Chor,
Police Se Chupta Hua 1 Tuti Qabr Me Lait Gya.
Qareeb Se Kuch Pathan Guzray
To Unho Ne Socha Ke Shayed Log
Mayat Par Matti Dalna Bhool Gaye.
Fatta Fatt Matti Dalna Shuru Kar Di
Chor Bola:
“Bachao Bachao”
Pathan:
“Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti Daalo
Is Par To Azaab Shuru Ho Gaya Ha..

Bandooq

Ek Pathan Bandooq Le Kar Machli Ka Shikaar Karny Jungle Main Gaya.

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Jao Rey Tum Bhi Pathan Nikla,
Joke To Uppar He Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.

Topi

Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?




Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,

Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai.

4 Bajey

Pathan: Mjeh 4 Bjay Jaga Dena.

Naukr:lekn Mjeh To Time Dekhna Nhi Ata.

Pathan Yara Tm Jaga Dena Time Mai Khud Dekh Lega.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Truck Accident

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,

pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar

bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

By Baasha

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Kidnapping

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,"I've kidnapped you."The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground". Signed, "A Sardarji"

The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?!

Punjab

SARDAR JEE KO INTERVIEW TEST MAI SAWAL AAYA JIS K LIYE 5 OPTIONS DIYE GAE.....
1. PUNJAB,
2. PUNJAB,
3. PUNJAB,
4. PUNJAB,
5. PUNJAB

SARDAR JEE KAAFI SOCHTAY RAHAY, FIR PAPER DAI KAR WAPIS AA GAE....
DOsT NAY POCHA KYA JAWAB LIKHA.... YEH TO BOHT AASAN SAWAL THA....
TO SARDAR JEE BOLAY.... MAIN TO YEH SOCHTA RAHA KON SA WALA PUNJAB ISS SAWAL KA JAWAB HO GA.....

In a party

In a party Pathan asked a girl" : "Aap "Dance" karain gi"... ?

(Larki khari ho kr) : "Haan"...


Pathan:
To main ye kursi Lay Loon ...

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

CNG PUMP

Sardar was smoking in front of his father.


Sardar's friend: Oey abby day samney smoking.


Sardar: Aba he hai koi CNG pump ty ni.

4 Years Old

Teacher: in 1869?
Sardar: I don't know .

Teacher: stupid gandhi g was born!
Now tell what happened in 1873?
Sardar:gandhi g was 4 year old.....

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