Pathan:dr sahab meray betay ne chabi nigal li hai.
Dr:Kab?
Khan:3 months pehlay
Dr:Tm abi tak kia kr rhy thy?
Pthan:Hum duplicate chabi use kr rhay thay.

Khocha Khan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha.
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Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Khocha Khan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gya he .

ustaad pathan se Pakistan k kitny soobay hay?
pathan (4)
ustaad sahabash un k naam batao pathan: mashrik, maghrib, shumal, junoob.

1 Pathan ne Shadi k liye 1 Zaheen Larki Talash ki...
Lekin us Larki ne Shadi se inkar ker diya...
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Kyon...?

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Kyon k wo Waqai Zaheen thi .

Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?

PATHAN : Wo Hospital Men Peda Huwe oR School Men Taleem Hasil Ki, ;-)

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai.

1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.

Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay..

New Teacher:
"Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid,
stand Up"

Pathan Stoodup

Teacher: R U Stupid?

Pathan: Nhi
Ap Akeli Khari Theen MuJhe Acha Nhi Lagrha Tha.

Pathan: P C O kidhar hai.
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P C O me gaya, jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha 'jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae'
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge.

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.

1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.

Dr: wat problm.

Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho...

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:
May I come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

5 Pathan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,


eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?


PaThaNoN nE kAha :

Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo

Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan
Cartoon Network

Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " kocha terey kaky ki maa"

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

Pathan thought "LOL" meant "lots of love".
So one Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text
''Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL" :D

Nurse and Sardar Patient with head injury:-

Nurse : Name
Patient : Jhony

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Nurse : Age
Patient : 29

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Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, No... Its car accident...

Once there was a mirror,which used to Kill "liers"
FRENCH:I think,I don't smoke(KILLED)
AMERICAN:I think,I love Iraq(KILLED)
PATHAN:I "Think"(Killed);->

Pathan Ne Larki Ko I Lov U Kaha,

Larki Ne Usay Ek ZorDaaar Thappar Mara aur Kaha
"Kia Bola" ?
Pathan (Rotey Huwe)
"Baji Jab Suna Nahi To Maara Kyun" ? :P

New Married Couple of Pathan And Pathani.

Pathan :
Hamara shadi ko
Mashaallah 24 ghenty ho chukey hen.

Pathani :
or aesa lagta hy jesy kal ki baat ho

Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rahe ho

1 pathan jahaz mai 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,
Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli hy ye lahor ki seet hy.

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola




hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho

Pathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai Hy

Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat Hy

Pathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi

Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy..

"Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta"

Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay §y ßola..

Tum kon ßaat ker Rahay Hou?

ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat ker Rahay Hain..

SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le..

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mat Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded

"Humans r Soluble in water"

Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

Pathan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.

Friend: O khan sahab kya banaya hai?
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Pathan: Naswar Gosht.

Sales man : Machron k liye powder le jaoo


Sardar : Na PA gee nah

MAcrun nu ena v free nahi karna,,

Aj powder ly dita tey kal body spray v mangan gain

Sardar ne bank se Loan le kr car li.

Lekin loan wapis na Kr saka
Bank Waly Car Le Gaye.

Sardar: Pehle Pata Hota to Shadi bhi Bank Se Loan Le Kr Krta.