A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

Sardar's wish: when I die,

I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Customer:Teri dukan to mithai ki hai

tera dil khaney ko nai krta ?

Pathan: Bohat krta hai magar abba Rus gulay

Ginn k Jata hai is liye choos k rkh deta hon :-

Teacher 2 pthan studnt:
” Agr koi moti si larki palat kar wapis aye

to hum english main kia kahain gy? “

Pathan:

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GOL MAAL RETURNS..!

Ek Pathan Apni BV or 16 Bacho K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pe Gya

Dost Ne Itni Bari Family Dekh Kr Gusse Ma Kaha

Haya Nhi Aai?

Pathan:Nhi UsKa paper tha aj.

Teachr Pthan se:
Alama iqbal k is shaer ki tashrih kro
“khol aankh zmeen daikh falak daikh fiza daikh,
mashriq se ubhrty hove soraj ko zra daikh”

Pathan; is shaer me alama iqbal kehty hen k

“GooD MorninG”:-D;-):-D

1 Jaga Bomb Blast K Bad 1 Admi Chila Raha Tha:
“O God! Mera Hath Urh Gaya”

Pathan:
Hoasla Karo
Mat Roo,
Daikho Us Aadmi
Ka Sar Urh Gaya Hai,
Wo B To Chup Hai.

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.

2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,
wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?

Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.

Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,

Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.

Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,

"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..

Pathan shop pe ja k: aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.

Shop keeper: tmhra brtan chota hai.

Pathan: acha bakri ka de do..

Girl: Mera abbu tume both psand Krte hy .

Phatan: Shrmate hove

“Pr hum shadi tum se he kre ga”

Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡

. Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.


Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

2 SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,


Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?


Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney

1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!. Per uski laash haste hue mili, Farishton ne pocha aisa kion?

Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai

Pathan-hum raat ko sapna dekha ki hum Katrina ke sath Beach pe uski zulfe swar rha tha par fir achanak kahin se barish hone laga
Man-Bewakoof,tum kutte ke sath so rhe the aur usne susu kar diya tha

Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,,,
Kyun Ke Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ke
Mein Apni Zindagi,,
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"Shan" Aur "Shoukat" Ke Sath Guzarna Chahti Hon..!!

Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota yar jb b koi word banta hai toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)} 

Pathan England mein khana khane gaya or bhool gaya k murghi ko english mein kia kehty hain

waiter: "What do u want to have?"

Pathan: "Mother of eggs plz"

Sardar pathan k bachay ko dekh k bola bohot khubsurat hai

kitnay mah ka hai

Pathan ghusay se bola Khabees ka bacha ye ek he maa ka hai

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.

Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?

Nurse: 3000

Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

Karhai Nahi Karwani.