Pathan_English me Fail hogaya.
Translations ki waja se:

1. Wo meri nawasi he
(She is my eighty nine)

2. Me ek Aam Admi hoon.
(I am a Mango man)

3. Mujhe English Aati he.
(English comes to me)

4. MeraTaluk Haripur Hazara se he.
(I belong to Green Pur Thousand)

5. Mera mazaq mat urao.
(Dont fly my joke)

Sardar Pathan se: Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hay, koi sasti aur achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon?

Pathan: O Khocha, aisa karo Hamara Sussar de do.

Pathaan's wish: when i die,

I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in

his sleep not screamin like all d passengers

in d bus he was driving

1 Pathan Jahaz M 1 Seet Pr Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Nam Hi Nhi Le Raha Tha,Logon Ne Bht Minaten Ki Mgr Wo Na Mana Wo Keh Raha Tha K Khan Ka Zaban 1 Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nhi Badlega,To 1 Shakhs Aya Aur Usy Kan M Kuch Kaha To Faorn Uthkr Agli Seet Pr Beth Gya,Log Heran Ho Gay Aur Us Shkhs Se Puch K Tune Usy Kya Kaha Jo Wo Man Gaya,
Admi ! Main Kaha K Khan Ap Kahan Jaoge?To Pathan Ne Kaha K Dubai,To Maine Kaha K Dubai Ki Seet Agli H Ye Lahor Ki Seet H.

Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love".

So One Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text

''Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother, Plz Take Care LOL" :D

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!


Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan : Cartoon Network

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola:
May I Come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya K Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chalay To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan Kam Ho Jayega.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki: Wazan To Kam Ho Gayi Magar 1 Problm Ho Gayee.

Dr: Wat Problm.

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar Se 1100km Door Pohanch Gya Ho

Pathan Ki Tang Me Gehra Cut Lag Gya
Nurse: Is Me 10 Tankey Lage'nge

Pathan : Ktna Kharcha Hoga?

Nurse:3000

Pathan:tanka Lgwana Hy

Karhai Nhi Karwani

A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students,

Last Bench Students:

We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR,


Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD ......"

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua?

Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai
"Try Again"

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?


Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.

Sardar ki baiti usky driver ke sath bhaag gayi
Logon ne pocha: Sardar Hun ki karogy?
.
Sardar: Karna ki ae, hun gaddi aap chalawanga

Sardar ke 10 bachon mai 1 alag dikhta tha
.
 Jab Us ki Biwi marny wali thi tu sardar ne Pocha: Ab tu bata do Yai kis ka hai?
.
 Biwi: Sirf Yahi apka hai

Sardar: Ghar mai maira hukam mana jata hai. Mai kahta Garam pani le awo, tu usi Time le aty hain
.
Friend: Garam Pani kion?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se bartan achy dulthay hain

Sardar to Doctor: Jab mai sota hon mairy khwab mai Bandar football khailty hain
.
Doctor: Eat this medicine before you sleep
Sardar: Kal se Khawonga, aaj unka final hai

Sardar ky duno kaan jal gaye thay

Doctor: Sardar Ji Apky kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: O jee, mai kapray Estri ka raha tha, ke ki Call agayi, mai jaldi mai Phone ki Jagah Estri Kaan ko laga li
Doctor: Dosra kaan kaisy jal gia?
Sardar: Phir Ambulance ko bhi call karni thi na!

A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of a Mirror
.
Why????
.
Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study

Pathan: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr lati bhi na tootay
.
.
Sardar: Jootay se mar do

Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion mar rahay hain?
.
Admi: Goal karny ke lie
.
Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol karengay?

A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
.
Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
.
Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

Teacher: Sardar Ki 5 Biwian 20 Bache , Pathan Ki 1 BV 9 Bache ,To Bataoo In Dono Me Kon Acha?

Boota : Score to sardar Ka Ziada Hai Per Pathan Ki Average Achi Hai ....

Pathan ne Newspaper me ishtihar dia k
 "Hamary Pas Aisi Product hy,
 Jisko Pehn Kr Ap Pori Dunia Ko Dekh Skty hain,
Mgar Apko Koi Nai Dekh Skta kimat
Rs.10,000+Free Home Delevery.
ek larki ne 10,000 bhijwaye
2 din bad TCS wala ek packet dy gaya,larki ne khushi khushi khola to us me
Burka Tha Wo B Topi Wala.