Teacher: Usko Kya Kahenge
Jo Dhyaan Na Dene Par Bhi

Bolta Rehta Hai
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 Sardar: Use Teacher Kehte Hai.

Ek pathan k ghar chor chori krna ahta or pathan us ko paker ka band daita hai
Pathan police station jata police ko laina k liya

Pathan : Sir jaldi chala mein chor k pao band kr ahya hon, us ko paker lain
Police : tum na hath nahi banda
Pathan : Jab bhagna pao se hai tu hath kyun bandata
Police : wo hathon se khual la ga or ab tak tu bhag chuka hoga
Pathan : Sir ap chala, wo ne bhaga ho ga
Police : kyun
Pathan : kyunk wo b pathan hai

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga?


PATHAN : PILOT

Tcher:Q


 pathan:Upar Accident Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

Sardar: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…
 PATHAN: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…
 SARDAR No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well…
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Sardar-Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me zaida profit ho?
 Pathan:Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti Baraf leker garmiyon me
bech dal

Sardar & Pathan got tired using mobile cell phones. For a change, they decided to use pigeons to send sweet messages. And this hilarious scheme worked very fine.
One day Sardar sends his pigeon.
Pathan sees, the pigeon is without any message. He picks his mobile and asks Sardar: The pigeon is without any sweet message.
Sardar: oh! stupid, that was a missed call.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai
Sardar: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai
Sardar: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well
Sardar: Is main suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Wht Will A "DRINK" Called If It Is Made By Pathan,

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Khoocha Cola

Wht Will A "DRINK" Called If It Is Made By Pathan,

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Khoocha Cola

Aik chor police se chupta howa
aik tooti qabar main ja kar lait
gaya



Qareeb se kuch pathan guzry
unhone socha shyad
log qabar par

mitti dalna bho gaye



unhone ne fata fat miti dalna shoro kardi

chor chillaney laga : bachao! bachao!

pathan oh kocha jaldi jaldi mitti
dalo Azaab shoro ho gaya hai

Sardar ki modern wife ne usse office jaate waqtkaha:


'see you in the evening'






Sardar:

'Mein bhi tumhain dekh lunga






dhamki apne baap ko diyo.

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.



Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.



Sardar: Theek Hai,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day.

Sardar in Park Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy?

Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese?

Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.

Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident Judge : How Did Accident Occur Sardar :I Don’t Know Sir I Was Sleeping…

How an american will tell his Pathan sevent to open the door? . . . Think . . . Don’t know? . . . Ok say this fastly in American style. “There was a cold day”

PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon “Moon is important than SUN bcz Moon gives light in night when light is needed but SUN gives light in day when light is not needed!”

Pathan Naqli note le kr surf lane shop pe gya.

Shopkepr:

is me Quaid-e-Azam k sr pe Topi nhi hai.

Pthan:

wo meli ho gai hai usi k liey to surf leney aya hun.

Man: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hai?

Pathan (bohat sochny k bad): Daikh mera bhai, baat hai samjhny wali, ab radio me Aap rotiyan tou nai la skty na.;-)

1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.

1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?

pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai.!

Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..

dost: SociaL Work?
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Pathan: Haan
 Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha.

Teacher to Sardar:
 batao India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya?

Sardar boht dair sochnay k bad bola:

Hawa mei…. :-

Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-)

Jin: kia hukm ha mere aqa ?

PATHAN: aik shair suna do.

JIN: hukm karien bakwas nahi main jin hun FARAZ nahi

PATHAN: wah wah kia shair hy.

Pathan went to an electric company for interview. Boss: electric motor kaise chalti hai? Pathan: turrrrrrrrr… Boss: stop it! Pathan: turr…tur…thoos!..

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao? Pathan soch mai . . . Pathan replied . . . . . Al andruni…!

AIK LARKAY NE PATHAN SE POOCHA YAR MAIN APNAY ABU SE APNI SHADI KI BAAT KESE KRON. PATHAN. SIMPLE ZONG LO OR SUB KEH DO !

Pathan løst his cheque book! Manager: “U should care, any1 can sign ur cheques!”

Pathan: “How can any1 sign? I’m not a føøl, I’ve already signed all cheques!

Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof. se aisa sawal pucha jise sun kr wo pagal hogaye.. sawal tha… NASWAR ka chemical formula kya hai?

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together. They found 1000 Rs. on the way. Pathan: Let’s take 50/50. Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

Logical Answer By Pathan 

Teacher: Batao zameen or chaand ka apas me kya rishta hy?

Pathan: Bhai Behn ka Techer: Wo ksy?

Pathan: Q k log chaand ko mamu or zameen ko maa kehtay hy.

1 SARDAR jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..

Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:

“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

Sardar girlfrind ko ghar le gya. Sab darwaze, khidkiyan band kar di. Light off kar ke uske paas aaya or bola: Dekho meri ghari me light jalti hai!!

Sardar ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi: Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maine ise hospital se SMS kiya "Tum baap ban gaye ho," Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Sardar teacher tha.
Exam k liye Questn Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi sare bachhe behosh ho gaye..
1. China kis Desh me hai?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aata he?

son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?

 sardar dad:" u r my son that is confidence .

ur friend is also is my son that is secret

Teacher: What's the similarity between Jinnah and Allama Iqbal?
Pathan: Both were born on a holiday.

1 Daku Sardar Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa aur Zor Se Chillaya..
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Daku: "Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao.. ??
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 Sardar: "Abe Pura Ghar Khali Pada Hai, Jithe Marzi So Jaa..

Sardar: oye banta machli khayega?


 Pathan: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.







 Sardar: oye chaD yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

A Habshi Goes 2 met A Sardar..

Sardar:
Who r u?

Habshi:
I Am Jack (Titanic's Hero)

Srdar Got Confusd, Ran 2 Anothr Srdar nd Askd:
Titanic Dubya C K Srya C?.

Pathan: Tum humko 3 laakh rupe do hum tumhe 15 din k baad lota dega...

(After 15 days)

Admi: Lao khan hogaye 15 din ?

Pathan: Han ye lo...

Admi: Abay ye to LOTA hai ?

Pathan: Han hum b to yehi bola tha k LOTA dega

HaHaHa Pathan Rocks