sardar bank mein 1000 rupy jama krwany gia.

cashier: janab, ye note naqli hy.

sardar: jama mery account vich hona, tenu koi tension..??

Ek baar ek Exam me pucha gaya what is
challenge...???
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Pappu ne pura page khaali chhor kar page k
end me likha...
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Apne baap ki aaulad hai to mujhe Paas karke
dikha...
its a challenge.. :P :P

Sardar to Pathan:
YAr Jahaz jb chlta hai to us k darwaza q bUnd hota hai?
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pathan"
kafi dair sochny k baAd.

YAr koi
(Juice,kulfi)
wala na char jay.

“My Grand Father Lived 96 Years.
He Never Used GLASSES

MEERA:
Ya Ya ok ok
I Know I Know
Some People drink directly from tooti

POLIO Team Darwazey Pe Aayi.

Pathan nay wife se -
Banduk aur
Kaartoos kahan Hain??

Polio ki Team Bhagi,

Pichhe Se Pathan Ne Awaz di

Ruko
Ye To Humare Bachon K Naam
Hain.

TEACHER: Which Book has helped U
Most in Your Life.?
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STUDENT: My Father's Cheque Book.
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Har jagha FACEBOOK nh chalti:-D

Ek Rich Ladki Ne Signal Par KhadeBhikari Se Kaha Arey Maine ApkoKahi Dekha Hai..
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Bhikari Bola
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Memsaab We Are Friends On Facebook..

Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q. Why did 18 sardar Is go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.

Pathan: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr lati bhi na tootay
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Sardar: Jootay se mar do

5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
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Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
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Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
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Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy

Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??
Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon
Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?
Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon

1 sardar ghar se nekla tu daikha ke samnay kailay ka chelka para howa tha
Sardar: O mere khudaya.. Aaj phir phisalna parega

Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"
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Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
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 Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi kartay

1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
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Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house
Still he was sent to Jail
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Why?
Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

Sardar's Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 banda kam ho jayega
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Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
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Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi

An oversmart Girl Updated her Status on
facebook:""

1st Boy Commented:
What happened Babes?
Am there for you ?? :/

*She Blocked Him*

2nd Boy Commeted: aawww My Baby, I Love you ♥
Please don't Cry

*She Blocked Him too*
3rd Boy Commeted:
Hat be :O
Jab Dekho Roti rehti hai facebookpe..!

*She Blocked him too*

4th Boy Commented: Kya hua Dear ??
Kya Main Aap ki Kuch Help karu..??

She Commented back:
Haan BHAIYA..
Inbox mein Batati hun..!!

*This Time The Boy Blocked Her

Meera:
"Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes fever.

Fruit wala: Oo meri Behan ye 'Potatoes Fever' kya hota hai?

Meera:
Oo Maye Gaad, You Lliteracy People, Potatoes Fever means "Aaloo Bukhara!

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping

tum her pal mere sapno mian khawabon main jazbat mian rehte ho

Pathan :

Ooo liar ka bachi

tum bhot jhot bolta hai

hum tu peshawar main rehta hia.

2 snakes on FB chat:
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snake1: fusss
snake 2 : fusss
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snake1: fusss fusss
fusss
snake2: fussss fusss
fusss
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snake1: fussss fusss
fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss
snake2: fussss fusss
fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss
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snake1 : Bhow bhow
bhow......
Snake2: saale aa gaya
na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha
fake ID bnake aya
hai

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki

DhotiPehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?

Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol",

1 pathan ne lift mangi.
Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya.Magr ye dekh kr hairan reh gya k driving seat pr koi nhi hy
aur car khud chal rahi hy.Wo dar k chup chaap betha rha.
Thori dair bad car 1 pump pr ruki to 1 admi paseene me hanpta huwa driving seat prbeth gya,,
Pathan:Is seat pr na betho yahan "JIN" betha huahy.
Wo admi bola:Oh Akhroat k bache me Is car ko 2 kilometer se dhakka lgata aa raha hon

Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING...:

Aik dafa aik sarda rastay mein ja raha tha kay osay rastay mein aladin ka chiragh mila...

... os nay us ko ragharna shuru kiya ...

... kafi koshish ki magar jin bahar nahi aaya ...

sardar nay neechay dekha tu likha tha

'Expiry Date : 20 Jan 2013'

ha ha ha ha he ehe heh he he

3 - Sardar peene. ke baad ghar jane ke liye Taxi roki

 Taxi wale n socha saalo ko chari huyi hai pagal bana deta hun.

Usne Gadi start ki 1 mint wahin khade khade gadi band karke bola
“Lo Janab, Hum Pahunch Gaye”

1st Sardar ne rupey de diye.
2 ne bhi rupey diye or thnx bola
3 ne usko 1 Zor ka thappar Maara.

Taxiwale ne socha isko pata chal gaya h, rote huye Bola.
“Sardar Ji Maaf Kar Do Galti Ho Gayi”

3rd Sardar
“Sale Aaj chhor deta hu, pr Aaj k baad Taxi Aaram se Chalaiyo, Aaj To Tune jaan nikal di ti........

Sardar walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Can I have a burger and fries?”
“Sorry, this is a library.”
So Sardar whispers, “Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?”

Ustaad sardar shagird say:
"Jis aadmi ko sunai na day usay english main kiya kahain ge..?
Sardar shagird:
"Jo marzi keh do usko kaunsa sunai day ga.....!!!!

Raat k 2bje sardiyon ki sakht baarish me ek sardar ne ek aadmi k ghar ka darwaza ghatghataya or bola.."paa g....dhakka la dawo ge....?"
Aadmi neend me dooba be parwah ho kar so gaya....sardar darwaza baja baja k chala gaya.....
achanak aadmi ko khayal aaya k kabi muje b dhakka lagane ki zarurat par sakti hai....wo utha,,,bahar aya or sardar ko awaz di"sardar g.....kya abhi b apko dhakke ki zarurat hai...?"
sardar g ki awaz i..."aaho...."
aadmi bola "kahan ahin aap?"
 Sardar:"o yara,,,,me ethay aan,,,baagh wich...mere jhoolay nu tikka la de zara...."

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny Jungle Mein Gaya.

Tu. ..
Tu. .
tu. .
choro yaar aap log Bhi PATHAN ho,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha..

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..

Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai.

Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G. Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..

Pathan:
Kon C. Ghalti?

Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain...........

Pathan Se Interview Me Pocha Gya:
K Agr 2 Mint K Liye Apko P.M Bana Dia Jaye To Ap Kia Kren Gy?
Pthan:Hum Maggi Noodles Banao ga

Intrviwer:Why? Pathn:2 Mint Me To Srf Maggi Ban Skta Hai
Intrvwer:Agr 5 Saal K Lye Bana Dia Jaye?
Pathan:Hum 5 Sal K Liye P.M Nhi Bnega
Intrvwer:Why Pthan:Itna Maggi Kon Khayega?

A girl sent a most expensive bird that could speak 40 languages as a birthday gift to his pathan boy friend..


Next Day she asks about the Gift..


GF: hows the bird???
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Pathan: Very Tasty..

Pathan qurbani karnay laga,...
churi hath mai uthai, bakra girya ... bikul katnay wala tha ,,, ...

per ... Bhool gaya kay qurbani kay waqt pharna kiya hai ?...
Demagh per kafi zor diya...
... phir achanak yaad aa gaya
, josh say cheekha ... aur churi chala di
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" OOO HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOu

Pathan
: Tum Ek Bar Me Kitne Admi Utha Saktay Ho?

Pehlwan: Kam Se Kam 10

Pathan: Bas..!Tum Se Acha To Hamara Murgha Hay Jo Subha Poray Muhallay Ko Utha Daita Hay…

Sardar ki maa ki tabait kharab hogaye

Dr ne kha inke 2 test hongia

Sardar : zor zor se roney laga or kehne laga ke ab kiya hoga meri maa tu un parh hai :p

1 tiger ne 1 pathan ko zoo me mar dia
1 bandy ne pucha tum ny pathan hi ko
Q mara..
Tiger: dimag khraab kr dia tha
3 din se keh rha hai
" Itna Bara Billi "

Ek aadmi: Beta,
Tumhari Age kya hai ??
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Baccha: Ji,
Ghar mein 14
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School mein 12
train mein 7 aur
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Facebook pe 18
saal..