Friday, April 26, 2013

Bijli ka bill

  1. Ek Pathan Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.
    Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola:
    “Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

"BURN0L"

Pathaan: CHiCKEN t0h B0HT ACHA Bana Hai Par TH0RA AJEEB Sa TASTE ky0n Hai.. ??

Sardaar: Banaaty Huay Murgy Ki Taang Jal Gai THi

T0H

Main Ne "BURN0L" Laga Di

Bandar

1 African apne bachey k sath bus me charhhaa.
conductor: itna badsoorat Bacha aaj tak ni dekha.
african ko bhut ghussa aya.
sath betha hua Pathan:O Lala kya huwa??
African: conductor ne meri insult ki he.
Pathan: Lala jao, maaro saley ko, apna ye bandar mujhey pakra do.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Double Sawari

2 Pathan Bike Pe Ja rahe the.

Police walay ne rok k kaha:
Pata nai hy k Double swari Pe Pabandi hy.

Pathan: Pata Hy,is liye to isko wapis chorne ja raha hun.

Macher

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha

Naswar

Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya

Pathan: hi obama hw r u?

Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!…

"Jurrasic Park"

Ek Pathan Cinema mai "Jurrasic Park" movie dekh raha tha.

Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.

Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..



Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai.

Scratch

Ek Pathan ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:

Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.



Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.

Badaam

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

14 August

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

Dictation Test

A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students,

Last Bench Students:

We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR,


Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD ......"

Boil

Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara:
Logo ne pocha kyou?
Phatan:
Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

"kha janda te changa si........."

Sardar Sundar singh ko aik dost mila bohat mudat baad, donu chai peenay baithay, dost nay pochha
"aur sunao, shadi ho gai ? bhabi kaisi hay ?" Sundar bola


"yar, jadon meri shadi hoi si na..... meri bivi eni sohni lagdi si....ke mera dil karda si k.... kha jawan...." dost ne pochha "

aur ab.....? " Sundar bola

"kha janda te changa si........."

Perfect son...

Sardar g was talking to a friend,

Sardar : "I have the perfect son."
Friend : "Does he smoke?"
Sardar : "No, he doesn't."
Friend : "Does he drink whiskey?"
Sardar : "No, he doesn't."
Friend : "Does he ever come home late?"
Sardar : "No, he doesn't."
Friend : "I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?"
Sardar : " Oh ...He will be six months old next Wednesday...."

Chota Bhai

Pathan Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe:
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"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hai Darling"
Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To
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Chota Bhai Samaj Ker Maaf Kar Dena.

30 lakh

Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla..
Ek aadmi ne kaha, 30 lakh
mein bridge
bana dunga.
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Authorities ne puchha
kaise ??
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Woh bola:" 10 lakh mere,
10 lakh ka
material, 10 lakh labour ke
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Pappu bola:" 90 lakh mein
bana dunga!!
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Authorities ne pucha:" Itna
mahenga
kyun ?? :/ Pappu bola:" 30
lakh mere, 30 lakh
aapke
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Authorities bole:" Aur
bridge kaun
banayega ?? .
Pappu:" Bridge us 30 lakh
wale se
banwayege..

A SH0RT CUTE ANSWER

Teacher: Tumhaary Abbu Kya Krty Hain.. ?

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 PAPPU: J0 AMMi Kehti Hain.

Electric generator

Sardar intrview deny gaya Boss: Electric generator kesy chalta ha?

Sardar: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it! Sardar: Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

chicken

Pathan gusse se: Waiter ! Es chicken biryani mai chicken kion nahi hai?
Waiter: Gulab Jaman mai Gulaab kahan hota hai?
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Pathan: Han yar sorry…..

Juice bana ke

MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

Race

Pathan ke ghar chor agia
Pathan ne daikha tu chor bhaag gia
.
Pathan chor ke peche bhagty bhagty agay nekal gia
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Pathan: Ek to chori oper se "RACE" lagata hai hamary sath

Kal ki roti

Bhikari Pathan se: Mujhe Khany ko kuch mil sakta hai?
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Pathan: Kal ki roti kha lo gay?
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Bhikari: Haan Jee Bilkul
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Pathan: Acha tu phir kal Time se ajana

FINGER

Pathan: Doctor Sahib poray jism mai kahin bhi ungli lagawon
tu boht dard hota hai
.
Doctor did X-ray of his all body and found that he has FRACTURE in his FINGER

Behra :p

Teacher: Jis admi ko sunayi na de, Usey English mai kia kahengy?
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Pathan Student: Jo marzi kah do, usko konsa sunayi daita hai

Pechana Kaisey ?

Pathan apni Maa se: Kia ap ne mujhy paida hone se pehly daikha tha?
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Maa: Nahi
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Pathan: To phir ap ne mere paida hone ke baad mujhe pehchana kaisy?

kabootar

1 kabootar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
.
Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
.
Usey chat par le gia,
.
owr
.
Wahan se neche phaink dia

album

1 Pathan ne pehli bar aaina daikh kar bol: Esko tu kahin daikha hai
Boht dair sochny ke baad bola:Oye yai tu wahi bagerat hai Jo shadi ka album
mai hamara bewi ke sath betha hai

Pani

Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Owr barish ka pani baalti mai chala gia
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Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela hogia

Friday, April 5, 2013

2 Lac

Sardar dukhi tha kisi ne pocha kis tention main ho ?

Sardar : yaar aik dost ko plastic surgery k lye 2 lac diye the.

ab saley ko pechan naih pa raha hon...


lolzz

Monday, April 1, 2013

Moom Baatti

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Pani

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

80 Rs

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Janwar

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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