Teacher: Yaad Rakho Hm iss Dunya Me Dusron ki Madad k liye aaye Hain





Sardar: wah G wah tey doojhay amb lain aaye Ne

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Sardar: PTCL Me Or Mobile Me kya Farq Hy?



Pathan Boht Soch Kr









Bola: PTCL Me Number Ungli Se Dial karte Hen Or Mobile Me Anguthy Se..!!!

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal 

During The Match, Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain, Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain, Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai. 

Once a Pathan was Asked:

"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?" . .

Khan Sahab Replied: . . . . "Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

Pathan was Weeping: Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?

Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai. Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.

Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha 

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga: Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

Aik Pathan ne aik jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara :-(

Kyun???

Is liye

K

Wo 6 log

Fire Brigade walay thay :-)

Teacher: Jis admi ko sunayi na de, Usey English mai kia kahengy?
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Pathan Student: Jo marzi kah do, usko konsa sunayi daita hai

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia:

"Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya."

Pathan apni Maa se: Kia ap ne mujhy paida hone se pehly daikha tha?
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Maa: Nahi
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Pathan: To phir ap ne mere paida hone ke baad mujhe pehchana kaisy?

MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

Pathan to Sardar: Mai ne aisi dawayi banayi hai, jese pee kar insaan sach bolne lagta hai, tum pee kar dekhlo
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Sardar (dawayi pee kar): Aaakh tuu yai tu tail hai
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Pathan: Dekha tum ne sach bola, yai waqayi tail hai

Pathan: Bhai Sahb Saddar Bazar konsi Bus jayegi?
Admi: 23 number
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1 ghanta baad wo admi wapis aya tu dekha Pathan udhar hi khara tha
Admi: Khan Sahb tum gaye nahi??
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Pathan: Bas yar 20 Bus guzar gayi hai, sirf 2 owr bhi guzar jaye tu 23wien ajayegi, phir jawonga

1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha
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Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie
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Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga.

Pathan Halwayi se: Tum kitny salon se Jalebi bana rahy ho?
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Halwayi baray fakhar se: 20 saal se
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Pathan: Bari sharam ki baat hai tum se aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani

Pathan 1: Yaar soraj raat ko kion nahi nikalta?
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Pathan 2: Kia pata nikalta ho, agar, etny andhairy mai kis ko dekhayi dega !!

Bewi: aap boht moty hoty ja rahy hain
Pathan: tum bhi moti hoti ja rahi ho
Bewi: Mai tu Maa banny wali hun
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Pathan: Mai bhi tu baap banny wala hun

Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
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Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye
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Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha
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1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:
"Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai
Pahly Shadi tu kar le"

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha
Dost ne pocha: Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?
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Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai

1 Pathan bachpan se heran-o-pareshan our Tension mai tha
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Yai soch kar ke mairi behn ke 2 bhai hai, owr maira 1 bhai kion?

Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Khaansi kesa hai?
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 Dost: Khaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai
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Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye ga

3 Pathan film "Sholay" daikhny gaye
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Hero ne kaha "Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
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Pathan khary hokar boly: "Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega"

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....