Sunday, September 22, 2013

Machar

Samajhne ki Koshish karo.

Mujhe Tang Mat Karo.

Mujhe Akela Chhor Do.

Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka.

Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok?

Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha 

Pathan Deewana

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!


Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana.. 


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.

Rickshaw

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga.

"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya
. Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:
Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai "Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal" 

Cotton

Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur mujhe kapray lene hai, Kya karun?

Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta!

Pathan: Yaar le to lun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai. 

Carry Lougar Bill

Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lougar Bill Aa gya hai.

Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.

Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai Aur DUE date kya hai?

Allama Iqbal

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai? Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai

Pepsi

Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya: Jab Bahir Aaya to Tokan Walay ne 12 Rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi thi kia? 

Pathan Proposed a Girl.

Pathan Proposed a Girl.

With a Romantic Poetry Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,
Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.

Interview

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se: Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?

A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?

A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se: Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

LBW

During The Match, Batsman LBW Hua:
1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,

Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain, Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai. 

Favorite Song

Once a Pathan was Asked: "Khan Sahab!

Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?" .

. Khan Sahab Replied: . . . . "Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti." 

Murgi

Pathan was Weeping: Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?

Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.

Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha

Roti

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

I am Falling In Love

Pathan Apni Wife Ko I Love You Bolta Aur Gir Jata.

I Love You Bolta Aur Phir Gir Jata....

Wife: Whta are You Doing Khan?

I am Falling In Love

Facebook

Facebook Pe Kisi Ladki Ko Hi
Hello..
Karne Se Achchha hai..
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Kisi Kutte Ko Patthar Maaro...
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Atleast Dhang Se Reply To
Karta
Hai.!!

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Kheer

Sardar: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya
 Pathan: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti .

AUrat

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
 Sardar: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo

Whole Body

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

skeleton

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
 Sardar: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Brown Cow

Do U Know Why Sardar Bought A Brown Cow???
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2 Get Choclate Milk!!

Narra

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je: MISS

"NARRA":-)

Biwi

Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…



2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

Chinese

Sardarji got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.

“Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese.”



“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?”

” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”

Choice

Once a Sardarji was going to his office.



On the way, he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.

Next day, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed, “Array, aaj to choice hai.”

Leaking

Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.



You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

Kidney

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,



He is my kid,
and…. she is my kidney.

Friday, September 6, 2013

"Go & KILL THE WAVES"

Meera (waiter se):


Ye lo100 Rs Tip





"Go & KILL THE WAVES"

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WAITER (pareshan ho kr):





Matlab?-



Meera:


Matlab Jaa Kr Mojan Maar.!

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Step

Pathaan Maths K Paper Mai uth k Dance Karny laga
Kisi Ne Pucha Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho-
pathan:TeAchr Ne Kaha THa Maths mE Hr STEP K Number milty Hn

Monday, September 2, 2013

Balance

1-Burhi Ourt Ne ATM k Pas Sardar Se Kaha:Beta Mera Balance Check Kro
Sardar Ne Aurt Ko Dhakka DiaWo Gir Gai













 Sardar:Tmhara balance Khrab Hy amma

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