Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.



Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC-1760!!

A bus fell into lake, everyone swimmed across to save their lives.



Suddenly Sardar jumps in searches for someone, when asked whom he seaching for.

Sardar said, “Sala conductor ne change nahi diya tha.”

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T Kanpur were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are Sardars we will go direct to the sun.”



“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”

And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”

A lady calls Sardar for repairing door bell.

Sardar doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again. 

Sardar replies, “I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.”

eeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.



You know why?

Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.

A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he
dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale! Get me a coffee
quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed
the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”



“No”, replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”

The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking
to, you fool?”

“No”, replied the Managing Director.

“Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone!

Sardarji got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.

“Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese.”



“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?”

” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”

Teacher:
Sab Se Zyada bewaqof Kon C Qom Hoti Hy?

1 Pathan Student uth K Bola:
Hum goli mar de ga Agr kisi ne jawab dia..

Dadi marte hue boli :"Beta me apna farm, 6
tractor, 50 janwar n 22,389,630 cash tmhare
naam karti
hoon..
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Ladkiii:"dadi ye sub hai kaha.. ??
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Dadi:"Farmville on Facebook.

Arranged marriage is like
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accepting
an unknown friend request on facebook..

Sardar to His friend : Yaar ye jahaaz to itna bara hota hai to isay paint kese karte hon ge?


Friend : Abay Pagal, Jub jahaaz upper jaa kar chhota ho jata hai tub paint karte hon ge.

Tring Tring.

Sardar: Helo kon bol rha hai?

Other side: Ji, main bol rha hon.

Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,

idhar se bhi main bol rha hon.

Teacher to Sardar: apny bap ka nam english main likho. Sardar:”beautiful red underware”
teacher,ye kia nam hy?
Sardar:”Sundar lal chudda”

Doctor: Dawai hila kar piya karen.

SARDAR: O Je bari muskil hoti hy dawai hilany sy chamchay sy gir jati hae phr zameen se chaatni parti hy. ::

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

Sardar bath room gya,jub bahir aaya to Token wale ne Rs.13 mange.

Sardar:Kiun Lotay vich Pepsi pai si

A sardar in Karachi went to Bank for opening an Accoünt.
He took a Form and went to Islamabad.
Do Ü Know Why?
Bcoz in the Form he read:
“Write in Capital”

Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.. Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.As there is no other HUSBAND in the family to look after her.
Kindly grant me leave for 1 day on SUNDAY!

Sardar : Ik Wari Mai Chotta Hunda C Mai Minar-e-pakistan Ton Gir Gya C

2nd srdar: Fir Mar Gya C k Bach Gya C?

Sardar :Mainu Yad Nai Mai Chotta Hunda C

KBC/Amitabh questiond: “In which state Ganga flows?”
Sardar:”Liquid state”
Audience clapped
Amitabh was shocked
Turned to the audience
All were Sardars.. !!!

Judge :Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me AaRhe Ho,Tumhe Shram Nahi Aati?

Pathan :Tum Roz Aata Hai,TumKo Aati Hai Kia??

Sardar 2 his papa: mane shadi krni he

papa: putar kiday nal?

srdar: papa dadi ama day nal

papa:beghairta o meri maa e

srdar:te tusi meri maa nal kyu kiti?.

Sardarji comes back to his car and finds a note saying Parking Fine.
He writes a note and sticks it to pole that says,Thanks for the compliment.. !!!

Girl: will u mary me?
 Sardar: no hum shadi sirf relatives mein kartey hai
meri mama nay papa sey ki, bhai nay bhabi sey ki, khala nay khalu sey ki aur mein apni bivi sey karo ga

Sardar Jee Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Boht Ro Rha Tha

Sardar Jee Boly:
Sher Day Bachy Ronday Nai

Bacha Bola: Sher Day Bachay School v te nai jaanday:-)

Race dekhte huye Sardar ne dosry se pocha:

“Inaam kis ko mily ga?”

2nd: “Sab se aagay waly ko”.

Sardar: “To phir peechey waly q bhaag rahy hain.

Sardar`s theory: “moon is more imp than sun,coz it gives light at night when light is needed AND sun gives light during the day when light is not needed”

Boss: where were u born?
Sardar: punjab
Boss: which part in Punjab?
Sardar: kya which part? Puri body `born in Punjab`.

Sardar:”tum bike itni taiz q chala rahe ho?”
Pathan:”ye letter urgent dena hai.”
Sardar:”kahan?”
Pathan:”address parney ka time nahi hai.”
Sardar:”ok,go fast.”

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: I`m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.