Sardar apna sar pani me duba rha tha..
Biwi-kya kr rhe ho?
Sarder-Dimag chalta nhi he sala..
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Dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi?

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.
Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Sardar: Battery low.
Pathan: Send Kar...Sabko..

Sardar: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata hai...

 Pathan : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati hai...

Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.
Police: Kaun He Wo?
Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!

Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder,
Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar..
Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!!

Replies the Parrot..!!

Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakra jata..

Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?

Srdr:10 rs. ka?

Son: Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho.

Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

Sardar-xpres kitne baje ki he?
TT-1 baje
Sardar-local?
TT-9 bje
Sardar-Maalgadi?
TT-(Gusse se) 12 bje lekin tuje kaha jana he?
Sardar-Patri cross KARNI he..

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.

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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..

Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha:

Upar Q Aye?

Pathan: Amrood Khane.

Bandar: Abe Yeh To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.

Pathan:

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Hum Amrood Sath Laya Hai.

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy

Boy: Maine suna hai k is ghar mai bhoot rehte hain.

Pathan: Pata nahin mjhe to khud mare hue 8 saal hogaye

Pathan ko rastey mai ek chiragh mila,
utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla aur jin ne usse 3 khuahishain puchin

Pathan: Humko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho

1 dam 1 naswar ka packet agaya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni hio wapis aagai!

Jin: baki 2 khuashain?

Pathan: esa 2 packet aur do :-)

Pathan K Ghar Mehman Aate Hain.
Pathan Ki BV Pathan Se:

Tum Hamesha Mehmanon Se Ulti Seedhi Bat
Keh Dete Ho, Ab In Ki Izzat Karna.

Pathan Mehman Se:
Kya Haal Hai Gul Khan, Tum Thek Hai,
Aane Me Koi Pareshani To Nai Hui?

Gul Khan:
Ap K Elaqe Me Kutte Bohat Hain.

Pathan:
Kutte Se Yaad Aya Tumhara Abbu Thek Hai Wo Aya Nai.

1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha
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Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie
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Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga.

Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
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Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye
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Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !

3 Pathan film "Sholay" daikhny gaye
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Hero ne kaha "Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
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Pathan khary hokar boly: "Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega"

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Once Pathan was wearing a glove on just one hand.
Pathan's friend: Why are U wearing a glove on just one hand?
Pathan: I relied on the weather forecast.
Friend: How?
Pathan: The forecast was that, "On one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot."

Pathan 1: Do U have balance in your mobile?
Pathan 2: Yes why?
Pathan 1: Can I use it to message `I LOVE U` to my wife.

A Pathan was waiting for the train with his wife. A train arrives and its name was "Khyber Mail". The Pathan ran and boarded it and told his wife, "You also board the train when 'Khyber Female' arrives at the station".

Girlfriend: When you have a mobile, why did you send me a letter?
Pathan: When I called you, I got the message, "this phone number is busy, please try letter"!

Pathan to barber, "How much for a haircut?"
Barber: Rs. 50/-
Pathan: How much for a shave?
Barber: Rs. 25/-
Pathan: Good. Shave my head.