Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya

Nurse: Is me 10 tankey lage’nge

Pathan : ktna kharcha hoga?

Nurse:3000

Pathan:tanka lgwana hy

Karhai nhi karwani 

Pathan Mob?Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:

PehLe H? SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ?haga D?ya

SawaL Tha?

Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?

Pathan

Cartoon Network

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi 

SARDAR:

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?

,

,

PATHAN:

Jootay se maar do:)

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.

Pathan khudkushi kr rha tha

.

Dost:

Ye kya kr rhe ho?

.

Phatan:

Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya

Me us larke k bena zinda

Nhi reh skta

Pathan to shopkeeper:

Easy Load hai?

Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.

Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..

Boy: Maine suna hai k is ghar mai bhoot rehte hain.

Pathan: Pata nahin mjhe to khud mare hue 8 saal hogaye :-)

Pathan Mehman Se:
Kya Haal Hai Gul Khan, Tum Thek Hai,
Aane Me Koi Pareshani To Nai Hui?

Gul Khan:

Ap K Elaqe Me Kutte Bohat Hain.

Pathan:
Kutte Se Yaad Aya Tumhara Abbu Thek Hai Wo Aya Nai.:

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.

I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???

A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?

A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept...

Sardar-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?

Sardar-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

Pathan Park Me Betha Tha

Dost.

Kya Kr Rhe Ho

Pathan.

Badla le Rha Hn

Dost.

Kis Se

Pathan.

Waqt Ne Mujy Brbad Kia

Ab M Wqt Ko

Brbad kr Rha Hn

Pathan Class Me Hans raha tha

1 Lrki Boli Stand up

Pthan:Tum Kon Ho?

Lrki:Ma Monitor Ho.

Pathan: HaHa Tera Zamana Gya Ab L.C.D Chalti Hy......

1Pathan MPA Ban'ny K Baad Hospital K Doray P Chala Gaya-

Wahan 2 Mareezon Ko Oxygen Lagi Thi

or 1 Ko Nahi Lagi Thi

Pathan Ny Doctor Sy Poucha

2Mareezon Ko CNG Lagi Hay

or 1 Ko Q Nahi

Doctor Ny Drip Ki Taraf Ishara Kiya or Bola:

Ye PETROL Py Chal Raha Hy

DOCTOR B PATHAN THA

SArdar:Rasgulle hai?

.

DUKANDAAR: Nahi

.

SArdar:Dekh Lunga

.

DUKANDAAR (Gusse Me): Kya dekh loge?

.

SArdar:Dusri Dukaan Me Jakar Dekh Loonga!

Pathan:-Beta btao jaan kaha se Niklti hai?

Sardar:-Khidki se

Pathan :-Wo kaise?

Sardar :-Kal raat ko meri biwi kisi ko kah rhi thi

Jaan khidki se Nikal jao

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

Pathan-hum raat ko sapna dekha ki hum

 Katrina ke sath Beach pe uski zulfe swar rha tha 

par fir achanak kahin se barish hone laga

Man-Bewakoof,tum kutte ke sath so rhe the 

aur usne susu kar diya tha

Judge to pathan

tum per cycle chori ka ilzam sabit nahi hua
lehaza tumhain ba izaat bari kiya jata hai

Pathan : tu kiya cycle hum rakh ley.

Judge to pathan

tum per cycle chori ka ilzam sabit nahi hua
lehaza tumhain ba izaat bari kiya jata hai

Pathan : tu kiya cycle hum rakh ley.

Pathan halwai se tum kitney saal se jalebi bana rahe ho ? 


Halwai barey fakher se 30 saal se 

Pathan : Bari sharam ki baat hia tum se aj tak jalebi sehdi nahi bani.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je: MISS

"NARRA":-)

Pathan 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha

Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha.

Pathan ne pilot ko thappar mara aur bola:

Mujhy dair ho rahi hai aur tu BY ROAD jaa raha hai..

1 Sardar ne galli mein Garha khoda or uss main ja k baith gaya.

2nd Sardar:”Ay ki ho raya hy paa ji?”

Ist Sardar replied:

“DONGIAN SOCHAN” .

::)