Wednesday, August 27, 2014

BMW



1st Sardar: Mujhy shadi me BMW mili hai 


2nd Sardar: magar tumhary paas to koi car nahi hai....



1st sardar: Abay bewakoof
 ..... BMW matlub " Buhat Mooti Wife "

Garam

Khan Dukan se Baraf Lene Gaya...Baraf Se Dhuwan Niklta Dekh kr Bola...

Wah Yara,Sb ko Thandi Deta Hai or Hum ko Garam Deta hai

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Me te Chota Jya Hunda c

Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja Hunda Ce Me Minar-e-Pakistan to Dig Gya Ce



2ndSardar:Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?



Sardar:Menu ki pata Me te Chota Jya Hunda c.

Goal

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

Date of Birth

PROFESSOR:Akal badi yah bhais?
Sardar: Pehlay dono k date of birth bata mamu.


“NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge? 


Student SARDAR : Us rassi ko kahenge  “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

Ladies Toilet

Teacher: Aesi jaga ka naam batao, jis ko banaya to aadmi ne hai par wo wahan ja nahi sakta?

Student SARDAR(bohot dair sochne ke baad): Ladies Toilet

cheque book

Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?


Student Sardar : Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.

Application

funny Jokes .. 

Boss
 ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi:

Dear Sir,

Meri biwi (Wife) beemar hai, mai us ka iklota shohar (Husband) hun, ghar mai kaam karne ke liye koi dosra nokar nahi hai. Mujhe 1din ki chutti inayat kar dejiye.

Sardar Aur Bank

funny Jokes .. Sardar Aur Bank


Ek Sardar nai Bank sai loan lai kar car li lekin loan wapis na kar saka.

Bank wale car le gaye.

Sardar bola: Mujhe pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan le kar hi karta.

Sardar Aur Pant (Trouser)

funny Jokes .. Sardar Aur Pant (Trouser) 


Ek baar ek Sardar ki pant phat gai,

Tailor se silwa kar bill poocha,

Tailor: 250 Rs.

Sardar: Yeh lo 500Rs.

Tailor: 500 kiyu?

Sardar: Bill sun kar dobara phat gai!!

"Sardar ji"

funny Jokes .. Sardar Aur Beta


Sardar (Beta Se): Agar tum es baar bhi exams mai fail ho gaye to mujhe apna baap mat kehna.

Result wale din
Sardar: Kiya hua?

Beta: Bas "Sardar ji" kuch naa pucho

Saturday, August 9, 2014

jalebi

Sardar apne tota SE :Mitthu,
Jalebi khyega
TOTA : Bagairta Khud Kha le.
Phle Mirchi khila-khila k
Bawaaseer karwa di ab Sugar
bhi krwyega kya

Pani

Eik sardar bathroom main betha tha
Samnay likha tha k pani ka zyada say zayda
istimaal karain wo bethay bethay 3
lotay pani pee gya..:P:P

Sardar

Zindagi main agar kuch hasil karna hai
tu hamesha apnay dimag ki sono
Aur agar dimag say koi jab na aye tu
Dil ki sono wahan say b koi jawab na aye tu
Ankhain band kar k soacho k kahin main
SADRAR tu nahi..???

Wifi

Sardar to Hotel Manager :
It is written that you provide
free wife in the room..
I need one….

Manager: Sir, It’s not free wife It’s free Wi-fi

13.13

Sardarni: kurri jawan ho gai A,
koi changa jeya munda wekho 26 saal da howay.

Sardar: jay 26 saal da
na milay te 13,13 de 2 le awan?

Suraj

1st Srdar:
Yar Suraj Rat nu Kyun nahi Nikalda?
2nd Srdar:
ki pta pa g,
Ho sakda ay nikalda hovay
Eny nyrry wich kera pata chalda a.

Khud kushi

1 sardar Paon mein rasi bandh rha tha
1 shakhs ne pocha>
kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar
khud-kushi
ADMI
lekin khud-kushi to gale
mein rasi bandh kar hoti hey
Sardar
pahley galay vich e paai c
mera tay saaa hi band hon lggya c

Socks

1 Sardar k mozay Se itni badbo Aati K Jahan
jata Log Bhag jate Uski Bv ne New mozay Lakr Deye or
kaha k mare bhai ki shadi ka Function hy
New mozay pehan kr ana.

Sardar jb Gaya to Log bhag Gye.
B.v (Ghuse se) New mozay Nhi Pehan k aye?
Sardar Mjhe pta Tha tu Yaqin Ni kregi
is Lye Purane sath Laya hon..:p:p

Morr


Dr: Sardar g Accident kese hua apka?
Sardar: O yr main morr kattan lga c.
Dr:To kya aagy gaari aa gai?
Sardar: Ni G Agge MORR e nai c.

Kutt k deni ay


1 sardar apne bimaar bhai ko maar raha tha.
1 aadmi ne pucha:
Tum ise Q maar rahe ho?
Sardar:
Doctor ne keya c
Ennu goli kutt k deni ay..

Naswar


Eik pathan cinema hall main cold drink
ki bottle lay kar betha tha
wo kabhi 10 mint k baad mouh lagata
aur kabhi 15 mint k baad,
us k pass bethay sardar ko bohat gusa ayya
us ne pathan say bottle uthai
aur pori eik ghont main pii gya aur bola
Aisay pee jati hai cold drink
Pathan bola: Bhai main tu iss main
Naswar thook raha tha..,

Light


1 Pathan K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola: 
Janab Light Band Kr Do 

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir? 
Pathan: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me 
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai 
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

Nido


1 Sardar jungle say guzar raha tha
k uss nay dekha k eik sanp darakht pa
latka hua tha
Sardar: NIDO v piya kar 
khali lamkan nal Qad lamba nai honda..

Taqatwar


Pathan: 
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha 


Dost: 
Wo kaisay ?


Pathan: 
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Ali baba 40 Chor


1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha
Aur hamare jurwa bache hue.

2nd frend: Meri begum ne Novel '3 jugnoo' parha
Aur ek waqt mai 3 bacho ko janam diya

Ye sab sun kar Pathan apne ghar bhaga
Dosto ne pocha kahan ja rahe ho wo bola:

Apni begum ko rokne wo 'Ali baba 40 chor' Parh rahi hai.

Pepsi


Pathan Road Se Jaati Hui Larki Ko Ghoor K Dekh Raha Tha.


Larki Ne Usay Lanat Di...

Pathan Apne Dost Se Bola:

Pooch Rahi Hai, Kisne Kaha Tha Pepse Per Rs.5 Kam Kardo. 

Chokidaar


1 Pathan Dr. Kay Ghar Raat 2 Bjaay Phone Aaya.


"Aap So To Nahi Rahy?"

Pathan Dr. Ne Ghussay Main Kaha:


"kaminey

Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty." :-)

Par


Hum To Udti Chidya K Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain,




Pathan:
Is Me Mushkil He Kiya Hai
2 He To
Hote Hain. :-)

Naqli Note


1 Sardar Bank main 1000
ka note jama karwany gya
Cashier: Sardar g ya note tu nakli hai
Sardar: te tenu koi takleef hai
meray account vichh janay hai k tery??

Mathematician


Eik sadar ji khali plate main

roti dubo dubo kar kha rahay thay
.
.
Waiter nay dekha tu poacha:
Ya app kiya kar rahay hain??
.
.
Sardar: main mathematician hun,
main nay daal suppose ki hui hai..:

hikalatay


Doctor: Kiya app hikalatay hain??
Sardar: nahi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
Boltay waqat
Doctor: lakh di lanat :P

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