Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Friday

Angrez Pathan se Whats your Name?

Pathan: Friday flower.

Angrez What??

pathan: Yaara, Jumma Gul: 

2014

Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi



Dusra pathan:

Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tak ki guaRAntee hai


9 se 1

Lady doctor ek Pathan se

Tum roz clinic k bahir khare ho kr aurton ko Q ghurte ho?



Pathan:

Baji ap ney hi bahir likha hoa hay Aurton ko dekhny ka time 9 se 1 taK....?

Murgha

*. . .pathan sham ka waqt ghar per murgha bana huwa tha,

BAap: herani sa, beta tum murgha kyu bane hoe ho,

pathan: AbBa jaan, "ap he ne to kaha tha jo kaam school me karaya jata ha, usa ghar per dohraya karu. . .*..:.-o

r O c K I N G s..... . . . . . . . 

Fight

Pathan to dukan dar:-aik glass juice do fight hoge

dukan dar:-khan sahib fight kab hoge

pathan:-jab tum paise mango ge


ankh :p

pathan bivi k sath ja raha tha 1boy ne ankh mare pathan tumko sharm nahin ate mujko ankh marte ho

boy apko nahin apki bv ko mari hy pathan sory yar main ny tumhen galat samjha

Train

Train chali to pathan aik deba mein chala gia

conductor bola:- khan sahib nazar nahin ata ye ladies ka deba hai

pathan bola:- sorry mujhy laga aap marad ho

Khawab


Sardar: Mubarak h0 adliya bahal h0 gayi
Ab haar gareeb k0h R0ti Kapra makan milay ga
Mulzim k0h f00ri insaaf milaay ga
Jariyam khatam h0 jein gaye
L0ad shading nahi h0 gi
Mehangai khataam h0 jaaye gii
Pakistan mein haqiqi jamh0riyat aye gi
C0rrupti0n khatam h0 jaye gi
India d0st baan jaye ga
Dehatshat gaardi khaatam h0 jaaye gi
Pathan: Acha haan pheir haamari Annkh khul
jaaye gi.

B0_B0_B0_B0_B0_B0


D0ct0r Kiya App Hikalatay Hein

Sardar Nahi Siruf

B0_B0_B0_B0_B0_B0

B0_B0_B0_B0_B0_B0

B0ltay Waqat

D0ct0r Lakh Di Lanat

Mangetar

Sardar ki mangetar bohut sharif thi,
kabi uska kisi say koi Afair na chala,
sardar ne mangni tor di,
waja ye bataijo kisi ki na ho saki wo meri kese hogi?

Friday, October 17, 2014

Bill

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Gandhi Jayanti

Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti


So Sardar writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.

only small babies

One tourist from U.S.A. 

asked Sardar:

Any great man born in this village?


Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

B silent

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Puncher

Sardar apna sar pani me duba rha tha..
Biwi-kya kr rhe ho?
Sarder-Dimag chalta nhi he sala..
..
Dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi?

Gold Medal

" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo"
Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?

Parrot

Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder,
Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar..
Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!!

Replies the Parrot..!!

Ghar

Sardar - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Pathan- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

confidence & secret

son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?

dad:" u r my son that is confidence .

ur friend is also is my son that is secret

Bajrang

Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.
Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?
santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Wi Fi

Sardar 2 Hotel Manager

Mainay Suna K Aap Free Ki Wife Bhi Detay Hain..
Mujhay Chahiye…
Manager: Sir, Mainay Wife Nahi Kaha..
Wi-Fi Kaha Tha…

90

Pathan In Crore Pati…
90 Say Pehly Kia Ata Ha?
90 Yani Nine zero Say Pehly.
Pathan Kafi Dair Sochny K Bad Bola,
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ayesha Manzil …

Macher Dani

Jang Main Pathan Nay Bullet Proof Jacket Ki Jaga,
Macher Dani Pehen Rakhi Thi…
Comander Nay Poocha Ye Kio?
Pathan: Jis Main Say Machar Nahi Guzar Sakta,
Goli Kaisay Guzrega? 

MURGHI

Pathan Apni Beemar Murghi Ko Market Lay Gaya..
Aik Aadmi Nay Us Say Poocha Is Ka Sar Nechay Kio Ha?
Pathan: Gaon Ki Murghi Ha,
Is Liye Sheher Main Aa K Sharma Rahi Ha.

GOLI

PATHAN deewar K Sath Ulta Khara Tha
” //
” )  (
/(.”.)/
Wife: Tum Ultay Kio Kharay Ho?
Pathan: Sar Dard Ka Goli Khaya Ha,
Kahi Pait Main Na Chala Jaye….

sms


Pathan Ko ZonG Walo Ki Taraf Say Bohat Sms Aa Rahay Thay…

Pathan Nay Call Center Ko PhOne Kar K Bola:
Band Karo Apnay Sms.
Kis Begherat Nay Diya Ha Mera Numbar Ap Ko ….

Cell



Doctor: Tumharay Baap Ki Body Main White Cells Khatam Hain..
Pathan Bahir Gaya Our Thori Dair Baad Aya Our Bola:
Doctor Sahab, White Tou Nahi Milay,
Yeh RED “Power Pluse” K Milay Hain.
Yehi DAL DO..

Doctor: Ye China Ka Radio Nhi,
Abba Hai Tera

Naswar

Aik Pathan Saudi Arabia Gaya.
Waha Naswar Lagatay Hoye Police Walay Nay Pakar Liya.
Police Waly Nay Kaha: Haza Takulun Naswar Min Asshi Un Aghzar.
Pathan Rotay Hoye Police Walay K Galay Lag Gaya Our Kaha:
Mujhay Aj pata Chala K Naswar Laganay Ki Bhi Dua Hoti Ha …

Pen

Pathan: Tumhary Pen Main Ink Nahi Ha Kya?
Girl: Andhay Ho Kya? Chal Tou Raha Ha. :/
Pathan: Tou Phir Apna mobile number Likh K Dikhao. O Teri Ki 

Miss Call

Pathan: Miss Kia Aap Nay Mujhay Raat Ko Call Ki Thi?
Miss: Nhi Tou, Mainay Nahi Ki Ap Ko Call…
Pathan: Miss Ap Jhoot Bol Rahi Ha,
Kio K Subha Jab Main Utha Tou merey mobile per
 Likha Tha,
“MISS Call”

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