Saturday, February 15, 2014

English

Pehla Zaheen Sardar
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Teacher: Jo sakhs kuch nahi sun sakta usay English mai kia kahaingy??
Sardar: Kuch bhi Kaho, usay konsa sunayi daita hai

Khawab

Sardar: Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga
Dost: kion??
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Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le kea raha hai

Zalzala

Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo Zalzala aaya hay!

Pathan: Tum usko bithao hum aata hay.

Oxford universty

Pathan ne Oxford universty mein top kia.

Media:

” agay kya karna chahtay ho?

Pathan:

“Bachpan se 1 hi Khuwab ha k ham apna Lunday ki dukaan kholay ga”

Bomb

Pathan:

Maa hum bara ho k airforce

Me jay ga

Maa:

Beta mujhe kese pata chalega

k ye mera bete ka jahaz hy

Pathan:

Hum GUZARTE waqt ghar pe

BOMB Phenk daiGa.

Semester System

1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

Kisi ne pucha:

6 mah k baby ki birthday kese?

Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai.

Sardar in FireBarged.

Sardar in FireBarged.

Lady called: Mere Ghr Main Aag Lag Gyi Hy.

Srdar: Pani Dalo.

Lady: Dala tha, Aag Nhi Bujhi.

Srdar:

Fir mojaan kro asi V te pani E sutna C.

10 Fruits Name

Teacher:

10 fruits k naam btao…

Sardar:

1 amrood,

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1 Saib,

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Tey 8 Maltey

Gas Bill

1Pathan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:

Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?

Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:

Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.

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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here

I Love You

Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
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Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you" ke msgs arahe hain !
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 Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BiWI ka mobile laya hon isliye !

Vibration

Eik sardar maleria say kamp raha tha,
Doctor aya aur pocha kiya hua hai?
Us k betay nay kaha k
bimari de te koi pata nai par
abba swair da “VIBRATION” te laga huya ae..,

Naswar

Eik pathan cinema hall main cold drink
ki bottle lay kar betha tha
wo kabhi 10 mint k baad mouh lagata
aur kabhi 15 mint k baad,
us k pass bethay sardar ko bohat gusa ayya
us ne pathan say bottle uthai
aur pori eik ghont main pii gya aur bola
Aisay pee jati hai cold drink
Pathan bola: Bhai main tu iss main
 Naswar thook raha tha..,

1000 Bank

1 Sardar Bank main 1000
ka note jama karwany gya
Cashier: Sardar g ya note tu nakli hai
Sardar: te tenu koi takleef hai
meray account vichh janay hai k tery??

Nido

1 Sardar jungle say guzar raha tha
k uss nay dekha k eik sanp darakht pa
latka hua tha
 Sardar: NIDO v piya kar
khali lamkan nal Qad lamba nai honda..

Boltey waqt

Doctor: Kiya app hikalatay hain??
Sardar: nahi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
Boltay waqat
Doctor: lakh di lanat

48Lakh

Son: Car ki chabi dain college main function hai
Sardar: Car..??
Son: 10 lakh ki car main jaon ga tu roob parday ga
Sardar: ya lo 10 rupay
48 lakh ki bus main ja zayada roob pardhay ga..:P:P
Sardar Rocks
Beta shoked

Suppose

ik sadar ji khali plate main
roti dubo dubo kar kha rahay thay
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Waiter nay dekha tu poacha:
Ya app kiya kar rahay hain??
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Sardar: main mathematician hun,
main nay daal suppose ki hui hai

Truck

1 Truck Dosray Truck Ko Rasi Sa Band Kar La Ja Rah Tha K Achanak Sardar: Aj Pehli Bar 1 Rasi Ko La Janey K Liye 2 Truck Wah G 

Monday, February 10, 2014

SARDAR`s LEAVE APPLICATION

SARDAR`s LEAVE APPLICATION:

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.As there is no other HUSBAND in the family to look after her.
Kindly grant me leave for 1 day on SUNDay.

Lock

1 sardar apni girlfrnd ko phone karta hai aur kehta hai k darling merey ghar aa jaoo aj ghar mein kloi nahi hai
larki ghar ati hai aur ghar mein lock laga hota hai.

Next Year

Manager: You are appointed. Your salary is Rs.10,000/. Next year it will be 20,000.

Sardar ji: Ok! I will join next year…

Chowkidaar

Pathan ne M.A main 1st Position li

Teacher ne pocha:
ab agay kya krne ka irada hy?

Pathan:
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Humara BACHPAN SE SHOK THA
K Hum Chowkidari KAREY GA.

Rate

Sardarni to Sardar: Public ne AapKo kyun Mara?

Sardar: Jeweller ki Dukan thi. Maine Salesgirl sey itna puchha k, AAJ TUMARE SONE KA rate KYA HAI.. !!!

Chicken

sardar in hotal:Orders chicken.
waiter:french or spanish?
sardar:jara marzi ly aa main karaa gallan karniyaan ny.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

PCO

Pathan: P C O kidhar hai.
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P C O me gaya, jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha ‘jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae’
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge.

2 Din Bad

1 Pathan apni bv k 7film dek rha tha

film me jaj ne kaha ye adalt 2 din bad apna faisla sunaygi

Pathan ne tv band kr dya ur apne Biwi se kaha 2din bad dekhege.

TOPI

Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho

Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai…

50RS

Bhikari:
 ALLAH k nam pr kUch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
 to kocha pehlay wo kharch kAro.

80KG

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:
May I come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

Naswar

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi.

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