Thursday, January 1, 2015

Books

Aaj books kholien to pata chala Faraz !.



"K aa v nhi aanda te aa v nhi aanda;-)"

Biryani


Loogon ki beghairtian to dekho zara Faraz,


Maiyat mai aker pochte hain briyani Aallo wali he ya boti wali..

Light


Hamari aur unki zindagi K ghum k andhrey main bus 

thora hi farq hai



FARAZ



Hamari light 7 baje jati hai or unki 8 baje.;-)

Piyasa


Maine usy kitni bar kaha ha k din ma 5,6 glass pani 

pya karo 


Faraz! 

Lekin 



wo phir b kehti ha k 

MERA TAN MAN PAYASA CHANA WE TERE pyar da...!

Tabait


Faraz kya milan ki ab justujoo karein,

Tabiyat zyaada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karein

Busy


Bas Yahi Baat Dil TORNAy K Liye Kafi Hay

"Faraz"

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The Number u Have Dialed Is Busy On Another Call...!

Nokri


Hawaen kehti hen DOSTI karo

Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo

Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo

Or gahr wale kehte hen

FARAZ

Bakwas band karo aur koi

NOKRI karo

Pepsi 65


Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

wah wah wah

Aray Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai



.

Lo Dasso yaro, Pepsi fir 65 di ho gai 

Pepsi 65


Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

wah wah wah

Aray Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai



.

Lo Dasso yaro, Pepsi fir 65 di ho gai 

Pepsi 65


Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

wah wah wah

Aray Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai



.

Lo Dasso yaro, Pepsi fir 65 di ho gai 

Abey Oye Ashiqi 2 K HerO


Wapsi ka safar ab mumkin Nahi Faraz,

Hum Mohabbat main nikal chukay hai, Kharadar say agay. :D
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Abey Oye Ashiqi 2 K HerO, Wapas Aja Agay Liyari Hai.

7 din

Raat bhar mujhe is bat ne sone na diya
“FARAZ”
Zindagi sath din ke hai or mene pkg 7 din ka kar liya hain.

Masoomiyat

Us ne pal bhar k liye bhi meri masoomiyat nhi dekhi
“FARAZ”
Bus moter cycle roki,mobail chena or wo gya…!
(‘, ‘)/
<) (
_/ /_Oye charger b ly ja kutay.

“Wah Faraz Wah




Ankhon Main Nami Thi Our Vitamins Ki Kami Thi Faraz

Jis Say Sari Raat Bat Ki Wo GirlFriend Ki Ami Thi


Miss


Bara Mshkil He School Ki “Miss”Se Pyar Karna
Faraz
LOv3 Lettr Bheja Tha Signture Kr K 3 Galtya Nkal Di. :/
(‘.’)/
<))  Oyeeeeeee…
_//_ Bhangi Ki Behen Pata Lay 

My Name Is Faraz…

Faraz Proposed A Girl With Romantic Poetry
Kutta Mar Gya Razai Main
Faraz Pagal Ha Teri Judai Main
Pani Main Gadha Tair Nahi Sakta
Faraz Teray Bin Reh Nahi Sakta
Mujhy Aisay Chor K Na Ja Meri Jan
I’m Not Like Kutta & Gadha, My Name Is Faraz

Ganji

Faraz Apni Begum Sy…
Hata Do Apnay Chehry Sy Ye Zulfain

Ay Jaan e Faraz
Agli Baar Nashty Main Baal Aya Tou Maa Kasam, Sajni Sy Ganji Bana Doonga…

5 Ruppee Glass


Choro Ishq Main Kia Rakha Ha
Faraz
Kbhi Ammi Naraz, Tou Kbhi Abbu Naraz,
Bujha Lo Apny Senay Sy Ishq Ki Pyas,
Kio K Faraz Day Raha Ha,
Tarbooz Ka Sharbat
5 Rupy Glass
5 Rupy Glass
(”,)/
<))
.// GEO FARAZ
Zabardast Tera Sharbat Ka Glass

Ding Dong


Meny Usy Kaha K Kbhi Apny Nazuk Hath 

Mere Chehray Pr Bhi Ghooma Do

Faraz
Zalim Ny Aesa Thappar Mara K Mu Sy Ding

 Dong Hi Bahir Aa Giri

20 Load


Ungliyan Bhi Ro Pari Us Waqt Meray Haal Par
Faraz
Jab 20 Ka Load Karwaya Tou 15 Rupay Loan K
Our 4 Rupay Tax Kat Gya… :(
.(,”)/
<)( Yaar 1 Rupay Wala Koi Package Ha? :@

Susraal Ki Zindagi

Susral Ki Zindagi Koi Bacho Ka Khail Nahi
FARAZ
Bus Itna Samajh Li Jiye, Liyari Ka Area Ha Our Nara e Altaaf Lagana Ha :D
.(‘-‘)
<)(\ Misal Daikh Yaar…

Tu Meri Adhori Piyas Piyas

Ye Keh K Wo Sala Meri Sari Sprite Pee Gaya
Faraz
Tu Meri Adhoori Pyaas Pyaas,
Tu Aa Gaye Man Ko Raas Raas 

Us K Bhaiyo Say Bohat Pit Chukay Hain


Hum Tou Pehlay Hi Us K Bhaiyo Say Bohat Pit Chukay Hain

Faraz
Ab Wo Mujhay Kehti Ha, Tou Phir Aao Mujh Ko Satao” :P
/(‘,’)
((>
//

Mobile Ki Battery


Wo Jo Dilbar Ki Yaad Main Sotay Nhi Hain Tanha Raaton Ko
Faraz
Sirf Wohi Bata Saktay Hain K Konsy Mobile Ki Battery Achi Chalti Hai..

Baki Sub Bakwas


Tanha Zindagi Main Bohat Jaam Piye Hongay
FARAZ
Par “Slice” Bujhaye Pyaas, Baki Sub Bakwaas

Naak Ka Gubara


Wo Roo Ba Roo  Ho Kar Is Tarha Roya
Faraz
Hansi Nikal Gaye Us Ki Naak Ka 
Gubara Dekh Kr..
Happy Nazla Zukam Season 

Nass OyE Aashqaa.

Wo Churiyaan Lay Kar Mera Peecha Karr Rahi Ha
FARAZ
Menay Tou Mazaq Main Kaha Tha Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Nam Hoga..
(‘,’)/
.)) Nass Oye
//_  Aashqaa.

Double Bus

Pathan London Main Double Bus Main Betha.
Conductor Nay Us Ko Oopar Bhej Diya..
Pathan Bhag K Neechay Wapas Aya Our Bola:
Abay Marwaye Ga Kia?
Oopar Tou Driver Hi Nhi Hai.

Dhoop


Students Raat Ko Kio Parhtay Hain?
Pathan: Kio K Din Main Tou Dhoop Parhti Ha..
(“,)
<))>
// Oh My GOD.
Kitnay Inteligent Ha PATHAN :P

Colour Change Karnay Gaya Tha

Police: Tumnay Aik Hi Shop Say MusalSal
Teen (3) Din Kio Chori Ki?
Pathan: Humnay Sirf 1 Din Apni Begum K Liye Suit Chori Kia,
Aglay Do Din Tou Colour Chnge Karnay Gaya Tha..

Dawai

Pathan apni biwi ko maar raha tha.. Ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho??


Pathan : Docter ne kaha hai, Isko dawai koot ke deni hai

RIng


Girlfriend: Janu Meri Birthday Hai
Kia Gift Dogay?
Pathan: Kia Chahiye Tum Ko Jaan?
Girl: Ring…
Pathan: Ring ZaroOr Dunga,
Magar Attend Nhi Karna..
Balance Kam Hai
Hahahaha…

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