Phaansi se pehle inspector ne sardar se pocha:

Bta teri aakhri khwahish kya hai?

Sardar:

Mera sir neeche or taangein ooper ker k phansi de do…!!

Sardar jee open his tiffin on the road.

Why???????

Socho socho jaldi socho

he wants to check

“k mein office jaa raha hoon ya ghar jaa raha hoon…

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i am falling in ur love.

Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay)

Hor soniye ki haal ey..?

Larki(ghuse sy)

Jo teri behan ka hai.

Sardar(hans kr)

Acha acha,tay Taannu V kaka hon wala Ay.

Sardar ki maa ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap america sa wapis aya,us na poocha teri maa kahan hai,

sardar bola wo to pichle saal hi marr gai thi,

sardar ka bap rone laga aur bola kutte kameene tu ne muje btaya q nhi,

sardar bola…

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Me ne socha surprise dun ga.  

Nurse:

Mubarak ho, aap k Ghar larka paida huwa hai,

Sardar: wah ji wah kya Technology hai,

meri Biwi hospital me hai,

or bacha Ghar me paida huwa hai wah g wah

Sardar:If I post dis letter 2nite will it reach LHR in 2 days?

Post master:zarur janab

Sardar:shart la kadi v nai jana

Post master:kiu?

Sardar:adress te karachi da ay.

Sardar declares: .. . . 

I will never marry in my life and. . . .. . 

. I`ll give same advice to my children also. .

Sardar:

Murghey di tang kithe.

Waiter:

Murga Langra si

Sardar:

Isda dil kithe

Waiter:

Murghi lay gai.

Sardar:

Isda dimagh kithey.

Waiter:

Murga sardar si.

New Married couples of sardar and sardarni

Sardarni: hamari shadi ko 24 ghante ho chuke hain…

Sardar: aur aisa lagta hai jese kal ki baat ho.

Teacher:

Story sunao

Sardar

“ik din hum un k ghar gy to wo soay hoy thay

Aik din wo hmary ghar aye to hum soy huay thay

MORAL:

Jesa Kro gay wesa bharo gy”

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon

Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha

 tö wo Hamara tang par

Kaat krar bhag gaya

Pathan to shopkeeper:

Easy Load hai?

Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.

Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,

Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro'

 raha tha.

Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,

"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..

Pathan Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko $m$ Kia

"KESi HO"

Thori Dair Baad Pathan Khushi Se Naachne

Laga...

Kiun K Mobile Par Report Aai:

"DELIVERED"

Pathan shop pe ja k: aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.

Shop keeper: tmhra brtan chota hai.

Pathan: acha bakri ka de do..

Girl:

Mera abbu tume both psand

Krte hy

.

Pathan:

Shrmate hove

“Pr hum shadi tum se

he kre ga”

Pathan khudkushi kr rha tha

.

Dost:

Ye kya kr rhe ho?

.

Pathan:

Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya

Me us larke k bena zinda

Nhi reh skta

Sardar was kissing a blank paper:

2nd sardar:

ye kya hai?

1st:

Meri GirlFrnd ka love letter hai

2nd:

Mgr ye to khali hai

1st:

Oay aaj kal hm baat nhe krty

Once Santa Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column SEX. He was not sure as to what was to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again Santa thought for a long time before coming up with an answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.

A sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this sardarji replies, "oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, Wash Basin"

The sardarni asked his lover, Sardar, 

"Sardar darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?".

 "Sure", said Sardar, "what's your phone number?"

Santa Singh: "My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold."
Banta Singh: "Does it work?"
Santa Singh: "I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath."

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.

Banta Singh: Do you know if I can get a bagel that can fly?
Santa Singh: Oh yea, easy. Just order a plain bagel.

Ooops! Be Careful with Sardarji for their Sign Language for Deaf People

Santa singh was asked to give a speech to deaf people. Santa Singh volunteers for that.  He gets up on stage, squeezes his chest, touch his genitals & fakes masturbating.

Organizers pulled him off stage and asked him what the hell he was doing?
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He said, i just wanted to start by saying “Ladies & Gentlemen, it gives me a great pleasure”

Teacher: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
Sardar: A dinosnore!

Teacher: What is the fruitiest lesson?
Sardar: History, because it’s full of dates! (hint: dades)

Teacher: What language do they speak in Cuba?
Sardar: Cubic!

Teacher: Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
Sardar: He was asking for directions!

Teacher: What is a myth?
Sardar: A female moth!

Pathan party me gaya our Larki se kaha ;

Aap Dance keren gi..?

Larki khari ho ker boli : Haan.

Pathan : To Baji ye kursi ham le len plzzz.

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV 

kesay daikhty?

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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !