Pathan ny Medical Store se dawa li,

Or Store walay se kaha : 

"Cheeni bhi Do."

Shopkeeper : Cheeni yahan nahi milti?

Pathan : Hum Pagal nahi hai, Parha Likha Pathan hai,

Dawa pe likha hai,

"Sugar Free"

Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega...:-)

Pathan Apny Bety k liye 

Rishta leny gaya

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Larki Walay : Abhi to hamari Beti

Parh rahi hai.

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Pathan : Chalo hum

1 Ghanty k baad aaye ga...:-p

Ek aadmi Rakshy Waly se :

Khan Saab! Saddar jaye ga?

Khan : Hamara khayal hai nahi jaye ga.

Aadmi : Aray Bhai, Saddar jaye ga?

Khan : Shayad 2015 tak jaye ga.

Aadmi : Abay me bol raha hun Saddar, Regal Chowk jaye ga?

Khan : Ye to Sadar ka marzi hai k Regal Chowk jaye

ya Golimaar. Hum se pooch k thori jaye ga.

Aadmi : O Pagal! mujhy le ker Saddar Regal Chowk tak

jaye ga..?

Khan : Yaar hum us ka Secretory hai?

Khud ja k poocho k tumhen le ker 

jaye ga k nahi...:-)

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  Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?
  
  
  Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.
  
  
  Teacher : Is k spelling batao?
  
  
  Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum
  
  
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  DADU me paida huwa tha....:

Teacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen?

Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.

Teacher : For example Tumne apne baap ko qatal 

ker diya, to tum kiya huye?

Pathan : Yateeem.....:-

Ek fakir pathan k pas aya.

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Pathan: kal ki roti kha lo ge?

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Fakir: ji kha lon ga.

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Pathan: Thk hy. Tu phr kal time se a jana..

Pathan ka interview tha..

Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat umid se hun".

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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job..

Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka 

nikal aaya hai".

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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

Pathan hospital aya to Nurse ny bataya :

"Mubarak ho, is waqt 2 baj rahy hen aur aap Baap bhi

2 bachon k ban gaye hen..."

Pathan : 

"Khuda ka shuker hai k hum 12 bajy nahi aya..

Ek shadi shuda Aurat k NIC me ghalti se 

Bewah likh diya gaya,

Wo apny Shoher ko le ker Office gai,,,

Aurat clerk se : Mere Shoher zinda hen or 

mere NIC me Bewah likh diya hy,

Ye ghalti theek ki jaye...

Clerk ny daraz se Pistol nikali aur 

us k Shoher ko Goli maar di,,

QK 

Clerk Pathan tha,

Ghalti theek ker di....:-)

1 Pathan ny tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye phir bhi usy

fail ker diya gaya.

1- Tipu Sultan kis laraai me shaheed hua?

Ans- Apni aakhri laraai me.

2- Elaan e Azadi per dastakhat kahan huye?

Ans- Jahan signature likha tha.

3- Talaaq ki bari wajha kiya hoti hai?

Ans- Shadi.

4- Darya e Sindh kahan behta hai?

Ans- Zameen per.

5- 8 logon me 3 aam kese divide keren gy?

Ans- Uska juice bana ker.

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/)(> Dekh yaar theek to bataya tha,

_//_ Phir bhi fail ker diya....:-)

Ek Pathan ki shadi per doston ny Dulhan ki jagha

ek larky ko bitha diya.

Pathan ny ghoonghat uthaya to khush ho ker bola :

"Insaan ka niyat saaf ho to kiya nahi milta.".....:-)

Judge : Tumhara Jurm saabit ho gaya hai,

kal tumhen Phaansi per latkaya jaye ga,,

Pathan : Wo to theek hai lekin 

Utara kab jaye ga, 

Hum shaam ko Rakshaw bhi chalata hai...:-p

PIA ki flight me captain aylaan kerny k baad 

mike band kerna bhool gaya aur apny sathi pilot se 

kehny laga :

"Pehly me ek cup coffee piyon ga, aur phir 

Air hostess ki Pappi lun ga..."

Ye sun ker Air hostess mike band kerny k liye bhagi to

gir pari.

Pas betha pathan bola :

"Khuda ka Bandi! Aram se jao, Pehly wo 

Coffee piye ga.....":-):-p

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  Ek Pathan ny Ek Paad mara,
  
  
  Phir Dusra, 
  
  
  Phir 3,4,5,6,
  
  
  
  
  Kisi ny kaha Khan Sahab ye kiya?
  
  
  
  
  Pathan : Aaj hum ny 
  
  
  Package kiya huwa hai....:-)
  
  
  
  

Teacher : pagal ko upset q khty han

pathan : "up" khty han aasman ko our "set" khty han fit hony ko .

Pagal uuper k liyay fit hota hy isliyay usy upset khty han.

Hahahaha

Pathan: Jail ko urdu main hawalat kiyon kehte hain

Sardar: Kiyon k wahan sirf hawa aur laat milti hy.

Pathan hospital k bahar zor zor se ro raha tha,

Kisi ny poocha k q ro rahy ho?

Pathan :

20 saal k baad beta paida hua wo bhi

chota sa...:-)

Aik pathan Amma rozana bus my conductor ko kaju or badam khany ko dia karti thi.

conductor : Amma ap mujhy roz kaju, baam khany ko kiyo deti hi.?

Amma : Mere dant to rahy nai beta sirf choos k phenkna acha nai lagta . socha kisi k pait me hi chaly jaen

hahahahahaaaaaa...

Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me..

Bilawal Bhutto ek pathan dost k ghar gaya...

Pathan ki bivi pathan se : Tum hamesha mehmano se

ulti sidhi baaten keh dety ho, aaj meherbani farma ker Bilawal ki

izzat kerna.

Pathan Bilawal se : Kiya haal hai? tum theek to ho na? aur aanay me

koi pereshaani to nahi hui..??

Bilawal : Yaar! tumharay ilaaqay me kuttay bohat hen.

Pathan : Kuttay se yaad aya tumharay Waalid kesay hen?....:-p

Sir : Duniya me kitny Barre Azam hen?

Pathan : 4.

Sir : Kon kon se?

Pathan : 1 Quaid e Azam, 2 Sikandar e Azam,

3 Mughl e Azam, Aur

4 mera chacha Haji Azam....:-p

Teacher : Is mohawary ko jumlay me estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"

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Pathan Student : Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, 

to mery mun mai pani agaya.....:-)

Ek Pathan pehli baar Biryani bana raha tha

Wo her cheez Book me se dekhta aur daal deta,

Achanak wo Pateeli k upper charha aur Zor se

ek Paad mara 

Sath kharay Admi ny kaha : Ye kiya 

badtameezi hai..??

Pathan Bola : O Yara! Yahan likha hai 

"Tez Paat ek adad, Khushboo k liye"....:-p

Ak pathan ny kisy ka drwaza bajaya andar sy ak aorat ki awaz aai. 

Aorat .Kon ? 

Pathan : bahadur khan 

Aorat . Bap ka nam ? 

Pathan : shair khan . 

Aorat . Andr aa jao . 

Pathan : ji ap ka kutta mujy ghoor raha hy :)

Pathan Sitting With Dog.

Man : Your dog bits?

Pathan : No

Man Sits And The Dog Bits!

Man angrily, you said he does not bit!

Pathan : That is not my dog......:-p

Airport per 3 admi apni Biviyon ka intezar ker rahy thy:

Punjabi bola : Hamari Shehzadi arahi hai.

Sindhi bola : Hamari Nawab zadi arahi hai.

Pathan Josh Me : Hamari Bhi Haramzadi arahi hai.....:-p

 

Pathan ny Naai ki Dukan kholi..

Ek admi Shave kerwany aya.

Pathan : Moonch rakhni hai?

Admi : Haan.

Pathan Moonch kaat k bola : 

"Le rakh le jahan rakhni hai".........:-p

Teacher : Batao Zameen aur Chanad ka apas me 

kiya rishta hai??

Pathan : Bhai Behan ka.

Teacher : Wo kese??

Pathan : Q K hum Chaand ko Mamu,

aur Zameen ko Maa kehty hen........:-):-p

Reporter : Khan Sahab!Plateform per khary tamam 

pathan kese mar gaye??

Pathan : Ek Elaan hua k train plateform per aarahi hai,

sab ny Jaan bachany k liye Patri per 

Chalaang laga di.

Reporter : Phir aap kese bach gaye??

Pathan : Me khukushi k liye patri per leta tha,

ye Elaan suna to plateform per ja ker lait gaya...:-)