Pathan ke chand kay barey mey new theory.

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Moon iz better dan Sun becze

Moon gives light in night

when light iz needed

but Sun gives light in day

when light iz not needed..:p:p

Pathan:aaj ham nay paani ko ullu bana diya…

Friend:wo kaisey…??

Pathan:o yara!

Subha ham nay pani garam kiya

or

thanday pani sey naha lia.

1 larai me Pathan ne bullet

pr00f jacket ki jaga Macher

dani pahen rakhi thi

P00cha

Q?

Pathan b0la: jissme macher

nai

gus Skta usme g0li kese guse

ga.

Teacher Bare H0kar Kya Ban0 Gay

Pathan mera Bap Kehta Hy Jitna Marzi Parh

W0H Nai Ban Sakta J0H T0h Chahta Hy

Teachr Kya Banna Chahty H0

Pathan

Lady D0ct0r.

1pathan Cycle Sath Ley Ker Bhaga Ja Rha Tha

Raste Mein Kisi Ne Kaha K Chaey Peetay Ja0

Khan Agr Itna Time H0ta T0h Cycle Pe Na Beth Jata.

1admi Ney Addres Mal0m Karne

K Liye Pathan Say Kaha

Kya May Apk0 1 Taklef Desakta H0n

Pathan

Kuttay Ka Bacha Hath T0 Laga K Dekh

Hum Tera M00 T0rdega.

Ek Pathan Double Decker Bux

( Do Manzala Bus ) Mein Charhaa

Nichlay Hixxe Mein Jagaah Nahe The

Conductor Ne Kaha “Khan Ji! Oopar Jah Kay Bethou

Pathan Ooper Wale Hise Me Gaya

Aor Ghabraaya Huwa Neechay Aaa Gayah

Conductor Se Bola:

Kambakhaat !!!! Marwaye Gah Kiya?

Ooper Toh Driver Hi Nahi Hai.

Eik Pathaan Englixh Seekhney Bush K Pass Gaya

2 Months Bad Wapix Aaya Toh Uxay Call Aai

Pathan: “Who Iz Speaking?”

Jawaab Mila: “Khochaa Bush Bulti Hai”.

American:Hum ChaNd Per Ja Saktaa Hay

Pathan:Hm Toh Suraaj Pay Jaa Saktaa Hai

Americn:Tum Jal Jai gah

Pathan:Hm Pagal Nahe

Hm Raat Main Jae gah.

1 Pathan ny pahli bar mirror daikh kr bola:

Esko tuo kahi daikha hai??

Boht der sochny ke baad bola:

Oye yai tu wahi bagairat hy Jo shadi ka album

mai hamAra zanana ke 7 betha hai

1 pathan sadar bazar mey jaraha hota hai to achanak

zameen pey haath lagata he.. aur pher jaib mai hath rakh leta hai..

1 admi daryaft karta hai to wo kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb

log hai aese thokta he jese chawani ataani hota hai…

A Teacher lecturing on population

In Pakistan after Every 10 sec a

woman gives birth to a kid.

A Pathan stands up-

we must find & stop her!

pathan sham ka waqt ghar per murgha bana huwa tha

father: herani sa, beta tum murgha q bane hoe ho???

pathan: AbBa jaan,

“ap he ne to kaha tha jo kaam school mey karaya jata ha, usa ghar per dohraya karOO” 

Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Yar suna he 2015 tk duniya khatm hojye gi :/

Dusra pathan:

Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2018 tak ki guaRAntee hai 

Pathan Galti SeY News Paper Ka Sub-Editor BanGia…

.

UsneY Aik Khabar Ki Headline YeH Di:-

.

“BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA…!”

.

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum NeY Headline KiYa Di HEY???

.

Pathan: Sir MeneY Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha HEY..

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Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar KiYa Thi?

Pathan: “MIAN-WALI MEIN DHAMAKA”   LOLX HAHAHAHHA

Pathan goes

2 a TV shop and

asks, ‘Aap ke paas

color TV hai kya?’

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‘Haa’ replies shop

owner…

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Pathan says,

‘Ek hara vala dena!’

3 Pathano ko ek Bike pe dekh ker Traffic Police ny

rukny ka ishara kia,,

Pathan chalti bike per se bola :

"Pagal ho gaya hai kia?

Tu kahan bethay ga..?"

Larki : Tum mere sapno me, khuwabon me,

or jazbaaton me rehtay ho.

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Pathan : Baji! tum ko kisi ny bewaqoof 

banaya hai, 

Hum to Peshawar me rehta hai.

Pathan : Hum ny pichlay 20 saalon me 

ek baat note ki hai,

Dost : Wo kia..?

.

.

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Pathan : Jab bhi Ramazan khatam hota hai,

Eid zaroor aata hai...:

Abhi Jahaaz Runway per dorr hi raha tha k

Pathan ny Pilot ko thappar mara or bola :

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Hamen dair ho rahi hai or tu

"By Road" ja raha hai......:-)

Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?

Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.

Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..

DOST : Yar Tum 10rik Me FaiL HuWa To TuM KiYa BaneY Ga,

PaThan : Yar Agher Me 10rik Me FaiL HuWa To Hamm MoCHi BaNeY Ga OR Agher Pass HuWa Phir To Inshallah Hamm Apna Tandoor KhoLee Ga , -:)

• ak pathan dobte hoe bache ko bachalia or dobara drya me phank dia;
  kisi ne pocha.Khan sahab ye kia kia?
  Pathan bola ;NAKI KR DRYA ME DAL 
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• sardar pathan se,yar pehle to imitabh ki film suryawasham haftey me do baar aati thi per ab kuch dino se nahi arahi hai,
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• pathan,yaar wo amitabh bachan bimaar hoga,
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Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha:

Upar Q Aye?

Pathan: Amrood Khane.

Bandar: Abe Yeh To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.

Pathan:

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.

Hum Amrood Sath Laya Hai

Boy: Maine suna hai k is ghar mai bhoot rehte hain.

Pathan: Pata nahin mjhe to khud mare hue 8 saal hogaye :-)

Pathan ko rastey mai ek chiragh mila,
utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla aur jin ne usse 3 khuahishain puchin

Pathan: Humko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho

1 dam 1 naswar ka packet agaya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni hio wapis aagai!

Jin: baki 2 khuashain?

Pathan: esa 2 packet aur do :

Friend to pathan

Yar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ka Aaj Extra Class Hogi

Kya Karu... . . .. 

Pathan:-'Message sending failed 'likh ke bhej de....!!!

Teacher : Tell me the names of 

Ten Chemical Elements?

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Pathan : Oxygen, Chlorine, florine,

Bromine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen,

Nasreen, Perveen, & Yasmeen..

GirlFriend : Mujh per shayeri banao.

Pathan : 

In kali kali Zulfon se kerti ho Andhera

Wah wah 

In kali kali Zulfon se kerti ho Andhera

Ho jao Gangi or kerdo Saweraa...!!

Pathan class me hans raha tha.

Ek larki boli : Stand Up!

Pathan : Tum kon?

Larki : Me Monitor hun.

Pathan : Hahaha Tera zamana gaya,

ab "L.C.D" chalti hai.....:-)