Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Eggs Mother


SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia


Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SaRdar G?

SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother


Kirayedar


Sardar - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Pathan - Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Post Office


Sardar Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."

Saturday, August 22, 2015

A good doctor


Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Cigarette

Reporter:

meera g hum ne suna hai k ap Cigarette peeti hain?

.

meera:


ap ne bilkul ghalat suna hai,

i dont drink Cigarette.

MQM ka baap

Pathan Ne Apne Bachey ka naam MQM rakha.

Dost : Tumhe tu MQM se nafrat hai tu phir tum ne apne bache ka naam MQM kio rakha ?

Pathan : hum sari duniya ko batana chahta hia k 

Pathan MQM ka baap hia.

2 Coat

Aik Sardar 2 coat pahan kar garmi mai ghar ko rang kar raha tha

dost : itni garmi main 2 coat pahan kar rang kar rahe ho ?

Sardar : yaar dabbey per likha hai k ache rang k liye 2 coat zarori hai..

Makeup

Sardar : yaar main 2 mushkil main par gaya hon

Dost : wo kia ?

Sardar : biwi makeup karey tu kharcha bardash nahi hota na karey tu biwi bardash nai hoti.

Zuban

Pathan Air Hostess se : tumhari shakal hamara biwi se milta hai

Air Hostess : bakwas band karo 

Pathan : Masha Allah zuban bhi milta hia.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Tension

Ek pathan ki tension:
mjhe samjh nahi ati log,mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay…..
mujhe tu 28wain roz kharish hona shuru ho jati hai.

Yaar


Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Musibat


Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.
Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?
SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…

Wife


Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.
SArdarji : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,
To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

Boy


Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! she smokes

Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! she drinks

Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! Its all his

Apple


Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

Blank Sheet


2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

Friday, August 14, 2015

I Mr.You


Sardarji got sms from his girlfriend:
' I MISS YOU "
can u think what sardarji replied....
??????
??????
??????
Think.......
......??????
I Mr.You

Picnic


3 sardar picnic par gaye,wahan ja kar yad aya k "PEPSI" to ghar bhul gaye,decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,
chota sardar:mai is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak smose nai khaoge,dono ne kaha thik hai,
2din guzar gaye sardar nahi aya,
4din guzar gaye sardar nahi aye,
2no ne socha k ab smosa kha line chahye,jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola..Aisa karoge to mai nai jaunga..

Change


sardar was selling Parashoot..


Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe..
Custmer-Agar Parashoot nhi Khula to..
Sardar-O ji le aana change kr dunga..

Gold Medal


" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jump"
Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?

Saali


Sardar: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata hai...

Pathan : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati hai...

Bill


Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.

Police: Kaun He Wo?
Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!

Bajrang


Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.
Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?
santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..

Patri


Sardar-xpres kitne baje ki he?
TT-1 baje
Sardar-local?
TT-9 bje
Sardar-Maalgadi?
TT-(Gusse se) 12 bje lekin tuje kaha jana he?
Sardar-Patri cross KARNI he..

Collage Name


Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

Thanks for the compliment.


The Bank sends sardar a mail written...
'Your payments are outstandind".
Sardar replies 'Thanks for the compliment.

Hair


Sardar 1st-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?

Sardar 2nd-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

Light


Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

Bachelor Again


Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

small Babies


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

job


A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate

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