Sardar Ne Bus Me Ek Larki Ko Cher Diya.

Larki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Sardar- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu.. 

Hhahahahaaaa.....

Sardar went to a restaurant in China.

Sardar: Waiter, there's cockroach in my salad.

Waiter: Please don't shout, sir. Or else the other customers will be asking for one, too!

Ek Baar Sardar New Year ke din Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Larki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.

Ring Master: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?

Sardar: Main Aata Hoon Na,

Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

Sardar goes 2 hotel and orders a chicken.

Waiter: French or Chinese?

Sardar: Jerra merzi lay aa,

Ma kerra oday nal gallaan krniya nay

Professor: Chemical symbol of the Barium?

Sardar: BA

Professor:4 sodium?

Sardar: NA

Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of BA

and two atoms of NA combined?

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Sardar: BANANA

Aik sardar ji ghar aaye tau sochnay lagay kay aaj kya khas kaam kerna tha

Sochte rahay

Sochte rahay

Raat chaar bajay yaad aaya

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AAJ TAU JALDI SONA THA.

Sardar g: Main E-Mail bnana chahta hoon. Sardar, Sardar g, Sardar123, Sardar abc Koe b nahi mil raha.

Sardar g Frnd : Tum “Akalmand_Sardar” try karo 100% mil jaye ga.

Sardar: kon hai?

Police Darwaza kholo kuch baat karni hai.

Sardar: tusi kinay banday o?

Police: 3

Sardar: tay mama aapas vich karlo,

menu zaroori tang karna a

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, 
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun? 
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega 

Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai 

Dr: Kya? 

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta 

Dr: aisa kab hota hai? 

Sardar: Phone karte waqt 

1 Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana

Doctor Banne K Bad Us Ne Phla Operation Kia

Operation Theater Se Nikal Kr Kehta Hy

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Ya Allah pehla tohfa behja hai kabol krna...

Policemen: JAIL mæn Kese Aye?

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Pathan: MEDIA ki LARKI interview ker rahi thi

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Us k SEENAY per "PRESS" likha tha

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Mene daba diya bus itni c baat pe me andar.

Doctor: Kiya App

Hikalatay Hai

Sardar: Nahi Srf

Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo

Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo

Boltay Wqt

Doctor: Lakh Di Lanat.

Girl: KHAN SB Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar kerna

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PATHAN: oye Zalim ka bachi To phir hum NASWAR kab khaye ga

Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha

Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:

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."Yara passport size photo nikalo

Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"

Wife: Apko merii Khoobsurti Zeeyada Achi Lagti Hai Ya meri

Aqalmandi?

Sardar:

“Mujy Tuo Tumhari Ye Mazak Karne Ki Adat Bohat

Achi Lagti hai

Sardar 2 pathan:,” Are ‘pants’ singular or plural?”

Pathan: “They’re singular on top and plural on the bottom.”

Eik Pathan ko har bat mei

”TERA BHAI” kehney ki adat thee…

.wo shadi k bad apneY bedroom mey gaya…

.or dulhan ka ghoonghat utha k bola:-

“Kesa lag raha hay

TERA BHAI.” 

 What does Pathan do …

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when he has one white sheet ..

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and wants an extra sheet???

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– He makes a photocopy..

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of the white sheet. lolx wats a mind

SARDAR Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz

Kiya

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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai.

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Wah Wah

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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak

Hai ????

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Larki Boli

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.Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hy

Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK

Hai.... 

tongue emoticon

Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar 

nach raha tha 

Sardar: Ye kya kar rahe ho? 

Pathan: Oye!Yara dikhta nhi kya? 

BREAK DANCE

Bank manager ask the pathan in interview 

Manager" what is Cyclone? 

Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to 

purchase a Cycle.

Pathan: mai tmry liya sub kuch chor dunga 

Girl: Ammi abu 

Pathan: yes 

Girl: frndz 

Pathan: yes 

Grl: Naswar? 

Pathan: BAJI CHALTI PHIRTI NAZAR AAO.

Ek Pathan Badam Bech raha tha,,

Sardar ny Pucha : Ye Khany se Kiya hota hai??

Pathan : Dimagh Tez Hota hai..

Sardar : Wo Kese??

Pathan : Acha Ye Batao, 1 Kilo Chawal me Kitny Dany hoty hen??

Sardar : Pata Nahi..

Pathan Ny Usko Badam Khilaya aur Bola :

Acha Ab Batao k 1 Darjan me Kitny Keley hoty hen??

Sardar : 12..

Pathan : Dekha Dimagh Tez Huwa..

Sardar : 2 Kilo De Yaar! Kamal ki Cheez hai....:-) :-D

A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....

Girl said- "What R U doing...?"

Sardar replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar"

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet

Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?

A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.......

Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke....... "

Sardar :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!"

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule

 before taking it?

Guess what...

To avoid side effects!!!