Hamari Mohabbat ka mazak na Urawo "Sheraz"

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Hairan mat ho I am chota brother of Faraz

Mairy pairon us waqt se zameen nikal gayi "Faraz"

Jab us nay kaha

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I love you Jaan

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Wala msg

Galti se apko send ho gia tha

Sorry Bhai Jaan

Kitna roya tha mai usko call karky "Faraz"

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Jab suna "apka matloba number dosri line par masroof hai"

Shadiyan Unki bhi hogayin jin ka na tha Aqal-o-shuoor 

"Faraz"

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Apna tu yai saal bhi guzar gia Zikr-e-Nikaah karty karty

YEH soch kar hum ne Exam ke dino mai Bachi phansayi "Faraz"

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Ke har kamyaaB aadmi ke peche ek aurat ka haath hota hai

Us waqt Meri halat dekh kar tu asman bhi roya hoga "Faraz"

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Jab larkiyon ke numbers se bhari howi SIM gum hogayi

In sardiyon mai romance acha nahi "Faraz"

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Geezar tera kharab hai kuch tu khayal kar

Usey kahna ke aj mai boht khush hon "Faraz"

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Pichli Sardiyon ki Jacket Nikali tu jaib se 100 rupey neklay

Hum ne apne lie Ambulance ka bandobast kar lia "Faraz"

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Suna hai B.A ka result any wala hia

Wo roz roz kahti ke mujhe apni tasweer MMS kardo

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Koi Ja ke unse kah day mera pas simple Nokia 1202 set hai

Mairi pairon talay zameen nikal gayi "Faraz"

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Jab Girl Friend ne kaha "Rs. 50 ka load tu karwa do"

Mairi doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi "Faraz"

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Wo sab say agay hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain

Yeh kah kar India ne Pakistan ka pani khol dia "Faraz"

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Ke hum Larki ke susraal ka pani nai pia karte

Hum tu England mai chanda jama kar rahy thay "Faraz"

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Unhon ne Match Fixing ka ilzaam laga dia

Wo aaj maira naam tak bhool gayi "Faraz"

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Jo kahti thi "kundi na karhka, seedha andar aa"

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki

 taangain tak kat dee thien..

Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati pari thi……..

Major Rohail-

Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho

Tb mje bohat dar lagta hy

Sardar Driver-

Major Sab app b meri tarha ankhe

Band kr lya kro

Sardar and pathan ja rahy thay un ko 1000Rs. ka note mila,

Pathan: Chalo fifty fifty kr laity hain.

Sardar: Bqaya 900 da ki karan gy….?

A man Asked Sardar G “Aqal bari k Bhains?”

Sardar G said: “Let me think.”

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After 3 hours sardar Replied: “Dowan di Date of Birth 

te Tusi Dasi he nai ”

Sardar was in restaurant when he suddenly

realized that he desperately need to pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so he manged to

pass the gas with the beat of the music..

After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.

Sardar finished the coffee, and noticed that 

everybody was staring at him

Then He suddenly remembered that he was listening 

the music on mp3 player

Girl to Sardar: How many apples can u eat with 

empty stomach?

Sardar:4 apples.

Girl:U can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd

 

apple then ur stomach is not empty.

Sardar:Wah yar kamal kr diya, myn apny doston ko b bataon ga,

Sardar to his frnd:

How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

Frnd:6 apples

Sardar: O jaa yaar.. tu 4 bolda ty enna shugal lagna c…

A girl sent most expensive Bird

As a gift

to her Sardar Boy friend

Next day

She asked about the gift

Gf: How was the bird??

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Srdr: very tasty;)

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :

Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :

Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-

I Love U sister…

One day a donkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.

Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.

Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said ” Salla 

Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha…”

Try 2 understand n dont disturb me more.

Leave me alone.

Last night i didnt sleep thnking of u.

So dont play with my life.

Sardar was saying 2 mosquito

Golden Words By Hitler

If u cant Fly, Run….

If u cant Run, Walk….

If u cant Walk, Crawl….

but Keep Moving …..

Sardar: O te thik aa par jana kithy ay..

1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.

Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne lga

ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck…!

Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay …..

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,

who was about to deliver,

when another sardar asked him,

O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,

Pernam singh replied, assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.