Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

coins I have in my pocket?

Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?

Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

A sardarji's boy asked his dad:

What is a grownup joke?

Sardar ji replied:

any joke which is eighteen years old

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said 
India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

 

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea

Im new to this city..

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared

& said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

Meera 2 Air Hostess in Plane: Ap k pas TELENOR ka charger hai?

Joke to ooper hi khatam ho gaya tha.Jao yar tm sb bhi Meera se kam nhi ho

Sardar looks at an icecube for 1 hour

some one asks him what he was doing..

Sardar replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....! 

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. 

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane lga.

Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'

Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent

Sardar-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess what...

To avoid side effects!!!

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???

A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the 

teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?

A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.

I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I 

call someone and says "please recharge your card"

A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....

Girl said- "What R U doing...?"

Sardar replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar"

Class Mein Nayi Aayi Teacher Sab Bachhon Se Unke Baare Mein Sawal Kar Rahi Thi.

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Puchha.

Teacher: “Tumhare ABU Kya Karte Hai?”

Pappu: “Madam Ji Jo AMI Bolti hain wo he karty hain :P

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" Pappu shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

Pappu: Daadi Neend nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Kuch Baate Karein? Daadi: Theek Hai. Pappu: Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad,Main aur Behen. Daadi: Nahi Beta aapki shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Pappu: Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Phir 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi: Beta Phir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Pappu: Phir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi: Kaminne, Kutte, Haramkhor... Soja Chup Chaap.

Pappu Apni Gali Ke Ek Dukandar Se: Uncle Rang Gora Karne Waali Cream Hai???
Dukandar: Haan Hai.
Pappu: Toh Lagate Kyun Nahi, Main Roz Aapki Shakal Dekhkar Darr Jata Hun?

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Pappu: Seven Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Pappu: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another apples and another 2, how many will you have? Pappu: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Pappu: Seven! Teacher: Where do you get seven from? Pappu: Because I've already got one at home.