Pathan ny Puri Duniya se 1 Sawal kiya k

4 ko 5 k Beech me Likh ker Dikhao..

Chinese ny kaha : Joke.

Japanese : Impossible.

USA : Wrong Question.

Indian Foolish Question.

Pathan Bola : Bohat Asan hai.

Us ny Likh ker Dikha Diya,

Look

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F(IV)E ...

World Shocked,

Pathan Rocked..

Sardar : Mujh se Wada ker k Teri Bivi ki

pehli Kiss me lun ga..

Pathan : Wada, Per hamara bhi Ek Shart hai.

Sardar : Bol??

Pathan ; Hum Shadi Teri Behan se kere ga....

Pathan Intoduces His Family...

Ye hai Hamara BIVI

"GOOGLE BANO"

Ek Sawal pucho, 10 Jawab deta hai..

Ye hai Hamara BETA

"FACEBOOK KHAN" 

Ghar ki Batein Puray Muhally ko bata deta hai..

Ye hai Hamara BETI

"TWITTER GUL"

Sara Muhalla isy Folow kerta hai..

Aur

Ye Hamara AMMA hai

"SMART PHONE"

Sara Din Chalta hai aur 

Raat hoty hi Band ho jata hai...

Ek Pathan ko Gadhay ny Laat Maar di,,

Pathan ko Ghussa Aaya,,

Wo Utha aur 

Gadhay ko 4, 5 Laaten Maarr ker bola :

Aainda Apny Baap se Mazaq Mat Kerna...

Teacher : Define Newton's Law?

Sardar : Poora nahi ata, aakhir se yaad hai.

Teacher : Chalo aakhir se suna do..

.

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Sardar : And This is Called "Newton's Law"

Judge : Is Sardar K Dono Kaan kaat do..

Sardar : Nahi me Andha ho jaaun ga..

Judge : Kaan katny se Andhy kese ho jaao gy??

Sardar : Chashma Tere Piyo de Kaan te Lawan ga.....

A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test:

He Gave Definations as Follows:

1- ANTI BODY

A- Against Every Body.

2- ARTERY

A- Study of Fine Arts Painting.

3- CARDIOLOGY

A- Advance Study of Playing Cards.

4- CT Scan

A- Scanning for Lost Whistle (Cee Tee).

5- COMA

A- Punctuation Mark.

6- BACTERIA

A- Back Door of Cafeteria...:-)

Ek Larki sardar se Takraai aur boli :

"I am sorry"

Sardar : I am Diljeet Singh.. Nice to meet u Miss Sorry...:-)

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->

Sardarji was asked,

what is a adult joke?

Reply came

any joke which is eighteen years old.

Sardar: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. Plz plz plz…

Banta: Par kyun???

Sardar: Kyunki main paper vich ye hi likh aaya hun…..

SARDAR MBBS

After finishing his MBBS, Dr. SaRDAR starts his Own 

practice..

He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.

Finally he said Battery is Ok.

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???

A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess what...

To avoid side effects!!!

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya Farq hai?

Sardar:Film me bahut mushkilon k bad shadi hoti hai. 

Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

Sardar apna sar pani me duba rha tha..

Biwi-kya kar rahe ho?

Sarder-Dimag chalta nahi he sala..

..

Dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi?

Sardar: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata hai...

Pathan : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati hai...

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,

They were called for an Identification parade.

When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!!

Sardar got promotion in office as manager.

To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said 

"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.

Oh my God!! she smokes

Then finds whisky,

Oh my God!! she drinks

Then he saw a boy.

Thank God!! Its all his

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Dont cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,

Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha

Ek Sardar Ne Pucha

Beta Parhte Ho?

Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K

Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hon.

Larki Deo laga ke Bus pe charhi, 

Sardar ne comment paas kiya Aj kal Phenyl ka Use zyada hota hai'

Larki boli: 'phir bhi makkhiyan pichha nhi chhorte'

son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?

dad:" u r my son that is confidence .

ur friend is also is my son that is secret

Train mai sardar apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du

Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ...

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Ek baar Santa

Police Station K Bahar Se

Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha

" Wanted For

RAPE & MURDER .."

SantaNe Andar Ja Ker Kaha:

" I Want To Apply For

This Job ..."

Teacher: What Is The Difference

Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..

Sardar Police Se:

Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se

TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye

Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?

Sardar:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

SaRDAR-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

SaRDAR-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.