A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little SaRDAR spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Sardarji Ne A.C Lgwaya..

1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:

Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti Ha?

Sardar:

.

.

.

Tabhi to Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Ha.

A MAN TO SArdar-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,

HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME

AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N

SLAPPED ThAT MAN N SAID--

HE WAS NOT MY FRieND..

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Sardar replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

SaRDAR k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to 

SaRDAR ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

SaRDAR : sirf yehi apka bacha hai.

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.

Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

A tiger killed a sardarji in Zoo.

A man asked why did u only killed sardarji in crowd?

Tiger: Aur kya karta. saala kab se keh rha tha

"itni badi billi, itni bari billi".

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

Sardarji exam me ak larki se nakal kar rhe the

Exminar ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

Usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baki hissa Jiya k paper mAIN hai..

 

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, 

1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain. 

2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 

1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

. 

Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai 

Dr: Kya? 

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta 

Dr: aisa kab hota hai? 

Sardar: Phone karte waqt

English Teacher:

"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."

Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??

Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai....

Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Husband Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baatein Kare

Hansi Mazaq Kare Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye

Sardar: Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli

FM Radio Le Lo.

Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.

Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?

SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…

FrEind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

SArdarji : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”

Its 4 asterisks (****).

The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!

Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?

Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

Sardar says, “I want my $20 million.”

The man replied, “No, Sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 days.”

Sardar said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”

Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 days.

Sardar furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! if you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!”

A SARDAR received an invitation, to a party

which said “Black Tie Only”!!

When he went to the party he was surprised to

find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts

as well !!!!

Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms? 

They think their picture is being taken.

Aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli 

sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya 

air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai 

pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main 

naswaar lekar aata hoon

Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to 

achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me 

hath rakh leta he 

aik admi dryaft karta he to wo 

kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb log he aese thokta 

he jese chawani athani hota he...

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka 

blood group ek hi hai? 

Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 

saal se hamara koon peeta HAI.

How do you make a Pathan laugh on "Saturday"? 

Tell him "a joke on Tuesday

Gadhay R Pathan ky bachay mein kia common hota hy? 

Answer: - Dono baray ho kr transport ka kaam 

kartay hain.

Jail Main Pathaan say kisee nay poocha: 

Tum say aisee kiya galtee ho gaee jou tum Jail

mein ho? 

Pathaan: Mai nay Bank Lootaa. 

or 

Paisay waheen Ginaney baith gayaa.

Teacher: "Sara sub larkon se baat karti hai" 

Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai?? 

Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai...

Pathan was Kissing a Girl inside a Car 

Police Man:Kya kar rahe ho? 

Pathan:Nazar nahi aa raha? 

Police Man: Mera number kab aaye ga? 

Pathan: Is larki ke bad.

Cow per bethey ek pathan ko 

TRAFFIC-POLICE ne rok kar kaha 

k aapka HELMET nhi hai? 

Chalan hoga 

Pathan: Dhiyan se dekh Nechey andhay 

four Wheeler Hay

Pathan proposed his boss daughter. 

Boss: Tumhari salary itni bhi nahi hai ke tum use 

Toilet Paper dila sako. 

Pathan: Yar agar woh itni potty karti hai to rehne 

do....

Pathan: I'll climb tallest mount swim d deepest 

ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot. Just 4 u. 

Girl: So Sweet! Can u come 2 meet me? 

Pathan: Not now! Abi ammi nai aany dengi.