Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.

Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?

Sardar: Battery low.

Pathan: Send Kar...Sabko..

Sardar: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata hai...

Pathan : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati hai...

Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.

Police: Kaun He Wo?

Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!

Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,

usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha 

woh bhag k office aa gaya,

Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakRa jata..

Sardar-xpres kitne baje ki he?

TT-1 baje

Sardar-local?

TT-9 bje

Sardar-Maalgadi?

TT-(Gusse se) 12 bje lekin tuje kaha jana he?

Sardar-Patri cross KARNI he..

Sardar-'Maths vich fail kyu hoya?

2 Sardar: Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8

Agle din kendi 6+2=8

Fir kendi 4+4=8

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Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?

Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga.

Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga,

Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha hai..

The Bank sends sardar a mail written...

'Your payments are outstandind".

Sardar replies 'Thanks for the compliment.

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane lga.

Banglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'

Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent

Sardar-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.