Ek Baray Miyan ki Toyota Corrola ek Prado se takra gai.

Jis main 4 Pathan Bhai sawar thay.

Charon Pathan bhai ghussay main Prado se bahar nikal kar baray miyan par chillany lagy.

Aur abhi unko marnay he lagy thy k baray miyan ne masoom soorat bana kar bola.

Aap 4 jawan log aur main akela kamzor sa boorha insaan...

Ye to sarasar na insaafi ho jaegi...

Bara Pathan bhai Akram Khan Bola: Gul Khan aur Ghaffar Khan tum dono uncle ki tarah se larro.

Barray Miyan: Phir hum 3 log aur aap 2 ye bhi na insaafi hai.

Ye sun kar chotha bhai Kareem Khan aagy barhta hai aur barray miyan k kandhay par hath rakh kar unse bolta hai.

Uncle aap fikar na karo.

Apny ghar jao sukoon se.

Hum Inko Dekh Lega.

Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,

Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.

Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,

Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna Bacha

Doctor Ya Engineer Hota.

Pathan Ka Bacha: Abbu Hum Ko "BAAJA" Dilao

Pathan: Nahi Tum Sab ko Tang Karega.

Bacha: Nahi Abbu, Khuda Ka Qasam,

Jab Sab So Jaye Ga,

Hum Tab Bajaye Ga.:-)

Pathan: Chalo Phir Theek Hai.

Ek Punjabi Ny Pishawar Me Klashankof ka Soda Kiya..

Pathan: Yahin Per Leni Hai to 40,000

Aur Agar

Ghar Pohachwani hai to

10,000,0

Punjabi: Theek Hai,

Ye Lo Ek Lakh aur Lahore Pohncha Do.

Pathan: Theek Hai,

Ghar Pohanch Ker Phone Kerna.

Punjabi Lahore Pohanch Ker: Haan Khan Sahab,

Me Ghar Pohanch Gaya Hun.

Pathan: Theek Hai,

Klashankof Tumhari Gaari K Nichy Bandha Hua Hai.

1 Pathan Police Station k Bahar se Guzra Aur

Poster per Perha:

"Wanted For Rape & Murder"

Pathan Ny Ander Ja Ker Kaha:

I Want To Apply For this Job".

Pathan Kanjoos Sardar se:

"Kiya Ho Gaya? 

Itny Laal Peely Q Ho Rahy Ho"?

Sardar: 

Pappu ny Aaj Naya Joota Pehna Tha,

Me ny Us se Kaha k Ek k Bajaye

2 Seerhi Charh ker ooper Jana,

Ta K Jooty Ka Tala Kam Ghisay,

Magar Wo Kambakhat 2 k Bajaye

3 Seerhiyan Charhny Laga,

Result Ye Huwa K,

,

,

,

Patloon Phat Gai.

During The Match,

Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,

Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

Once a Pathan was Asked:

"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"

.

.

Khan Sahab Replied:

.

.

.

.

"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

Pathan: Yara, Sir ka sms aya hai k Aaj Extra Class hoga,

kiya karun?

.

.

Sardar: "O Yaar, Message Sending Failed" likh ke bhej de Yaar.

Pathan: Abhi Tak Tum se Machhar nahi maray?

Hamara Kaan me Gunguna rahy hn.

Noker: Sahab, Me ny Machhar Maar diye hen,

Ye to Unki Biviyan hen jo

Bewa Ho ker Ro Rahi Hen..

Pathan Darakht pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha.

Wife: Tum Darakht per Q Latka Hai?

Pathan: Sir Dard ki Goli Khaai Hai,

Kahin Pait me na Chali Jaye.

Ek Pathan Job k Liye Form Fill ker Raha Tha.

Form me Ek Option Tha k Aap Ka Star Kiya Hai?

Pathan Ki Samajh me Nahi aya,

Us ny Kisi Aur k Form me Dekha,

Us ny Apny Star k Option me Cancer Likh Tha,

Pathan ny Kuch Socha,

Aur Phir Us Option ki Jaga per,

,

,

BAWASEER Likh Diya..

Pathan Sardar se: 

Yara, Ghari(Clock) Aur Bivi me Kiya Farq Hai??

Sardar: Ek Bigarti Hai to 

"Band" Ho Jati hai,

Aur

Dusri Bigarti Hai to 

"Shuroo" Ho Jati Hai..

Ek Pathan Gaaun se Ek Beemar Murghi Bechny k liye Bazar Gaya.

Ek Admi ny Pathan se Kaha: Is Murghi Ka Sar Q Nichy Hai?

Beemar to ahi Hai??

Pathan: Nahi,

Ye Gaaun Ka Murghi Hai,

Bazar Me Sharma raha hai.

Why can't Pathan dial 911?

They can not find the eleven on the phone

Why can't Pathans make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

On a Romantic day Pathan's Girlfriend asks him:

"Darling, On our Engagement day will you give me a Ring?

.

.

Pathan: Ya Sure, 

from Landline or Mobile..

Pathan Samosy Bech raha Tha.

Admi: Aap k Samosay me se

Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hai.

Pathan: Oye Khocha,

Tum Kiya Chahta Hai

10 Rupy me Puri larki Nikal Aaye.

Pathan: 

Person Meri Bivi Kunwe Me Gir Gai,

Bohat Chot Lagi Bechari Ko,

Bohat Cheekh Rahi Thi.

Dost:

Ab Kesi Hai??

Pathan:

Ab Theek Hai

Kal Se Kunwe Me Se 

Awaz Nahi Aa Rahi.

Pathan: Hamara Parosi ka Bacha Gum ho gaya.

Sardar: Fer Tu ki kita?

Pathan: Hum Usko Bola,

Google pe Search karlo,

Mil jaye to Download ker Lena..

Why do Pathans work seven days a week?

So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

What is the Pathan doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

How do you make a Pathan laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Ek Pathan Ny Newspaper Me Add Diya k

"Hamary Pass Aisi Product Hai,

Jis Ki Pehan Ker Aap

Puri Duniya Ko Dekh Sakty Hen,

Magar Aap Ko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Qeemat:

Rs.10,000+ Free Home Delivery.

Ek Admi Ny 10,000 Bhijwa Diye.

Do Din Baad TCS Wala Ek Packet De Gaya.

Admi Ny Khushi Khushi Packet Khola To

Us Me,

,

,

,

,

,

Burka Tha Wo Bhi Topi Wala..:-)

Wah Pathan.

Pathan: Yara Uth, Zalzala Araha Hai,

Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

2nd Pathan: So ja Yara,

Ghar To Malik Makan Ka Giray Gay,

Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

Pathan Went to Court

JUDGE:

"Order! Order!"

Pathan:

"1 Pizza, 2 Roll, 3 Burger & 1 Cold-drink!"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up!"

Pathan:

"No,No, 7-Up.

Ek Pathan Apny Gadhay Ko le k Jany Laga,

Lekin Wo Apni Jaga Se Hil Hi Nahi Raha Tha.

Pathan Ny Gadhay Ko Laat maari Aur Kaha:

"Naam KHOTA, Aur Harkat

NAWAZ Jesi".

Doctor Pathan K Bachy Ko Dekh Ker Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Bacha Hai,

Kitny Maah Ka Hai?

?

Pathan Ghusse Se:

O Pagal Ka Bacha,

Ye Ek hi Maa ka hai..

Pathan Amrood Bech Raha Tha.

Admi: Agar Amrood Me Keera Nikla To..?

Pathan: To Saaf Baat Hai,

Hum Keeray K Paisay Alag Se Le Ga..

Dedicated To All Pathans..

Kuch Students Peshawar Gaye,

Wahan Unhon ny Ek Texi Rent pe li

Driver Pathan Tha,

Students Sara Din

Pathano Per Jokes Sunaty Rahy Aur Hansty Rahy.

Din K ikhtitaam Per Pathan Driver ny

Sab Students Ko 1 Rupay Ka Sikka Diya Aur

Kaha K Apny Shehar Me

Kisi Pathan Faqeer Ko Dena.

Wo Students Aaj Bhi 

Pathan Faqeer Ko Talash Ker Rahy Hen..

Agar Unhen Koi Pathan Milta hai to Wo

Makai Wala,

Bhuttay Wala,

Naan Wala,

Rikshaw Driver,

Kachra Uthany Wala,

Mazdoor,

Lekin Ab Tak Koi Mangny Wala Pathan Nahi Mila.

Zara Sochiye

Tumhara Bivi Chilla Q Rahi Thi

Pathan: Kal Tumhara Bivi Bohat

zor zor se Chilla Q Rahi thi?

Hamara Ghar tak Aawaz aai thi.

Sardar:

Ary kuch nahi Yaar,

Uska Photo facebook pe

Upload karne ke jaga,

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,

OLX par Upload ho gaya..