Sardar ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.

He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kato salo, sb maroge!”

Sardar On 60th Birthday:

2nd Sardar: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?

1st Sardar : 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.

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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

1 Aadmi Sardar ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:

Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Sardar Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye

Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

1st Sardar: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

2nd Sardar: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

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Sardar: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?

Sardar Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.

Sardar: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.

Pathan: Haan!

Aur Gadha to Dekho,

Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Sardar spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Ek Sardarji Doosre Se,

Main aur Meri Girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. :-)

Doosra: Wow, Shaadi Kab hai?

Sardar: Meri 7 Oct 2016 ko

Aur uski 13 Nov 2016 ko...

Sardar:Aaj main ne apni bivi ko kisi or k sath cinema jaty huy dekha.

Dost:To un k pechy q nahi gya?

Sardar:Yaar main ne wo film 4 bar dekhi hoi thi.

Friend to pathan

Yar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ka Aaj Extra Class Hogi

Kya Karu... . . .. 

Pathan:-'Message sending failed 'likh ke bhej de....!!!

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha

Dost ne pocha Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?

Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai

Sardar ki Biwi came naked in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests . 

Sardar screamed .. Beshram Aurat, tu hosh me to hai ??

Wife : Woh jee Receip book may aisaa hi likha thaa naa .

“Serve Hot without any dressing …. Guests will enjoy”

Santa went to a restaurant in China Chinese Waiter: “Sir I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog’s Legs” 

Santa: “Yaar tu apni problems chhor, Menu Card ley aa..

To Main Batata..

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya

Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga

Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata???

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain

1) Bachpan me Dono bhi Khubsurat The.

2) Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn

3) Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

Yaar

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.

Wife:

Mein nahi bana rahi.

Pathan

Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,

Ek din bivi ne Orange Color ki Sari pehni aur pucha: Kesi lg rhi hu? 

Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lgi ho.

Admi bakriyan chara raha tha 

Pathan: ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?

Admi: Inhen school chorne ja rha hon

Pathan: Mjy pagal smja ha? Aj to itwar ha

Mrs. SARDAR  was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.

One day she hung up after 25 minutes….

“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”

“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. SARDAR.

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar.

His Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.

Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs.

Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs.900.

Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this.

Finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost.

Our Sardar asked whether he will give two.

Jasmeet caught her husband SaRDAR Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

SaRDAR : “Hidden camera!”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”

SaRDAR : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

Sadar : I am a proud man, my son is in medical college.

Pathan : Really, what is he studying.

Sardar : No, he is not studying. They are studying him.

Sardar was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.

The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.

“They should not put up such misleading notices,” said Sardar.

It said, “Fine For Parking Here.”

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.

The ground control issues commands “Rubi!” “Woof!” (its the barking sound) “Press the red button.” “Woof! Woof!”

“Moti!” “Woof!” “Press the white button.” “Woof! Woof!”

“Sardarji!” “Woof.” “Stop barking, feed the dogs and don’t touch anything!”

Two Sardars were walking together… 

Pehla: Oye marr gaye.

 Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.. Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha.

SARDAR`s LEAVE APPLICATION:

Dear Sir,

My wife is ill.As there is no other HUSBAND in the family to look after her.

Kindly grant me leave for 1 day on SUNDAY!

KBC/Amitabh questiond: “In which state Ganga flows?”

Sardar:"Liquid state"

Audience clapped

Amitabh was shocked

Turned to the audience

All were Sardars.. !!!

Sardar on fone:

Maa khush khabri hai

Maa:”Bol beta”

Sardar:”Hum 2 se 3 hogye”

Maa:Mubarak h0 beta hua k beti

Sardar:”Meri biwi ne dosri shadi karli.

Pathan Dr k paas gaya aur bola B.P buhat high hai

Dr! Lab jakar Apna ECG karalo

pathan lab gaya aur ECG bhool gaya aur buhat sochne k baad bola

Mera CNG kardo.

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tumhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Lo..

Sardar: O minu goli na maarna.

Daku: Q? Dar lagda ay?

Sardar: Minu goli to dar nahi lagda. O jehrri pehle `tthaaa` hondi a, o mera tarraah kadd dendi a.

Q: 1 pathan ko sara din busy rakhne ka aasaan tareeqa kya hy..??

ANS: pathan ko 1 gool kamrey may ley ja kr bolo konay may ja kar beth jao