tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22393498598907755882024-03-12T18:43:37.058-07:00Pathan And Sardar JokesAdminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02140221904691879965noreply@blogger.comBlogger1595125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-9584927986592591052016-10-02T06:51:00.003-07:002016-10-02T06:51:43.436-07:00Why is Facebook like Jail?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #cfe2f3;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"</span></span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-52237900531206683942016-10-02T06:50:00.001-07:002016-10-02T06:50:47.198-07:00Deactivated Facebook account<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cfe2f3;">Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.</span></span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-67687452033468877652016-10-02T06:48:00.002-07:002016-10-02T06:49:14.716-07:00Nobody<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-size: large;">I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-31161196853545112892016-03-31T09:05:00.003-07:002016-03-31T09:05:38.257-07:00Hum Inko Dekh Lega.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Ek Baray Miyan ki Toyota Corrola ek Prado se takra gai.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Jis main 4 Pathan Bhai sawar thay.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Charon Pathan bhai ghussay main Prado se bahar nikal kar baray miyan par chillany lagy.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Aur abhi unko marnay he lagy thy k baray miyan ne masoom soorat bana kar bola.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Aap 4 jawan log aur main akela kamzor sa boorha insaan...</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Ye to sarasar na insaafi ho jaegi...</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Bara Pathan bhai Akram Khan Bola: Gul Khan aur Ghaffar Khan tum dono uncle ki tarah se larro.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Barray Miyan: Phir hum 3 log aur aap 2 ye bhi na insaafi hai.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Ye sun kar chotha bhai Kareem Khan aagy barhta hai aur barray miyan k kandhay par hath rakh kar unse bolta hai.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Uncle aap fikar na karo.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Apny ghar jao sukoon se.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Hum Inko Dekh Lega.</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-65657849538983257642016-03-31T09:04:00.003-07:002016-03-31T09:04:17.571-07:00Dimagh<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna Bacha</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-28172748064982100672016-03-31T09:03:00.001-07:002016-03-31T09:03:13.126-07:00Baaja<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan Ka Bacha: Abbu Hum Ko "BAAJA" Dilao</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan: Nahi Tum Sab ko Tang Karega.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Bacha: Nahi Abbu, Khuda Ka Qasam,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Jab Sab So Jaye Ga,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Hum Tab Bajaye Ga.:-)</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan: Chalo Phir Theek Hai.</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-29345058185270113672016-03-31T09:01:00.003-07:002016-03-31T09:01:25.724-07:00GHAR<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #9fc5e8;">Ek Punjabi Ny Pishawar Me Klashankof ka Soda Kiya..</span></span></div>
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Pathan: Yahin Per Leni Hai to 40,000</div>
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Aur Agar</div>
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Ghar Pohachwani hai to</div>
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10,000,0</div>
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Punjabi: Theek Hai,</div>
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Ye Lo Ek Lakh aur Lahore Pohncha Do.</div>
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Pathan: Theek Hai,</div>
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Ghar Pohanch Ker Phone Kerna.</div>
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Punjabi Lahore Pohanch Ker: Haan Khan Sahab,</div>
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Me Ghar Pohanch Gaya Hun.</div>
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Pathan: Theek Hai,</div>
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Klashankof Tumhari Gaari K Nichy Bandha Hua Hai.</div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-80621350161068660512016-03-31T08:59:00.002-07:002016-03-31T08:59:14.841-07:00Job<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">1 Pathan Police Station k Bahar se Guzra Aur</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Poster per Perha:</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Pathan Ny Ander Ja Ker Kaha:</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">I Want To Apply For this Job".</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-48638577086558753282016-03-31T08:58:00.002-07:002016-03-31T09:01:50.349-07:00Kanjoos<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan Kanjoos Sardar se:</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Kiya Ho Gaya? </span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Itny Laal Peely Q Ho Rahy Ho"?</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-33496867192107608332016-03-31T08:56:00.003-07:002016-03-31T08:56:41.232-07:00Bowler<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-79204578621784978132016-03-31T08:56:00.001-07:002016-03-31T08:56:07.152-07:00Fav Song<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."</div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-88444952473066730142016-03-31T08:54:00.002-07:002016-03-31T08:54:17.159-07:00Message Sending Failed<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan: Yara, Sir ka sms aya hai k Aaj Extra Class hoga,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">kiya karun?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Sardar: "O Yaar, Message Sending Failed" likh ke bhej de Yaar.</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-72536669631535532952016-03-31T08:53:00.001-07:002016-03-31T08:53:30.899-07:00BIWI<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Pathan: Abhi Tak Tum se Machhar nahi maray?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Hamara Kaan me Gunguna rahy hn.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Noker: Sahab, Me ny Machhar Maar diye hen,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Ye to Unki Biviyan hen jo</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Bewa Ho ker Ro Rahi Hen..</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-81150058259177368352016-03-31T08:51:00.000-07:002016-03-31T08:51:31.203-07:00Tablet<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan Darakht pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Wife: Tum Darakht per Q Latka Hai?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan: Sir Dard ki Goli Khaai Hai,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Kahin Pait me na Chali Jaye.</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-5544729899172034172016-03-31T08:50:00.000-07:002016-03-31T08:50:01.253-07:00Star<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Ek Pathan Job k Liye Form Fill ker Raha Tha.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Form me Ek Option Tha k Aap Ka Star Kiya Hai?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan Ki Samajh me Nahi aya,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Us ny Kisi Aur k Form me Dekha,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Us ny Apny Star k Option me Cancer Likh Tha,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan ny Kuch Socha,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Aur Phir Us Option ki Jaga per,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">BAWASEER Likh Diya..</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-29607730898496414892016-03-31T08:49:00.000-07:002016-03-31T08:49:03.461-07:00Farq<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan Sardar se: </span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Yara, Ghari(Clock) Aur Bivi me Kiya Farq Hai??</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Sardar: Ek Bigarti Hai to </span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Band" Ho Jati hai,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Aur</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Dusri Bigarti Hai to </span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Shuroo" Ho Jati Hai..</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-5142374311287145892016-03-31T08:48:00.001-07:002016-03-31T08:48:13.180-07:00Sharam<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Ek Pathan Gaaun se Ek Beemar Murghi Bechny k liye Bazar Gaya.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Ek Admi ny Pathan se Kaha: Is Murghi Ka Sar Q Nichy Hai?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Beemar to ahi Hai??</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Pathan: Nahi,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Ye Gaaun Ka Murghi Hai,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Bazar Me Sharma raha hai.</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-13185815123500069452016-03-31T08:46:00.001-07:002016-03-31T08:46:40.714-07:00911<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Why can't Pathan dial 911?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">They can not find the eleven on the phone</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-5224644736782883882016-03-31T08:45:00.001-07:002016-03-31T08:45:46.915-07:00Recipe<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Why can't Pathans make ice cubes?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">They always forget the recipe.</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-41461540110152473002016-03-31T08:44:00.001-07:002016-03-31T08:44:02.761-07:00Ring<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">On a Romantic day Pathan's Girlfriend asks him:</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">"Darling, On our Engagement day will you give me a Ring?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Pathan: Ya Sure, </span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">from Landline or Mobile..</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-40663120494586291652016-03-31T08:43:00.001-07:002016-03-31T08:43:08.623-07:00Larki<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #a2c4c9; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Pathan Samosy Bech raha Tha.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #a2c4c9; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Admi: Aap k Samosay me se</span></div>
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<span style="color: #a2c4c9; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hai.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #a2c4c9; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Pathan: Oye Khocha,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #a2c4c9; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Tum Kiya Chahta Hai</span></div>
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<span style="color: #a2c4c9; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">10 Rupy me Puri larki Nikal Aaye.</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-52228080494769162782016-03-31T08:42:00.002-07:002016-03-31T08:42:12.835-07:00Awaz<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Pathan: </span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Person Meri Bivi Kunwe Me Gir Gai,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Bohat Chot Lagi Bechari Ko,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Bohat Cheekh Rahi Thi.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Dost:</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Ab Kesi Hai??</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Pathan:</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Ab Theek Hai</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Kal Se Kunwe Me Se </span></div>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Awaz Nahi Aa Rahi.</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-65474854041785508742016-03-31T08:37:00.002-07:002016-03-31T08:37:12.510-07:00Download<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #9fc5e8;">Pathan: Hamara Parosi ka Bacha Gum ho gaya.</span></span></div>
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Sardar: Fer Tu ki kita?</div>
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Pathan: Hum Usko Bola,</div>
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Google pe Search karlo,</div>
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Mil jaye to Download ker Lena..</div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-32775742060327496052016-03-31T08:14:00.002-07:002016-03-31T08:14:16.912-07:00Monday<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #a2c4c9; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Why do Pathans work seven days a week?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #a2c4c9; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.</span></div>
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Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12362551789314747003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2239349859890775588.post-78904943654310444882016-03-31T08:13:00.002-07:002016-03-31T08:13:46.913-07:00Thought<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">What is the Pathan doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?</span></div>
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Trying to hold on to a thought.</div>
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