in a class a Teacher once asked if 222 is two hundred and twenty two, so what is 111...???

SARDAR stood up immediately answered one hundred and onety one..!!!

Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?


Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column `Salary Expected`. After much thought he wrote : Yes.. !!!

19 SARDARS went 4 a film On asking them Y they came in a big group of 19?

They replied that the film was only for”ABOVE 18″.. !!!

Son 2 Sardar I want glasses, meri dur ki nazar kamzor hai

Sardar Took him out and asked,

Woh kya hai?

Son:Suraj

Sardar:Khote da putar!Hor kinni door vekhna ee!

1 sardar apni girlfrnd ko phone karta hai aur kehta hai k darling merey ghar aa jaoo aj ghar mein koi nahi hai larki ghar ati hai aur ghar mein lock laga hota hai

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says Hello, how did u know I was here?

Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.....

1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash......

Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,
Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.
Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta...

Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai...

Pathan was thinking hard.
Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
Pathan: Ye GEO walon ko kese pata chata hai?
Wife: kya?
Pathan: Yahi k aap dekh rahe hain GEO TV...

Pathan dost se:

Yar Abbu Ka Msg Aaya Hai K ghar aao


Kia karon?



Frend:



Msg sending fail Likh k bhej dey



Pathan ne aisa hi kiya,




or reply aaya




"Ok"

Great Words By a Pathan

"Petrol Mahanga hone se mujhe kya fark padne wala hai......
Main to hamesha 50 ka hi dalwata hoon.

Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni sar Pe Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:

Khush Mat Ho, Agla Numbr Tera hai

Pathan ko kisi ne kaha
Aftari k waqt jo bhi DUA karo qabool hoti hai
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4th Rozay ki Aftari k waqt Khan Sahab:
"YA-ALLAH......
subha EID ho jaiy"

sardar ji london chaley gaey

taxi driver ne kaha sarar ji suna ha sikh bare bewakoof hote hain

sardar: nai tu

driver:1 sawal poochoon...

aaj se 25 saal pehle mere bap k ghar bacha paida hua wo na mera bhai tha na behen.batao wo kon tha.

sardar confused.

driver bewakoof wo main khud tha..

sardar apne mulak ja kar apne sathiyon se sawal poochta ha .....

aaj se 25 saal pehle mere bap k ghar bacha paida hua wo na mera bhai tha na behen.batao wo koun tha?

all sardars got confused....

sardr bas......

baiwakoofo..o london da taxi driver si

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.

Sardar To Pathan: I Don't Have An Internet Connection At Home.









Can You Please Copy The Internet On This Usb Drive For Me???

Sardar And Pathan R Discussing-



Sardar- "If I Drink Coffee, I Can't Sleep.!!"





Pathan- "With Me It's The Opposite. If I Sleep I Can't Drink Coffee."

Sardar: ye tum subha se matti q khod rahay ho

Pathan: bas yar kya bataon Abba kehte hain k to ne mera nam matti main mila dya hai wo dhond raha hoon

Shadi Me Khana K wqt
pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili



pathan Apni Jholi
Me Khana Dalne Lga



Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?



pathan: dagh To Chla
JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga

Ek Larki Park Mein Idher Odher Ghom Rahi Thi

Ik Sardar Ny Pocha Aap Kya Talash Ker Rahi Hein..?

Lerki:
Shermaty Hoye, Me Apni Zindgi K Ley Hum-Safer Talash Ker Rahi Hun.

Sardar:
Nahi Mila?

Lerki:
Nahi


Sardar:
Baji Raja Bazar Sy Pata Kerein Wahan Sy Her Cheez Mill Jati Hy..

2 pathan Bhai Exam hall me..

Teacher:Tum D0no Ne Apne Father

Ka Naam Different Q Likha?

Pathan:Tm phir bolta k hm neNaqal

ki hy hamary pas bhii dimagh hy madam.

Teacher Pathan se: Btao Pine

Apple aur coconut k Tree Me kiya

Similarity hai ? Pathan (kaafi Dair sochne k Baad)
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Dono Pe Amrood nai lagtay

A Sardar Learning English in this way.

A:
Apple

B
Bara Apple

C:
Chota Apple

D:
Doosra Apple

E:
Ek hor Apple

F:
Fer Apple

G:
Ganda Apple

H
Haraa Apple

I
India Da Apple

J
Jay'pur Da Apple

K
Kharaab Apple

L
Laal Apple

M
Mitha Apple

N
Nawan Apple

O
Oooo...! Apple

P
Paka Hya Apple

Q
Queta Da Apple

R
Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple

S
Saada Apple

T
Taqatwar Apple

U
Unna Da Apple

V
Veer Da Apple

W
Wadda Apple

X
X-Max Da Apple

Y
Yar Da Apple

Z
Zindabad Apple

Doctor : I am Sorry ! Operation k waqt
rubber ka glove ap k pait mein reh geya hai
Dubara Operation karna hoga...

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Sardar : Tu pagal tey nahi ?
Aey ley 20 ruppay, tey nawa ley aa .

Pathan Ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy..

"Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §Akta"

Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay §Y ßola..

Tum Kon ßaat Ker Rahay Hou?

ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat Ker Rahay Hain..

Wht Will A "DRINK" Called If It Is Made By Pathan,

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