Doctor Pathan sey : khan sahab tumhara 1 GUrda fail hogaya hia

Pathan rotey hue bola : kitne numbers se.

1 pthan ki murgi beemar hui

, Sardar: tm is ka sadqa utaro.

Phr wohi hua jo hona tha,

PTHaN ne murghi k lye 1 bakra sadqa kr dya

Pathan`s wife send an SMS to Pathan: I Miss U.

Pathan: I Mister U.

Sardar to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

Q: How do you recognize Sardar's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

sardar: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
patahn: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Sardar: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Pathan: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

2 Hijare ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye mai to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli mai to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Sardar bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai! new 2011 wala!

Sardar: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai..
Pathan:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua...

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ...

Train mai SARDAR apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du
Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ...

Sardar Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Sardar:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha

Sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg
Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
Sardar:As Far As I Know,
Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age

Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne
Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya
Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?

Sardar : Ye Lo Hajmola . . . . .

Salsman-Which Soap U Use?

Santa-BABA''S Soap,
BABA''S Paste,
BABA''S Brush.

Salsman-Is BABA''S A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"
Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,
Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!

Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked: dooba kia
son:nai g
Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga

1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..."

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..

Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon

Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.....

1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash......

Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,
Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.
Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta...

Pathan was thinking hard.
Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
Pathan: Ye GEO walon ko kese pata chata hai?
Wife: kya?
Pathan: Yahi k aap dekh rahe hain GEO TV...

Sardar ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha.


Hindi teacher ne unko pair par ulta latakne ki saza di.

 Thori der latakne ke baad Sardar neeche gir gaya.



Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?

 Sardar: Nahi pakk gaya !

1 Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi
Bandh kr Le Ja Raha Tha



 Ye Dekh K Sardar Road Par
GIR GIR k


Hasne Laga:



"1Rassi Le Jane K Lye Do Do
Truck…!”

Sardar:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.

Pathan:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?

 Sardar:Andhera.

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

 Sardar: Fikar Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikar Se:-)

Sardar Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

 Sardar- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..

Sardar-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
 Pathan-Is Bache Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
 Sardar-Kyun?
 Pathan-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je: MISS

"NARRA":-)

Sardar Shouting 2 His GF

" U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me,

I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday

Whole Day In The Post Office...."