Pathan to barber, "How much for a haircut?"
Barber: Rs. 50/-
Pathan: How much for a shave?
Barber: Rs. 25/-
Pathan: Good. Shave my head.

A Pathan was dancing while holding the 'brake' of his bicycle.
Sindhi: What the heck are you doing?
Pathan: Can't you see, I am doing BRAKE DANCE!

Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from him?
Pathan: No sir, he only gave it to me.
Judge: When did he give it you?
Pathan: When I showed him the knife.

Pathan apnay Nikah kay bad Qazi say mushwra letay hue

P= Mujhay koe aesi salah do k meri Dulhan heran reh jae!

Q= Ghonghat uthatay hie osko TALAQ de do…

Q: 1 pathan ko sara din busy rakhne ka aasaan tareeqa kya hy..??

ANS: pathan ko 1 gool kamrey may ley ja kr bolo konay may ja kar beth jao 

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hai

Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Se Jakre Rakhti Hai?

Sardar G:

“NALLA”:-)

Sardar declares: .. . . I will never marry in my life and. . . .. . .

I`ll give same advice to my children also. .

Sardar jee open his tiffin on the road.

Why???????
Socho socho jaldi socho

he wants to check
“k mein office jaa raha hoon ya ghar jaa raha hoon…

Girl:
Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye

Sardar:
Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo…..!

1 PATHAN 2sare
Se
Yaar 1 Naye Surf
Se Shirt Dhoi To
Wo Choti
Hogayee,
Ab Kiya Karun. ?

2nd PATHAN:- “Usi Surf Se Naha Le
Puri Aajayegi*

Teacher:oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

2 Khusre Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.

Ek bola Main To 1100 Lunga.

Dusra Bola 2100 Lunga.

Piche Se Sardar Bola Abey 2300 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai. 

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.

Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,

Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??

Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.

Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.

Wakeel: Phir?

Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!

Ek Pathan ki Chatri Main Hole Tha,, Kisi ne Pucha...Umbrella Main Hole Q?

 Pathan Bola: Oye Barish Ruk Jaye Gi To Pata Kaise Chale Ga.

Sardar:kal mery abu kunwy me gir gay thy aur chela rahy thy.bacho bacho
Sardar ka dost: ab wo kisy ha
Sardar:thek hi hun ga kal se aawaz to nai ai

A Sardar Giftd
A Card 2 hs Fdr
On hs Birthday
Vd a poetry
“PHOL Bohat hyn pr GHULAB Jasa Koi Nhi,
Mery BAAP Bohat hyn pr AAP Jaisa Koi Nai”

sardar ji ko machar kaatay ja rahy thay. nend haram ker di. sardar ji gussay se zahar pi ker bola ab kato salo sab marogay.

Sardar English k Paper me fail ho gya, due to this Translations

1:-Main Aam Admi hun
I am a Mango man

2:Mujhay English Aati hai
English comes to me

3:MeraTaluq Haripur Hazara se he
I belong to Green Pur Thousanda

4:Sarak pe golyan chal Rahi hain
Tablet

Pathan: Aik kilo bhens ka doodh dey do.

Doodh wala: Tumhara bartan chota hai.

Pathan: Oh shit yara.
acha chalo bakri ka dey do.. ..

Pathan:. Dr Sahb 2 Sal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar hwa Tha.

Dr:To Ab Kya Hua?

Pathan: yhan se gzar rha tha socha poch loon k ap ne Nahane ko Mana Kia Tha` ab Naha Loon?

Sardar 2 sardarni Coca cola peete huay
Sardar:janu tumaray kan mein kuch kahoon?

Sardarni: (sharmate hue) kaho je!

Sardar: Brrrrrrrrrr…….

Sardarni to Sardar: Public ne AapKo kyun Mara?

Sardar: Jeweller ki Dukan thi. Maine pathan Salesgirl sey itna puchha k, AAJ TUMARE SONE KA rate KYA HAI.. !!!

1 Sardar Exams mein apne friend ki copy kar raha tha,

Examiner ne pakar lia aur usey utha k kahin aur bitha dia..

Sardar writes at the end of incomplete question,
Baqqia hissa Roll no 22420 k paper per mulahiza farmayen..

1 Lrki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya.
1 Din Lrki Sardar G Sy Boli “Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai”!
Sardar G Bole”Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nai Krty

1 pathan pani pe rah tha..
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Ab kya pathan pani bhi nai pee sakta????

Iss main bhi joke chaihay tumhe??

Sardar 2 Parito:1 bar I LOVE U keh de

Prito:Nhi mjy sharm ati hai

Sardar:1 bar keh de na

prito:Nhi nehi nehi

sardar:daikh le meri BaHEN nhe?

Boss:
Ek acha mirror leke aao jisme mujhe mera face dikayi de

Pathan
boss nhi mila me sab dukan me gaya par sab me mera hi face dikhai diya. ::

1 pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof: se aisa sawal pucha jise sun k wo pagal ho gaya. Hehe o g o pathana.

Sawal Tha.
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NASWAR ka chemical formula kia he hahahaha.

Sardar: aaj mainay paani ko bewakoof banaya.

2nd sardar: wo kaisay.

sardar: mainay nahanay ke liye paani garam kiya aur thanday paani se naha lia.

Ek Gadhe ne pthan ko lat mari

Pathan uske piche bhaga
Use raste me ZEBRA mila

Pathan zebra ko lat marte hue bola

“Sale Night-Dress pahen k ullu bnata ha.

1. Wife:

   ” Sardar g tuwadey dost da intekal ho gya hy, tussi gae kyun nahi?? ”

   
   

   Sardar:

   ” Kaminay ne menu bulaya hi nahi….

1 admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha: khan sahab tm q udas hy? Pathan:aaj hm ko N.W.F.P ka mutlab pta chal gya.
Admi:wo kia? Udas pathan: “NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?

Sardar: yaar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon! aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo.

SARDAR: Mis hamary ghar munna anay wala hai

Miss: tumhen kese pata?

SARDAR: jab phichli bar ammi hospital me admit thin to munni aai thi ab abbu admit hain.

New Married couples of sardar and sardarni

Sardarni: hamari shadi ko 24 ghante ho chuke hain…

Sardar: aur aisa lagta hai jese kal ki baat ho.

Teacher:agr me tmhari mama hoti to tmhen bht pyar krti aur tmhari har baat manti.

Little Srdar:o bibi bs kr e dramay, menu pta ae tu meray abbay te akh rakhi hoi ae

1 Lady Train Se Utar K 1 Pathan Se Puchti He
Ye Konsa Station Hy

Pathan Ny
Socha

Socha

Socha

Socha

Aur

Socha
Phir Bola
Baji Ye Railway Station Hy.

Sardar: Dr.Sab. chashma lga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon ga na?
Dr: Haan, bilkul
Sardar: Phir theek hai. Warna un-parh ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.. !!!

Teacher asked pathan:

if u dial “51″ then what will happen?
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pathan: ” Police jeep will come, in Reverse Gear!

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

Sardar bath room gya,jub bahir aaya to Token wale ne Rs.13 mange.

Sardar:Kiun Lotay vich Pepsi pai si

A sardar in Karachi went to Bank for opening an Accoünt.
He took a Form and went to Islamabad.
Do Ü Know Why?
Bcoz in the Form he read:
“Write in Capital”

3 Men discussing Wives

1st
“My Wife is very COLD”

2nd
“Mine is very HOT”

3rd (Sardar G)
“I m confused, I think she is COLD, But people say she is HOT”.. !!!

1. Judge 2 Theif : Tmhe Chori Krte Waqt Zara B Apni Maa Behno Ka Khayal Nah Aya ?

    Theif Sardar : Aya Tha ! Magr Kya Karta Shop Main Sirf Gents Suits Hi Thay. 

Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to wo soye huay thay
Ek din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye huay tha
MORAL: Jesa Karogy wesa bharogy.

Sardar:
Jab Main Paida Huwa Tha Tou Military Waloon Ne 51 Topein Chalaiye Theen.

Pathan:
Kamal Hai!!
Sab ka Nishana Chook Gaya. ::

1 Ladki Bina Kiss diye Sardar Se Paise Le K Bhag gai
Sardar Ne Paper Me Add Diya
1 Larki Kad 5`3“ Rang Gora Name Geeta
Jise Mily Puppi le le
Payment ho gae hai

Sardar Doctor se: Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne?

Doctor: Haan jee! Daso kithay lanay ne?

Sardar: Meri jutti nuu.. !!!

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya …

Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi

Shadi Me Khana K wqt sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili
Sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
Sardar: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga.

1 Sardar dusre sardar se : “Dus zara duniya da mushkal tareen kum ki a” ?

Dusra Sardar : “Helmet pa k kuri di chummi laina..”

Sardar was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone.

Security Guard: Match is over,
Now Why r you stiLL here?

Sardar: I`m waiting 4 the HIGHLIGHTS.

Sardar ki MAA bemaar thi..!

Hospital le gaye to Dr. ne kaha: TEST honge..!

Sardar bola: Inki UMAR zyada hai,
TEST nahi
ONE DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo!

In båttle sardar was wearing mösquitò ñèt instead öf büllèt proof jacket.
why?

Sardar replied:“jay machar nai es wichön lang sakda tay fer goli ki hai”. ::

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column `Salary Expected`. After much thought he wrote : Yes.. !!!

A Sardar Giftd
A Card 2 hs Fdr
On hs Birthday
Vd a poetry
“PHOL Bohat hyn pr GHULAB Jasa Koi Nhi,
Mery BAAP Bohat hyn pr AAP Jaisa Koi Nai”

**Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya. guess karo kyun le kar gaya? aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya. **

Sardar To Doctor:

Ap ne Nurse Bohat Achi Rakhi Hai,

Uska Haath Lagte Hi Mein Theek Ho Gya.

Doctor:

Janta Hon

“Thappar ki Awaaz yahan tak aai Thi”..

Sardar g0es 2 gulab0`s h0me and kn0cks da d00r.

Gulabo: kon?

Sardar: main

Gulabo: main kon?

Sardar: lay das! Kamli
tu galabo hor kon..!

1 Lrki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya.
1 Din Lrki Sardar G Sy Boli “Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai”!
Sardar G Bole”Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nai Krty

Pathan k andar Jin chala Gya.,

3 Din baad Jin khud Aalim k Pas Gya Or Bola
“Aalim Sahab khuda k Lye Mujhy ßahir Ñikalo Me Naswaar ki ßoo Se Mar Jaunga”

1 Sardar aeroplan k Pilot Se Head Phone Cheen Raha Tha.
Pilot: Ye Kya Kar rahey ho?
Sardar: Maama, Ticket assi Kharideya tay Gaaney Tu Sunda peya wein..

1 sardar doosre se,

“Main aur meri girlfriend shadi kar rahe hain.”

Doosra sardar, “Wow, Shadi kab hai? ”

Sardar,”Meri 7 oct aur uski 13 nov ko

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi

SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon.`

Ek pathan ki tension:

mjhe samjh nahi ati log,mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay…..
mujhe tu 28wain roz kharish hona shuru ho jati hai.

Pathan Hakeem Sy
Mjhy Bimari Hy

Khany K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti

Sony K Bad Nend Nhi Ati

Kam Karo To Thak Jata Ho

Hakeem
Sari Rat Dhop Ma Betho Theek Ho Jao gay.

Sardar shadi k agly din bv ko mar raha tha
Logon ny pocha to bola:
Inay meri chaa wich taweez kol dita a
BV roty huye ghusy se:
O taweez nai c tea bag c…..

Pathan Bete K Sath Jangal Gaya,
Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya,
Pathan Ghusse Mein Apne Bete Ko Maarne Laga,
Or Bola: Hum To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hai Tum To Ghar Jao.

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi. ::

Pathan ne rukhsati ke waqt rote hue saali ko chup karate hue kaha ” o yara roti kyun hai, jesa tumara behan wesa hamara behan..

Pathan`s name depends on situation..

in JUNGLE
SHER KHAN
during walima
SHAADI KHAN
in Summer
SHARBAT KHAN
Born on friday
JUMA KHAN
In war
BANDOOQ KHAN
Born near river
DARYA KHAN
Near 0cean
SAMANDAR KHAN
in garden
GUL KHAN
in rain
BARAN KHAN
in BUS
SAFAR KHAN
have abnormal features
AJAB KHAN

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,

Urr ja.

but.,

makhi nahi urri.!
Sardar ne kha..,

“Sabit hua agar makhi k par torr dye jain to makhi sun nahi sakti…

Son 2 Sardar I want glasses, meri dur ki nazar kamzor hai
Sardar Took him out and asked,Woh kya hai?

Son:Suraj

Sardar:Khote da putar!Hor kinni door vekhna ee!

Sardar:Yar Larkion ko shadi k bad”BEGUM”
Q kehte hain?

Pathan:So simple shadi k bad larkion k saray gham larko ko mil jate hyn is liye wo BE-GHUM ho jati hyn.

A sardar was going on a road.
He saw a dog sitting under a car.
He pulled out the dog and
said…

“BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER” . . . .

Khan: Lrki phsani ati ha?

Sardar: Nhi!

Khan: bara asan ha, ik kagz ly, os ka jahaz bna, clas ma ura dy, techr pochy tu Lrki ka nam lga dy.. Phans gai Larki.

T.T to PATHAN in Train:`Ticket dikhao?
PATHAN:`Ha, Ha,ha ha Ye lo`
T.T: Ye to purani Ticket hai..
PATHAN:`To train kon se abhi Showroom se nikli hai. ::

SARDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khelata gya

1 Maah bad SARDAR ne TOTAY se pucha
“Mian Mithu Churi Khao ge”

TOTA:
 “Kyun Mirchain muk
Gayyan.”.

Sardarni writes a msg to Sardar:
“Tussi ghar kab aa rahe ho?
Msg kr k batao.”

Sardar writes to her:
“Nhi bata sakta sirf 1 msg ka balance hai.”

Pathan ka Interview tha,
Sawaal aya
k
English ma Translet karo..

Ma is Nokri k liye
bohat
Umeed se hoon..

Pathan:
I m really Pregnant
for
this Job….!!

A sardar had a child aftr 3months of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?
Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Srdar:3month
Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Srdar:3mnth
wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Srdar:3 mnth
Wife:total kitne hue
Sardar: oye 9 mnths
and start dancing BALLE BALLE

Q: 1 pathan ko sara din busy rakhne ka aasaan tareeqa kya hy..??

ANS: pathan ko 1 gool kmrey may ley ja kr bolo konay may ja kar beth jao

Teacher: radio aur akhbar
Mein kya faraq hai?

PATHAN: Akhbar main tandoor ki rotiyan daal sktey hain
Radio main nahi.

sardar ke ghar betha peida hua sardar ne use goud mai liya to us ne susu kardiya..sardar ne nurse se kaha ye wapis karke dusra do ye leak hai.

Sardaar ki BV bhaag gai.
3 din baad wapis aaye
Sardar ghusse se bola
“Hun ki lain aayi ain“

Sardarni:

“Mobile da charger bhul gai c”

Pathan ne pressure cookr khreeda.Dosry din wapis kr dia.shopkeeper`.kis liy wapas kr rhy ho?
Pathan:_ghar mn jawan betiyn hain aur yeh sala seetiyan marta hy.

A friend asked sardar:h0w was y0ur exam?
sardar:it was 0kay but i c0uldn`t answer past tense 0f think. I th0ught,th0ught,th0ught and finally i wr0te “THUNK”

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner
“What is Microsoft Excel?”

sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer:-P

1st Pathan:
O yara Bike q tez krdi.
2nd Pathan:
Break fail ho gya ha is se pehle accident ho jai jaldi se ghar phuch jate hen.
1st Pathan:
Good!
or tez,or tez!

Pathan apni unparh BV say:
Chal honeymoon per chaltay hain.

Wife: Nahi mujhe kapray dhonay hain tum meray bhai ko lay jao.

Pathan:O Yessss !!!

Sardar in FireBarged.

Lady called: Mere Ghr Main Aag Lag Gyi Hy.
Srdar: Pani Dalo.
Lady: Dala tha, Aag Nhi Bujhi.
Srdar:
Fir mojaan kro asi V te pani E sutna C.

Teacher:

10 fruits k naam btao…

Sardar:

1 amrood,

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1 Saib,

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Tey 8 Maltey

1PAthan k ghAr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?

Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:

Samajhne ki Koshish karo.

Mujhe Tang Mat Karo.

Mujhe Akela Chhor Do.

Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka.

Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok?

Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha 

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!

Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana.. 

Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga.

Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya

. Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai "Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal" 

Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur mujhe kapray lene hai, Kya karun?

Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta!

Pathan: Yaar le to lun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai. 

Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lougar Bill Aa gya hai.

Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.

Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai Aur DUE date kya hai?

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai? Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai

Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya: Jab Bahir Aaya to Tokan Walay ne 12 Rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi thi kia? 

Pathan Proposed a Girl.

With a Romantic Poetry Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai

Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,

Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta

GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se: Q: Taleem

A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?

A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?

A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se: Q: Naam?

A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?

A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?

A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

During The Match, Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,

Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain, Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai. 

Once a Pathan was Asked: "Khan Sahab!

Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?" .

. Khan Sahab Replied: . . . . "Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti." 

Pathan was Weeping: Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?

Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.

Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.

Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

Pathan Apni Wife Ko I Love You Bolta Aur Gir Jata.

I Love You Bolta Aur Phir Gir Jata....

Wife: Whta are You Doing Khan?

I am Falling In Love

Facebook Pe Kisi Ladki Ko Hi
Hello..
Karne Se Achchha hai..
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Kisi Kutte Ko Patthar Maaro...
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Atleast Dhang Se Reply To
Karta
Hai.!!

Sardar: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya
 Pathan: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti .

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
 Sardar: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
 Sardar: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Do U Know Why Sardar Bought A Brown Cow???
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2 Get Choclate Milk!!

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je: MISS

"NARRA":-)

Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…



2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

Sardarji got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.

“Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese.”



“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?”

” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”

Once a Sardarji was going to his office.



On the way, he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.

Next day, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed, “Array, aaj to choice hai.”

Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.



You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,



He is my kid,
and…. she is my kidney.

Meera (waiter se):


Ye lo100 Rs Tip





"Go & KILL THE WAVES"

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WAITER (pareshan ho kr):





Matlab?-



Meera:


Matlab Jaa Kr Mojan Maar.!

Pathaan Maths K Paper Mai uth k Dance Karny laga

Kisi Ne Pucha Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho-

pathan:TeAchr Ne Kaha THa Maths mE Hr STEP K Number milty Hn

1-Burhi Ourt Ne ATM k Pas Sardar Se Kaha:Beta Mera Balance Check Kro
Sardar Ne Aurt Ko Dhakka DiaWo Gir Gai













 Sardar:Tmhara balance Khrab Hy amma

Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza
ukhada aur kandhe
pe rakh k Bazar me gya... 1
Admi ne poucha:" santa,
Kya Drwaza Bechna
 hai.. ??

Pathan:" Nhi Tala
Khulwana
hai.. Chabhi gum ho
gye hai.








. Hanso mat Joke abhi
baki
hai..
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. Aadmi santa se:" Agar ghar
me chor ghus gaya
to.. ??

Pathan: "Abe tu ullu ka
pattha hai kya ?
Andar kaise jayega
darwaza to hamare
paas ha

pappu: train me ek seat par akela
leta tha

Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side
me ho
jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai..
pappu::"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya .

phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side me
ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai..
pappu::"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu

Pahalwan ne pappu: ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haan bol tu
kaun
hai..??

pappu:ji m Bimar hu...

Kanjoos pappu:"master G pant silne ke
kitne
Rs. Loge.. ??
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Master:"Rs.150/ -
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Kanjoos pappu:"kacchha silne ke
Kitne Rs. Loge.. ??
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Master:"Rs.50/-
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Kanjoos pappu:"kacchha sil do... lambai pairo taka rankhna..

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said
"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai".

SaRDAR ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kato salo, sb maroge!”

SARDAR: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

 PATHAN: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

Sardar sitting on the roadside:
 Pathan asks y r u wasting time?

 SardAR: I'm taking revenge?
 Pathan: How?

 SardAR: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.

Sardar On 60th Birthday:
 Patgan: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
 Sardar: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

1 Aadmi SardAr k Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

 Sardar Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)

Sardar Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
 Sardar: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
 2nd sardar: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :

Sardar to Pathan: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
 Pathan: Aur Bad News?
 Sardar: Woh ek SAPNA tha

Sardar k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
 Pathan: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
 Sardar: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai.

Pathan and Sardar in Examination Hall:
 Sardar: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?

 Pathan: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga Wo kisi Ques aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai"

Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.


Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

A lady asked Sardar: LIPTON di chah hai?
 Sardar replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too

Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai"

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!

Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly

Pathan and Sardar are discussing why Santa failed in Math miserably.

Pathan:-Maths main fail kyu hoya?
 Sardar:- Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
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Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?

Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,

Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.

Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,

"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!


Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Teacher: Yaad Rakho Hm iss Dunya Me Dusron ki Madad k liye aaye Hain





Sardar: wah G wah tey doojhay amb lain aaye Ne

facebook K bad Dunia Ka Dusra bra
 Social network jahan ap Daily hazaro
new logo s mil skte hen
OR
Dosti Kr skte hain…
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CNG Station…

Sardar: PTCL Me Or Mobile Me kya Farq Hy?



Pathan Boht Soch Kr









Bola: PTCL Me Number Ungli Se Dial karte Hen Or Mobile Me Anguthy Se..!!!

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal 

During The Match, Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain, Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain, Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai. 

Once a Pathan was Asked:

"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?" . .

Khan Sahab Replied: . . . . "Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

Pathan was Weeping: Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?

Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai. Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.

Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha 

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga: Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

Aik Pathan ne aik jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara :-(

Kyun???

Is liye

K

Wo 6 log

Fire Brigade walay thay :-)

Teacher: Jis admi ko sunayi na de, Usey English mai kia kahengy?
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Pathan Student: Jo marzi kah do, usko konsa sunayi daita hai

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia:

"Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya."

Pathan apni Maa se: Kia ap ne mujhy paida hone se pehly daikha tha?
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Maa: Nahi
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Pathan: To phir ap ne mere paida hone ke baad mujhe pehchana kaisy?

MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

Pathan to Sardar: Mai ne aisi dawayi banayi hai, jese pee kar insaan sach bolne lagta hai, tum pee kar dekhlo
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Sardar (dawayi pee kar): Aaakh tuu yai tu tail hai
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Pathan: Dekha tum ne sach bola, yai waqayi tail hai

Pathan: Bhai Sahb Saddar Bazar konsi Bus jayegi?
Admi: 23 number
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1 ghanta baad wo admi wapis aya tu dekha Pathan udhar hi khara tha
Admi: Khan Sahb tum gaye nahi??
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Pathan: Bas yar 20 Bus guzar gayi hai, sirf 2 owr bhi guzar jaye tu 23wien ajayegi, phir jawonga

1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha
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Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie
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Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga.

Pathan Halwayi se: Tum kitny salon se Jalebi bana rahy ho?
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Halwayi baray fakhar se: 20 saal se
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Pathan: Bari sharam ki baat hai tum se aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani

Pathan 1: Yaar soraj raat ko kion nahi nikalta?
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Pathan 2: Kia pata nikalta ho, agar, etny andhairy mai kis ko dekhayi dega !!

Bewi: aap boht moty hoty ja rahy hain
Pathan: tum bhi moti hoti ja rahi ho
Bewi: Mai tu Maa banny wali hun
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Pathan: Mai bhi tu baap banny wala hun

Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
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Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye
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Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha
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1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:
"Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai
Pahly Shadi tu kar le"

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha
Dost ne pocha: Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?
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Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai

1 Pathan bachpan se heran-o-pareshan our Tension mai tha
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Yai soch kar ke mairi behn ke 2 bhai hai, owr maira 1 bhai kion?

Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Khaansi kesa hai?
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 Dost: Khaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai
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Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye ga

3 Pathan film "Sholay" daikhny gaye
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Hero ne kaha "Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
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Pathan khary hokar boly: "Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega"

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

Pathan_English me Fail hogaya.
Translations ki waja se:

1. Wo meri nawasi he
(She is my eighty nine)

2. Me ek Aam Admi hoon.
(I am a Mango man)

3. Mujhe English Aati he.
(English comes to me)

4. MeraTaluk Haripur Hazara se he.
(I belong to Green Pur Thousand)

5. Mera mazaq mat urao.
(Dont fly my joke)

Sardar Pathan se: Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hay, koi sasti aur achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon?

Pathan: O Khocha, aisa karo Hamara Sussar de do.

Pathaan's wish: when i die,

I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in

his sleep not screamin like all d passengers

in d bus he was driving

1 Pathan Jahaz M 1 Seet Pr Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Nam Hi Nhi Le Raha Tha,Logon Ne Bht Minaten Ki Mgr Wo Na Mana Wo Keh Raha Tha K Khan Ka Zaban 1 Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nhi Badlega,To 1 Shakhs Aya Aur Usy Kan M Kuch Kaha To Faorn Uthkr Agli Seet Pr Beth Gya,Log Heran Ho Gay Aur Us Shkhs Se Puch K Tune Usy Kya Kaha Jo Wo Man Gaya,
Admi ! Main Kaha K Khan Ap Kahan Jaoge?To Pathan Ne Kaha K Dubai,To Maine Kaha K Dubai Ki Seet Agli H Ye Lahor Ki Seet H.

Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love".

So One Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text

''Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother, Plz Take Care LOL" :D

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!


Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan : Cartoon Network

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola:
May I Come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya K Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chalay To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan Kam Ho Jayega.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki: Wazan To Kam Ho Gayi Magar 1 Problm Ho Gayee.

Dr: Wat Problm.

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar Se 1100km Door Pohanch Gya Ho

Pathan Ki Tang Me Gehra Cut Lag Gya
Nurse: Is Me 10 Tankey Lage'nge

Pathan : Ktna Kharcha Hoga?

Nurse:3000

Pathan:tanka Lgwana Hy

Karhai Nhi Karwani

A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students,

Last Bench Students:

We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR,


Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD ......"

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua?

Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai
"Try Again"

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?


Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.

Sardar ki baiti usky driver ke sath bhaag gayi
Logon ne pocha: Sardar Hun ki karogy?
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Sardar: Karna ki ae, hun gaddi aap chalawanga

Sardar ke 10 bachon mai 1 alag dikhta tha
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 Jab Us ki Biwi marny wali thi tu sardar ne Pocha: Ab tu bata do Yai kis ka hai?
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 Biwi: Sirf Yahi apka hai

Sardar: Ghar mai maira hukam mana jata hai. Mai kahta Garam pani le awo, tu usi Time le aty hain
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Friend: Garam Pani kion?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se bartan achy dulthay hain

Sardar to Doctor: Jab mai sota hon mairy khwab mai Bandar football khailty hain
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Doctor: Eat this medicine before you sleep
Sardar: Kal se Khawonga, aaj unka final hai

Sardar ky duno kaan jal gaye thay

Doctor: Sardar Ji Apky kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: O jee, mai kapray Estri ka raha tha, ke ki Call agayi, mai jaldi mai Phone ki Jagah Estri Kaan ko laga li
Doctor: Dosra kaan kaisy jal gia?
Sardar: Phir Ambulance ko bhi call karni thi na!

A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of a Mirror
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Why????
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Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study

Pathan: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr lati bhi na tootay
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Sardar: Jootay se mar do

Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion mar rahay hain?
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Admi: Goal karny ke lie
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Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol karengay?

A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
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Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
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Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

Teacher: Sardar Ki 5 Biwian 20 Bache , Pathan Ki 1 BV 9 Bache ,To Bataoo In Dono Me Kon Acha?

Boota : Score to sardar Ka Ziada Hai Per Pathan Ki Average Achi Hai ....