Pathan: tumhara ammi ka khansi kaisa hai
Dost : khansi to ruk gai hai lekin sans atak atak kar ati hai
Pathan : koi baat nhi Allah kare ga wo b ruk jaey ga.

Pathan ne general knowledge ka paper banaya
Sub bachay FAIL”

Q.1 CHINA kis mulk ka nam hai?
Q.2 14 August kis Date ko ata hai?
Q.3 Green Rang kis colour ka hota hai?
Q.4 Timater ko urdu me kiya Boltay hain?
Q.5 Quaid-e-Azam ki qabar Me kon Dafan hai?

Sardar: I havent slept all night in the train



Friend: Why?

Sardar: Got upper berth

Friend: Why didnt you exchange with the man in the lower berth

Sardar: because there was no one in the lower berth.So could't request.

Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chori Ki,
Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha Li.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata hai

Sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

1 Sardar Party mai khana kha raha tha
Plate par Tissue Paper daikh kar socha ke shayed yai bhi koi khanay ki cheez hai
Jab wo khane laga tu………….
2nd Sardar: O na khayien, Pikka e!

Sardar: Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga
Dost: kion??
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Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le kea raha hai

A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of a Mirror
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Why????
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Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study

Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
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Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you" ke msgs arahe hain !
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Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !

Sardar ki baiti usky driver ke sath bhaag gayi
Logon ne pocha: Sardar Hun ki karogy?
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Sardar: Karna ki ae, hun gaddi aap chalawanga

Pathan

Ne Galti Se Ksi Ko 100 Ka Balance Bhej Dia.



Phir Usy Call Ki:

O Yara Hmara 100 Rupy Wapis Kro



Babloo: Hmare Pass To 80 Aya Hai



Pathan
: Ruko Hum 20 or Bhejta Hai.

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .

1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,
train kya cheez hai?

Teacher:
Zmeen aur chand ka
apas main kia rishta hai?

Pathan:
bhai behan ka
Techer:
Wo kaisay?

Pathan:
Q k log chand ko mamu
Aur zameen ko maa kehtay hain.

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

Pathan Ke Pechy Churail Lag Gai...

Pathan Gabhra Kar Bhaga...


Churail* Bhi Us Ke Pechy Bhagi...

Pathan Bhagty Hue Duaain Yaad Karne Laga.

Dar Ki Waja Se Jab Koi Dua Yaad Na i To Wo Oonchi Aawaz Mein Bola....


"Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban Ke Tamnna Meri,

Zindgi aj khatam gul khan teri.. !"

A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Girls Pura din ghar me Bartan Manjati aur kapde sukhati hongi..
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Aur jab raat ko msg.. Karke pucho ke..
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Pura din kaha thi.. ??
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To reply aata hai...
'Kuch nhi ,was just hanging out wid frnds'..

sardar shampo balon per lagane k bad apne kandhon per b laga raha tha

biwi : kandhon per kio laga rahe ho ?

sardar : yeh koi amm shampoo nahi hia Head & Shoulder hai jahil aurat

Barbaaad karne Ke aur Bhi Tareeke The duniya me..
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Jaane kyun Mark Zuckerberg Ko FACEBOOk Ka khayal Hi Aaya
(‘,’)
<()>Khud To Kar Li Shadi..
_||_
Aur Hume Yahan LIKE LIKE Khelne Pe Laga Gaya

Gf and Bf chatting on facebook:

Girl: Please dont go i have to talk to you little more

Boy: No i have to go

Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeee

Boy: No, my mom said if i wont go she will come downstairs and bash my head on keyboardfjaslkjk lsg adjgvvkasf vhfdsfhads;hfsdjhf sjk hfjsdfakj

pathan: i love you

lrki (gussy sy): meri joti ka size dekha hy..??

pathan: wah g wah .. setting hoi nai te farmayeshaan pehly shuro ..

sardar kafi der sy ek lrki ko ghoor raha tha.

tang aa kr lrki ne hath sy LANAT ka ishara kia

sardar dosto sy: lo g, 5 bjy da time fix ho gia ...

1 sardar soup p raha tha

boy: sardar g, soup vich makhi aey.

sardar: fir ki ho gia, dil wada hona chahida, makhi ne kina p lena ..

FACEBOOK. Status

Boy-hello friends kon-kon online
hai Let's chat..
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After 30 min- ............... + - -
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After 1 hr- ............... + - -...... .
After 2 hr- remove post..
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Girl- Hiii
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After 1 min-

1=hello ji.
2=hiiiii
3=hey .kaise ho dear.?
4=hi sweety
5= etne din kahaan the.?
6= hey you r very beautiful.
7= aap reply kiyo nhi krte.?
8= hello friend.aap kahaa se ho.?
9= please reply yaar.
10= hi friend.thanx for addng me
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After 5 min- 30 comments
65likes
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After 15 min- 96 comment 146
likes
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FINALY GIRL REPLY. . .
Thanx all. :-D

 Fitttay Muh

A Pathan teacher gives Dictation test to students,
Last bench students: We are not able to hear you, Sir!
Pathan: Ok I`ll write the words on the board.

A pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating, he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, `Khan Sahib, what are you doing?`
To this the pathan replies, `Can't you read? The board says, Wash Basin!`

Pathan went for an Interview.
After reaching the office door he said, `May I come in, Sir?`
Officer: Wait Please!
 Pathan: 80 Kg