Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza
ukhada aur kandhe
pe rakh k Bazar me gya... 1
Admi ne poucha:" santa,
Kya Drwaza Bechna
 hai.. ??

Pathan:" Nhi Tala
Khulwana
hai.. Chabhi gum ho
gye hai.








. Hanso mat Joke abhi
baki
hai..
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. Aadmi santa se:" Agar ghar
me chor ghus gaya
to.. ??

Pathan: "Abe tu ullu ka
pattha hai kya ?
Andar kaise jayega
darwaza to hamare
paas ha

pappu: train me ek seat par akela
leta tha

Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side
me ho
jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai..
pappu::"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya .

phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side me
ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai..
pappu::"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu

Pahalwan ne pappu: ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haan bol tu
kaun
hai..??

pappu:ji m Bimar hu...

Kanjoos pappu:"master G pant silne ke
kitne
Rs. Loge.. ??
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Master:"Rs.150/ -
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Kanjoos pappu:"kacchha silne ke
Kitne Rs. Loge.. ??
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Master:"Rs.50/-
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Kanjoos pappu:"kacchha sil do... lambai pairo taka rankhna..

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said
"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai".

SaRDAR ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kato salo, sb maroge!”

SARDAR: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

 PATHAN: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

Sardar sitting on the roadside:
 Pathan asks y r u wasting time?

 SardAR: I'm taking revenge?
 Pathan: How?

 SardAR: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.

Sardar On 60th Birthday:
 Patgan: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
 Sardar: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

1 Aadmi SardAr k Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

 Sardar Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)

Sardar Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
 Sardar: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
 2nd sardar: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :

Sardar to Pathan: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
 Pathan: Aur Bad News?
 Sardar: Woh ek SAPNA tha

Sardar k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
 Pathan: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
 Sardar: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai.

Pathan and Sardar in Examination Hall:
 Sardar: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?

 Pathan: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga Wo kisi Ques aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai"

Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.


Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

A lady asked Sardar: LIPTON di chah hai?
 Sardar replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too

Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai"

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!

Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly

Pathan and Sardar are discussing why Santa failed in Math miserably.

Pathan:-Maths main fail kyu hoya?
 Sardar:- Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
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Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?

Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,

Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.

Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,

"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!


Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !