Pathan Hakeem Sy
Mjhy Bimari Hy

Khany K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti

Sony K Bad Nend Nhi Ati

Kam Karo To Thak Jata Ho

Hakeem
Sari Rat Dhop Ma Betho Theek Ho Jao gay.

Sardar shadi k agly din bv ko mar raha tha
Logon ny pocha to bola:
Inay meri chaa wich taweez kol dita a
BV roty huye ghusy se:
O taweez nai c tea bag c…..

Pathan Bete K Sath Jangal Gaya,
Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya,
Pathan Ghusse Mein Apne Bete Ko Maarne Laga,
Or Bola: Hum To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hai Tum To Ghar Jao.

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi. ::

Pathan ne rukhsati ke waqt rote hue saali ko chup karate hue kaha ” o yara roti kyun hai, jesa tumara behan wesa hamara behan..

Pathan`s name depends on situation..

in JUNGLE
SHER KHAN
during walima
SHAADI KHAN
in Summer
SHARBAT KHAN
Born on friday
JUMA KHAN
In war
BANDOOQ KHAN
Born near river
DARYA KHAN
Near 0cean
SAMANDAR KHAN
in garden
GUL KHAN
in rain
BARAN KHAN
in BUS
SAFAR KHAN
have abnormal features
AJAB KHAN

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,

Urr ja.

but.,

makhi nahi urri.!
Sardar ne kha..,

“Sabit hua agar makhi k par torr dye jain to makhi sun nahi sakti…

Son 2 Sardar I want glasses, meri dur ki nazar kamzor hai
Sardar Took him out and asked,Woh kya hai?

Son:Suraj

Sardar:Khote da putar!Hor kinni door vekhna ee!

Sardar:Yar Larkion ko shadi k bad”BEGUM”
Q kehte hain?

Pathan:So simple shadi k bad larkion k saray gham larko ko mil jate hyn is liye wo BE-GHUM ho jati hyn.

A sardar was going on a road.
He saw a dog sitting under a car.
He pulled out the dog and
said…

“BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER” . . . .

Khan: Lrki phsani ati ha?

Sardar: Nhi!

Khan: bara asan ha, ik kagz ly, os ka jahaz bna, clas ma ura dy, techr pochy tu Lrki ka nam lga dy.. Phans gai Larki.

T.T to PATHAN in Train:`Ticket dikhao?
PATHAN:`Ha, Ha,ha ha Ye lo`
T.T: Ye to purani Ticket hai..
PATHAN:`To train kon se abhi Showroom se nikli hai. ::

SARDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khelata gya

1 Maah bad SARDAR ne TOTAY se pucha
“Mian Mithu Churi Khao ge”

TOTA:
 “Kyun Mirchain muk
Gayyan.”.

Sardarni writes a msg to Sardar:
“Tussi ghar kab aa rahe ho?
Msg kr k batao.”

Sardar writes to her:
“Nhi bata sakta sirf 1 msg ka balance hai.”

Pathan ka Interview tha,
Sawaal aya
k
English ma Translet karo..

Ma is Nokri k liye
bohat
Umeed se hoon..

Pathan:
I m really Pregnant
for
this Job….!!

A sardar had a child aftr 3months of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?
Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Srdar:3month
Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Srdar:3mnth
wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Srdar:3 mnth
Wife:total kitne hue
Sardar: oye 9 mnths
and start dancing BALLE BALLE

Q: 1 pathan ko sara din busy rakhne ka aasaan tareeqa kya hy..??

ANS: pathan ko 1 gool kmrey may ley ja kr bolo konay may ja kar beth jao

Teacher: radio aur akhbar
Mein kya faraq hai?

PATHAN: Akhbar main tandoor ki rotiyan daal sktey hain
Radio main nahi.

sardar ke ghar betha peida hua sardar ne use goud mai liya to us ne susu kardiya..sardar ne nurse se kaha ye wapis karke dusra do ye leak hai.

Sardaar ki BV bhaag gai.
3 din baad wapis aaye
Sardar ghusse se bola
“Hun ki lain aayi ain“

Sardarni:

“Mobile da charger bhul gai c”

Pathan ne pressure cookr khreeda.Dosry din wapis kr dia.shopkeeper`.kis liy wapas kr rhy ho?
Pathan:_ghar mn jawan betiyn hain aur yeh sala seetiyan marta hy.

A friend asked sardar:h0w was y0ur exam?
sardar:it was 0kay but i c0uldn`t answer past tense 0f think. I th0ught,th0ught,th0ught and finally i wr0te “THUNK”

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner
“What is Microsoft Excel?”

sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer:-P

1st Pathan:
O yara Bike q tez krdi.
2nd Pathan:
Break fail ho gya ha is se pehle accident ho jai jaldi se ghar phuch jate hen.
1st Pathan:
Good!
or tez,or tez!

Pathan apni unparh BV say:
Chal honeymoon per chaltay hain.

Wife: Nahi mujhe kapray dhonay hain tum meray bhai ko lay jao.

Pathan:O Yessss !!!

Sardar in FireBarged.

Lady called: Mere Ghr Main Aag Lag Gyi Hy.
Srdar: Pani Dalo.
Lady: Dala tha, Aag Nhi Bujhi.
Srdar:
Fir mojaan kro asi V te pani E sutna C.

Teacher:

10 fruits k naam btao…

Sardar:

1 amrood,

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1 Saib,

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Tey 8 Maltey

1PAthan k ghAr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?

Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h: