New Married couples of sardar and sardarni

Sardarni: hamari shadi ko 24 ghante ho chuke hain…

Sardar: aur aisa lagta hai jese kal ki baat ho.

Teacher:agr me tmhari mama hoti to tmhen bht pyar krti aur tmhari har baat manti.

Little Srdar:o bibi bs kr e dramay, menu pta ae tu meray abbay te akh rakhi hoi ae

1 Lady Train Se Utar K 1 Pathan Se Puchti He
Ye Konsa Station Hy

Pathan Ny
Socha

Socha

Socha

Socha

Aur

Socha
Phir Bola
Baji Ye Railway Station Hy.

Sardar: Dr.Sab. chashma lga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon ga na?
Dr: Haan, bilkul
Sardar: Phir theek hai. Warna un-parh ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.. !!!

Teacher asked pathan:

if u dial “51″ then what will happen?
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pathan: ” Police jeep will come, in Reverse Gear!

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

Sardar bath room gya,jub bahir aaya to Token wale ne Rs.13 mange.

Sardar:Kiun Lotay vich Pepsi pai si

A sardar in Karachi went to Bank for opening an Accoünt.
He took a Form and went to Islamabad.
Do Ü Know Why?
Bcoz in the Form he read:
“Write in Capital”

3 Men discussing Wives

1st
“My Wife is very COLD”

2nd
“Mine is very HOT”

3rd (Sardar G)
“I m confused, I think she is COLD, But people say she is HOT”.. !!!

1. Judge 2 Theif : Tmhe Chori Krte Waqt Zara B Apni Maa Behno Ka Khayal Nah Aya ?

    Theif Sardar : Aya Tha ! Magr Kya Karta Shop Main Sirf Gents Suits Hi Thay. 

Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to wo soye huay thay
Ek din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye huay tha
MORAL: Jesa Karogy wesa bharogy.

Sardar:
Jab Main Paida Huwa Tha Tou Military Waloon Ne 51 Topein Chalaiye Theen.

Pathan:
Kamal Hai!!
Sab ka Nishana Chook Gaya. ::

1 Ladki Bina Kiss diye Sardar Se Paise Le K Bhag gai
Sardar Ne Paper Me Add Diya
1 Larki Kad 5`3“ Rang Gora Name Geeta
Jise Mily Puppi le le
Payment ho gae hai

Sardar Doctor se: Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne?

Doctor: Haan jee! Daso kithay lanay ne?

Sardar: Meri jutti nuu.. !!!

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya …

Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi

Shadi Me Khana K wqt sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili
Sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
Sardar: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga.

1 Sardar dusre sardar se : “Dus zara duniya da mushkal tareen kum ki a” ?

Dusra Sardar : “Helmet pa k kuri di chummi laina..”

Sardar was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone.

Security Guard: Match is over,
Now Why r you stiLL here?

Sardar: I`m waiting 4 the HIGHLIGHTS.

Sardar ki MAA bemaar thi..!

Hospital le gaye to Dr. ne kaha: TEST honge..!

Sardar bola: Inki UMAR zyada hai,
TEST nahi
ONE DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo!

In båttle sardar was wearing mösquitò ñèt instead öf büllèt proof jacket.
why?

Sardar replied:“jay machar nai es wichön lang sakda tay fer goli ki hai”. ::

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column `Salary Expected`. After much thought he wrote : Yes.. !!!

A Sardar Giftd
A Card 2 hs Fdr
On hs Birthday
Vd a poetry
“PHOL Bohat hyn pr GHULAB Jasa Koi Nhi,
Mery BAAP Bohat hyn pr AAP Jaisa Koi Nai”

**Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya. guess karo kyun le kar gaya? aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya. **

Sardar To Doctor:

Ap ne Nurse Bohat Achi Rakhi Hai,

Uska Haath Lagte Hi Mein Theek Ho Gya.

Doctor:

Janta Hon

“Thappar ki Awaaz yahan tak aai Thi”..

Sardar g0es 2 gulab0`s h0me and kn0cks da d00r.

Gulabo: kon?

Sardar: main

Gulabo: main kon?

Sardar: lay das! Kamli
tu galabo hor kon..!

1 Lrki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya.
1 Din Lrki Sardar G Sy Boli “Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai”!
Sardar G Bole”Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nai Krty

Pathan k andar Jin chala Gya.,

3 Din baad Jin khud Aalim k Pas Gya Or Bola
“Aalim Sahab khuda k Lye Mujhy ßahir Ñikalo Me Naswaar ki ßoo Se Mar Jaunga”

1 Sardar aeroplan k Pilot Se Head Phone Cheen Raha Tha.
Pilot: Ye Kya Kar rahey ho?
Sardar: Maama, Ticket assi Kharideya tay Gaaney Tu Sunda peya wein..

1 sardar doosre se,

“Main aur meri girlfriend shadi kar rahe hain.”

Doosra sardar, “Wow, Shadi kab hai? ”

Sardar,”Meri 7 oct aur uski 13 nov ko

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi

SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon.`

Ek pathan ki tension:

mjhe samjh nahi ati log,mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay…..
mujhe tu 28wain roz kharish hona shuru ho jati hai.