Pathan to barber, "How much for a haircut?"
Barber: Rs. 50/-
Pathan: How much for a shave?
Barber: Rs. 25/-
Pathan: Good. Shave my head.

A Pathan was dancing while holding the 'brake' of his bicycle.
Sindhi: What the heck are you doing?
Pathan: Can't you see, I am doing BRAKE DANCE!

Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from him?
Pathan: No sir, he only gave it to me.
Judge: When did he give it you?
Pathan: When I showed him the knife.

Pathan apnay Nikah kay bad Qazi say mushwra letay hue

P= Mujhay koe aesi salah do k meri Dulhan heran reh jae!

Q= Ghonghat uthatay hie osko TALAQ de do…

Q: 1 pathan ko sara din busy rakhne ka aasaan tareeqa kya hy..??

ANS: pathan ko 1 gool kamrey may ley ja kr bolo konay may ja kar beth jao 

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hai

Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Se Jakre Rakhti Hai?

Sardar G:

“NALLA”:-)

Sardar declares: .. . . I will never marry in my life and. . . .. . .

I`ll give same advice to my children also. .

Sardar jee open his tiffin on the road.

Why???????
Socho socho jaldi socho

he wants to check
“k mein office jaa raha hoon ya ghar jaa raha hoon…

Girl:
Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye

Sardar:
Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo…..!

1 PATHAN 2sare
Se
Yaar 1 Naye Surf
Se Shirt Dhoi To
Wo Choti
Hogayee,
Ab Kiya Karun. ?

2nd PATHAN:- “Usi Surf Se Naha Le
Puri Aajayegi*

Teacher:oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

2 Khusre Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.

Ek bola Main To 1100 Lunga.

Dusra Bola 2100 Lunga.

Piche Se Sardar Bola Abey 2300 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai. 

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.

Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,

Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??

Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.

Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.

Wakeel: Phir?

Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!

Ek Pathan ki Chatri Main Hole Tha,, Kisi ne Pucha...Umbrella Main Hole Q?

 Pathan Bola: Oye Barish Ruk Jaye Gi To Pata Kaise Chale Ga.

Sardar:kal mery abu kunwy me gir gay thy aur chela rahy thy.bacho bacho
Sardar ka dost: ab wo kisy ha
Sardar:thek hi hun ga kal se aawaz to nai ai

A Sardar Giftd
A Card 2 hs Fdr
On hs Birthday
Vd a poetry
“PHOL Bohat hyn pr GHULAB Jasa Koi Nhi,
Mery BAAP Bohat hyn pr AAP Jaisa Koi Nai”

sardar ji ko machar kaatay ja rahy thay. nend haram ker di. sardar ji gussay se zahar pi ker bola ab kato salo sab marogay.

Sardar English k Paper me fail ho gya, due to this Translations

1:-Main Aam Admi hun
I am a Mango man

2:Mujhay English Aati hai
English comes to me

3:MeraTaluq Haripur Hazara se he
I belong to Green Pur Thousanda

4:Sarak pe golyan chal Rahi hain
Tablet

Pathan: Aik kilo bhens ka doodh dey do.

Doodh wala: Tumhara bartan chota hai.

Pathan: Oh shit yara.
acha chalo bakri ka dey do.. ..

Pathan:. Dr Sahb 2 Sal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar hwa Tha.

Dr:To Ab Kya Hua?

Pathan: yhan se gzar rha tha socha poch loon k ap ne Nahane ko Mana Kia Tha` ab Naha Loon?

Sardar 2 sardarni Coca cola peete huay
Sardar:janu tumaray kan mein kuch kahoon?

Sardarni: (sharmate hue) kaho je!

Sardar: Brrrrrrrrrr…….

Sardarni to Sardar: Public ne AapKo kyun Mara?

Sardar: Jeweller ki Dukan thi. Maine pathan Salesgirl sey itna puchha k, AAJ TUMARE SONE KA rate KYA HAI.. !!!

1 Sardar Exams mein apne friend ki copy kar raha tha,

Examiner ne pakar lia aur usey utha k kahin aur bitha dia..

Sardar writes at the end of incomplete question,
Baqqia hissa Roll no 22420 k paper per mulahiza farmayen..

1 Lrki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya.
1 Din Lrki Sardar G Sy Boli “Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai”!
Sardar G Bole”Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nai Krty

1 pathan pani pe rah tha..
.

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.
.
.
Ab kya pathan pani bhi nai pee sakta????

Iss main bhi joke chaihay tumhe??

Sardar 2 Parito:1 bar I LOVE U keh de

Prito:Nhi mjy sharm ati hai

Sardar:1 bar keh de na

prito:Nhi nehi nehi

sardar:daikh le meri BaHEN nhe?

Boss:
Ek acha mirror leke aao jisme mujhe mera face dikayi de

Pathan
boss nhi mila me sab dukan me gaya par sab me mera hi face dikhai diya. ::

1 pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof: se aisa sawal pucha jise sun k wo pagal ho gaya. Hehe o g o pathana.

Sawal Tha.
.

.

NASWAR ka chemical formula kia he hahahaha.

Sardar: aaj mainay paani ko bewakoof banaya.

2nd sardar: wo kaisay.

sardar: mainay nahanay ke liye paani garam kiya aur thanday paani se naha lia.

Ek Gadhe ne pthan ko lat mari

Pathan uske piche bhaga
Use raste me ZEBRA mila

Pathan zebra ko lat marte hue bola

“Sale Night-Dress pahen k ullu bnata ha.

1. Wife:

   ” Sardar g tuwadey dost da intekal ho gya hy, tussi gae kyun nahi?? ”

   
   

   Sardar:

   ” Kaminay ne menu bulaya hi nahi….

1 admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha: khan sahab tm q udas hy? Pathan:aaj hm ko N.W.F.P ka mutlab pta chal gya.
Admi:wo kia? Udas pathan: “NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?

Sardar: yaar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon! aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo.

SARDAR: Mis hamary ghar munna anay wala hai

Miss: tumhen kese pata?

SARDAR: jab phichli bar ammi hospital me admit thin to munni aai thi ab abbu admit hain.