Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.

pathan: OK..OK.

But What About The Remaining 900?

1 Pathan apni Jaib me pathar daal k ghom raha tha:

Kisi ne pocha: Aisa q kr rhe ho?

Pathan: Is dunya me usi ki qadar hoti hy, jiski Jaib bhari hoti hai.

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

Pathan: Yaar KFC kab CLOSE hoat hai?

 Sardar: KFC is open 24 hours.

Pathan: Purana time ya Neya time??

Pathan ne class main 1st position li:


Teacher ne pucha: Parh likha kar kya banna chahtay ho?





Pathan: Bank ka Chowkidaar.

Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?


Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

Pathan's Friend: What is call girl?

Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.

Pathan ki Shairi....


Jeena Hamaara Dushwaar Hogaya Hai!


Wah Wah

Jeena Hamaara Dushwaar Hogaya Hai!



Cigrette se bhi mehenga Naswaar hogaya hai.

Pathan: Hamara B.V Humko chhor kar chala gaya...

Friend: Tum us per Zulm karta hoga...

Pathan: O Nahi Yara!!! Qasam Khuda Ka.... Saga Behan ki Tarha Rakha Tha.

1 Pathan Chhilkay Sameet Kella Kha Raha Tha:

Kisi ne Usko Toka... Isko Chheel to Lo..

Pathan: Cheelnay ki Kya Zaroorat Hai. Humko Maloom Hai, Iske Andar Kaila Hai.

Pathan started a new Business:

"Ghar beith kar Bazar-eiya khato kitabat SWIMMING seekhiye.

E-mail aur sms k Zareye sekhne ki bhi
saholat majud hai"​

Ek Pathan 2 Meter Lambay Pipe se Hukka Pee Raha tha.

Ek Aadmi ne pucha: Itne lamby pipe se q pe rahy ho?



Pathan: Dr.Sahab ne Tambaku se door rehne ko kaha hai.​

Khocha Khan apna mobile Qabristan main dafna raha tha:

Major Rohail: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

Khocha Khan: Yaar dukan wale ne kaha hai k Mobile "DEAD" ho gaya hai.

Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?




2nd Pathan: Ha ha ha ha!
Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main
Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga...

Gahak: Kamal hai 1 Ghanta Pehle Tum is
BAKRI K 1000 Rupye Mang rahe he Ab Q 1100
Mang rahe ho?


Pathan: Ye Abhi mere 100 Rupey Kha Gai Hai.

Ek Pathan har roz 2 kilo jalabia la jata tha.
Aik din halwai na poocha.

Ye Jalabia kiu la jata ho

Pathan: Hum ya dakna chata hai ka in Tubes main Sheera Kaisa Jata Hai.

Pathan Kon Banega Crorepati Main:

Q: What is you Father Name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan

Pathan: Life Line 50/50
A. Dilawar
C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: My Last Life line Phone a Friend.

Kisko Call Karengy?

Pathan: Apny Baap Dilawar Ko

Pathan ki wife:


"Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy


jisko kha k aap khushi sy pagal ho jao gy."



Pathan:



"BEGUM aisa kia pakaya hy?"




 Wife: "NASWAR k KOfteY"

Pathan to his wife: Beghum
Munnay Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.




Wife:Haey Rabba!
Jaldi doctor ko bulao.















Pathan:Tu Tension Na Lay,Mene
Munnay Ko MORTEIN Pila Di hai.

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!


Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.

biwi: aap boht moty hoty ja rahy hain
pathan: tum bhi moti hoti ja rahi ho
biwi: Mai tu Maa banny wali hun
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pathan: Mai bhi tu baap banny wala hun

Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lougar Bill Aa gya hai.


Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.

Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
Aur DUE date kya hai?

Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:


Jab Bahir Aaya to Tokan Walay ne 12 Rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi thi kia?

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

Once a Pathan was Asked:

"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"

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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana.

Ek Pathan Bandooq Le Kar Machchli Ka Shikaar Karny Jungle Main Gaya.

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Jao Rey Tum Bhi Pathan Nikla,
Joke To Uppar He Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.