1st Sardar: Mujhy shadi me BMW mili hai 

2nd Sardar: magar tumhary paas to koi car nahi hai....

1st sardar: Abay bewakoof

 ..... BMW matlub " Buhat Mooti Wife "

Khan Dukan se Baraf Lene Gaya...Baraf Se Dhuwan Niklta Dekh kr Bola...

Wah Yara,Sb ko Thandi Deta Hai or Hum ko Garam Deta hai

Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja Hunda Ce Me Minar-e-Pakistan to Dig Gya Ce



2ndSardar:Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?



Sardar:Menu ki pata Me te Chota Jya Hunda c.

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

PROFESSOR:Akal badi yah bhais?

Sardar: Pehlay dono k date of birth bata mamu.

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge? 


Student SARDAR : Us rassi ko kahenge  “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

Teacher: Aesi jaga ka naam batao, jis ko banaya to aadmi ne hai par wo wahan ja nahi sakta?

Student SARDAR(bohot dair sochne ke baad): Ladies Toilet

Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?

Student Sardar : Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.

..

Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi: Dear Sir, Meri biwi (Wife) beemar hai, mai us ka iklota shohar (Husband) hun, ghar mai kaam karne ke liye koi dosra nokar nahi hai. Mujhe 1din ki chutti inayat kar dejiye.

.. Sardar Aur Bank

Ek Sardar nai Bank sai loan lai kar car li lekin loan wapis na kar saka. Bank wale car le gaye. Sardar bola: Mujhe pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan le kar hi karta.

.. Sardar Aur Pant (Trouser)  Ek baar ek Sardar ki pant phat gai, Tailor se silwa kar bill poocha, Tailor: 250 Rs. Sardar: Yeh lo 500Rs. Tailor: 500 kiyu? Sardar: Bill sun kar dobara phat gai!!

.. Sardar Aur Beta

Sardar (Beta Se): Agar tum es baar bhi exams mai fail ho gaye to mujhe apna baap mat kehna. Result wale din Sardar: Kiya hua? Beta: Bas "Sardar ji" kuch naa pucho

Sardar apne tota SE :Mitthu,

Jalebi khyega

TOTA : Bagairta Khud Kha le.

Phle Mirchi khila-khila k

Bawaaseer karwa di ab Sugar

bhi krwyega kya

Eik sardar bathroom main betha tha

Samnay likha tha k pani ka zyada say zayda

istimaal karain wo bethay bethay 3

lotay pani pee gya..:P:P

Zindagi main agar kuch hasil karna hai

tu hamesha apnay dimag ki sono

Aur agar dimag say koi jab na aye tu

Dil ki sono wahan say b koi jawab na aye tu

Ankhain band kar k soacho k kahin main

SADRAR tu nahi..???

Sardar to Hotel Manager :

It is written that you provide

free wife in the room..

I need one….

Manager: Sir, It’s not free wife It’s free Wi-fi

Sardarni: kurri jawan ho gai A,

koi changa jeya munda wekho 26 saal da howay.

Sardar: jay 26 saal da

na milay te 13,13 de 2 le awan?

1st Srdar:

Yar Suraj Rat nu Kyun nahi Nikalda?

2nd Srdar:

ki pta pa g,

Ho sakda ay nikalda hovay

Eny nyrry wich kera pata chalda a.

1 sardar Paon mein rasi bandh rha tha

1 shakhs ne pocha>

kia kar rahe ho?

Sardar

khud-kushi

ADMI

lekin khud-kushi to gale

mein rasi bandh kar hoti hey

Sardar

pahley galay vich e paai c

mera tay saaa hi band hon lggya c

1 Sardar k mozay Se itni badbo Aati K Jahan

jata Log Bhag jate Uski Bv ne New mozay Lakr Deye or

kaha k mare bhai ki shadi ka Function hy

New mozay pehan kr ana.

Sardar jb Gaya to Log bhag Gye.

B.v (Ghuse se) New mozay Nhi Pehan k aye?

Sardar Mjhe pta Tha tu Yaqin Ni kregi

is Lye Purane sath Laya hon..:p:p

Dr: Sardar g Accident kese hua apka?

Sardar: O yr main morr kattan lga c.

Dr:To kya aagy gaari aa gai?

Sardar: Ni G Agge MORR e nai c.

1 sardar apne bimaar bhai ko maar raha tha.

1 aadmi ne pucha:

Tum ise Q maar rahe ho?

Sardar:

Doctor ne keya c

Ennu goli kutt k deni ay..

Eik pathan cinema hall main cold drink

ki bottle lay kar betha tha

wo kabhi 10 mint k baad mouh lagata

aur kabhi 15 mint k baad,

us k pass bethay sardar ko bohat gusa ayya

us ne pathan say bottle uthai

aur pori eik ghont main pii gya aur bola

Aisay pee jati hai cold drink

Pathan bola: Bhai main tu iss main

Naswar thook raha tha..,

1 Pathan K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola: 

Janab Light Band Kr Do 

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir? 

Pathan: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me 

1 Naya Gali Aya Hai 

Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

1 Sardar jungle say guzar raha tha

k uss nay dekha k eik sanp darakht pa

latka hua tha

Sardar: NIDO v piya kar 

khali lamkan nal Qad lamba nai honda..

Pathan: 

Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha 

Dost: 

Wo kaisay ?

Pathan: 

Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha

Aur hamare jurwa bache hue.

2nd frend: Meri begum ne Novel '3 jugnoo' parha

Aur ek waqt mai 3 bacho ko janam diya

Ye sab sun kar Pathan apne ghar bhaga

Dosto ne pocha kahan ja rahe ho wo bola:

Apni begum ko rokne wo 'Ali baba 40 chor' Parh rahi hai.

Pathan Road Se Jaati Hui Larki Ko Ghoor K Dekh Raha Tha.

Larki Ne Usay Lanat Di...

Pathan Apne Dost Se Bola:

Pooch Rahi Hai, Kisne Kaha Tha Pepse Per Rs.5 Kam Kardo. 

1 Pathan Dr. Kay Ghar Raat 2 Bjaay Phone Aaya.

"Aap So To Nahi Rahy?"

Pathan Dr. Ne Ghussay Main Kaha:

"kaminey

Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty." :-)

Hum To Udti Chidya K Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain,

Pathan:

Is Me Mushkil He Kiya Hai

2 He To

Hote Hain. :-)

1 Sardar Bank main 1000

ka note jama karwany gya

Cashier: Sardar g ya note tu nakli hai

Sardar: te tenu koi takleef hai

meray account vichh janay hai k tery??

Eik sadar ji khali plate main

roti dubo dubo kar kha rahay thay

.

.

Waiter nay dekha tu poacha:

Ya app kiya kar rahay hain??

.

.

Sardar: main mathematician hun,

main nay daal suppose ki hui hai..:

Doctor: Kiya app hikalatay hain??

Sardar: nahi siruf

bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo

bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo

Boltay waqat

Doctor: lakh di lanat :P