Admi Apny Pathan Dost Sy:
Tm Meri Shadi Pr Hawai Firing Karo Gy?
Pathan: Lala Hawai Firing Tou Sb Krta Ha,
Tm Tou Hmara Jaan Ha…
Hm Tmhara Shadi Pr Khud Kush Dhamaka Karega… 
Sachi Yaari Sb Py Bhari

Pathan: Hm Ny Billi K Samny 2 Choohy Rakhy,
Usny 1 Khaya 1 Nhi Khaya…

Batao Q?
Sardar: Doosra Chooha Plastic Ka Hoga…

Pathan: Nahi,
Doosra Hamari Naak Ka Tha… 

Aik Din Pathan Ka Radio Kharab Ho Gaya…
Ghareeb Tha, Machenic Say Teek Nahi Karwa Saka…

Jab Us Nay Radio KhOla Tou Us Main ChoOha Mara Para Tha…
Pathan Bohot Preshan Hoa Our Kehnay Laga,
Singer Tou Mara Para Ha…

Pathan Ko Girlfriend Maar Rahi Thi…
Kisine Poocha Q Maar Rahi Ho ? …
Girlfriend. Ye Kamina Mujhy Ghar Ly Gya,
Sb Darwazy Khirkian Band Krdiye,
Parde Gira Diye Light Off Kr K Pas Aya
Our Bola Dekho Hamara MOBILE Main Torch B Jalta Ha…

Students Raat Ko Q Parhte Hain?
Pathan: Q K Din Main Tou Dhoop Parhti Ha.
(“,)
<))>
./ ) Oh My GOD Gull Khan You Are So Genius.

1 Pathan Wazir Banny K Baad Hospital K Visit Pe Chala Gaya.
Wahan 2 Mareezon Ko Oxygen Lagi Hui Thi,
Aur 1 Ko Nahi Lagi Thi.
Pathan Nay Doctor Say Poocha:
2 Mareezon Ko “CNG” Lagi Ha Aur 3sre Ko Q Nahi?
Doctor Nay Drip Ki Taraf Esha’ra Kia Aur Bola:
Ye Mareez “PETROL” Pay Chal Raha Ha.

Pathan Sey Kisi Ny Poocha: Khan Sab,
Loug Pathano Py Itny Sms Q Banaty Hain ?

Khan Sab Muskura K Bola: Ye Wo Loug Hain,
Jo Bachpan Ka Ghussa Ab Utaar Rahay Hain.

1 Sardar Or 1 Pathan Chocolate Store Main Gaye.
Sardar Nay 5 Choclate Chori Kar K Jaib Main Rakh Li Or Bahar A Gaya.
Or Pathan Say Bola: Tumnay Hath Ki Safai dekhi?
Pathan: Ye Tou Kuch Bhi Nahi Ao Dukan Main Tumko Jadu Dikhaonga.
Pathan Dukandar Say: Jadu Dekho Gay?
Dukndar: Dikhao.
Pathan Nay 1 Choclate Li Or Kha Gaya Phir 2sri, 3sri Puri 5 Kha Gaya.
Dukndar: Abay Jadu Kaha Ha.
Pathan: Ab Hamara Dost Ki Jaib Ki Talashi Lo,
Waha Say Niklay Gi Sari Chocolates.
Jeo Pathan: P

Judge: Tum Tesri Bar Adalat Main Aa Rahay H0,
Tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati?
Pathan: Hahahahaha…,
Tum T0u R0z Aatay H0,
Tum K0 T0u D00b K Mar Jana Chahiye.

Teacher: Pani Ka FOrmula BataO?
Pathan: H2MgCiNaChNO3O2
Teacher: Stupid, Ye Kia Ha?
Pathan: Sir, Ye Selaab Ka Pani Hai

Pathan Ki Modren Biwi Nay Pathan Ko

Office Jatay Waqt Pyar Say Kaha:

“See You In The Evening”

Pathan: May Bhi Tujhay Dekh LoOnga Kameeni

Dhamki Apnay Baap Ko Day Ja K.

Pathan Nay Live Radio Station Call Ki:
Hello Ye Radio Station Ha?

RJ: Ha

Khan: Meri Awaz Pura Shehar Sun Raha Ha?

RJ: G

Khan: Ghar Main Meri Behan Radio Sun Rahi Ha Wo Bhi?

RJ Ghusay Say: Haan Han

Khan: Hello Gulbano Meri Awaz Sun Rahi Ho Tou Motor Chala Do.

Main Chat Waly Bathroom Main Hun Aur Pani Khatm Hogaya Ha.

Pathan Bohat Dair Say Apni Haseen Mangetar Ko Dekh Raha Tha

Mangetar Sharma BOli,

Kiya Dekh Rahay Ho?

Pathan: Hum Soch Raha Tha K Agar Tum

Hamara Ami Hota Tou Hum Bhi Khubsurat Hota. 

Khan Shab Bus Stop Pay: Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazar Konsi Bus Jae Gi?

Aadmi: 121 No.

4 Ghantay Bad Wo Admi Wapis Aya To Dekha Khan Sahab Udhr Hi Tha.

Admi Bola: Kio Khan Sahab Abhi Tak Gy Nahi.

Khan Sab Han Yara 118 Bussain Guzr Gye Ha,

Bs 2 Or Guzr Jain To 121 Py Beth K Hum Chala Jae Ga. 

DoctOr To Pathan:

App ka aik gurda Fail ho gaya ha.

Pathan pehlay tou bohot ROya
Phir AansoO pOnchtay hoye poOcha,

Kitnay NumberO Say?

Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya.
Doctor k paas gaya,
Logo ki mojoodgi main kuch yu haal batanay laga.
.
Doctor sahab subah say network kharab ha,
Miss cal pay miss cal arahi ha.
.
Out going bilkul free ha,
Tarha tarha ki ring tones baj rahi ha,
Pait main balance bilkul nahi rehta,
Jitna load karo sab khatam.
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Doctor: Ye dawai lelo,
Subha tak sim block ho jaye gi.. 

Ek admi kharay kharay chabi say apna kaan khuja raha tha.
Ek Pathan ghor say dekhtay hoye,
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Ager app start nahi ho rahay tou dhakka laga doon?

Pathan race dekhte hoay bola:

Inaam kis ko mile ga

Friend: sub se agey waley ko.

Pathan to peechey waley kyun bhag rahe hain. :

Pathan nay apna result dhekha.
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Kiyaaaaaaaaaaa?
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Hum fail ho gaya, Wo b english main?
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Dispossible

Pathan 2 Boss: Sir Aj Humara Mood Acha Nhi Ha,
Hm Aj Office Nhi Aaye Ga.
Boss: Jb Mera Mood Off Hota Ha Tou Main Apni Biwi Ko Dekhta Hu,
Jis Say Mera Mood Theek Ho Jata Ha,
Tm Bhi Aesa Hi Kro.
2 Ghanty Baad Pathan:
Boss Humara Mood Ab Acha Ha,
Ap Ka Biwi Tou Waqae Kamal Ka Ha…

Sardar Ka Abba Mar Gaya
1 Sardar Bola: Abba Meno V Ly Janda…
Phir 2 – 4 Our Bolay: Abba Sano V Ly Janda…
Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Kanjro,
Aabbay Nu Ja K Set Ty Ho Lain Deo.

Pathan Ko MQM Ki Tarf Sy Message Aya:
Kia Ap ALTAF Hussain K Sath Hain?
Pathan Ny Reply Kya:
Nahi Hm Ghar Par Ha,
Ammi K Saath Mattar Chilwa Raha Ha .:D

Reporter Pathan Say: Platform Par Kharay Sab Pathan Kesy Mar Gaye?
Pathan: 1 Elaan Hoa K Train Platform Par Aa Rahi Ha.
Sb Ny Jaan Bachany K Liye Patri Par Chalang Lga Di. 
Reporter: Phir Aap Kesy Bach Gaye?
Pathan:Main Khudkushi K Liye Patri Par Laita Hua Tha,
Ye Elaan Sun Kar Main Platform Par Ja K Lait Gaya. 

Pathan India Gaya Our Pakra Gaya…
Indian Police: Tum Kon Ho?
Pathan: Main Hindu Hu…
Police: 5 Bhagwano K Naam Batao?
Pathan: Yasso, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli …

Pathan: Mujhay Dog Food Chahiye…
Sales Girl: Kya Aap K Paas Kutta Ha?
Pathan: Han Ghar Main Ha…
Sales Girl: Sorry Store Policy Ha K Sabut Dekh Kr Items Sale Karo…

NEXT DAY
Pathan: Mujhay Cat Food Lena Ha…
Girl: Sorry Sir Pehlay Cat La K Dikhaiye….
3 Din Baad Pathan 1 Bag Lay K Store Aaya Our Bola:
Bag Main Hath Daal K Subut Dekh Lo…
Sales Girl Hath Daal K Boli: Koi Garam, Geli Our Mulaim Cheez Ha,
Kya Ha Ye?
Pathan: Menay POTI Ki Ha TOILET PAPER Lenay K Lye Aaya Hu Sabut K Saath…

Pathan: 3 Sal Say Hamara Bacha Nhi Hoa…
Doctor: Ye Tou Bari Preshani Ki Bat Ha Khan Sahab,
Ap Apni Begam Sahiba Ko Andar Bulao…
Pathan: Oo Arshad Khana,
Dil Ta Rasha…

Pathan Nay Poorani Motrcycle Ko
10,10 K Noto Say Sajaya Hova Tha…

Aik Aadmi Nay Poocha K Ye Kia Ha?
Pathan: Hum Ko Mistri Nay Bola K Is Pay Pesa Lagao,
Theek Ho Jaye Gi …

Ek Pathan Rat Main Bahir Jaraha Tha,
Samnay Gobar Para Tha..
Usnay Us Main Ungli Dal Kar Mun Main Test Kya,
Our Bola: Ohhhh Yes,
Te Tou Gobar Ha..
Shukr Ha Humara Paon Nahi Para..

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di: 

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!" 

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai? 

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai. 

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi? 

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay? 

Pathan : (4) 

Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao

Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha. Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai