Teacher: Physics ki tareef sunao.

Sardar: Puri tareef nahi ati,

Akhir say thori se ati ha.

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Teacher: Acha chalo sunao.

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Sardar: Our Iss ko physics kehtay hai

1 Sardar ki tang neelo ho gaye.

Hakeem: Zeher phail gaya ha katni paray gi.

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3 Din baad dosri tang b neeli ho gaye.

Hakeem: Ye bhi katni apray gi,

Zeher kafi phail gaya ha.

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Dono kaat k ptastic ki tangain laga di gaye.

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10 Din baad plastic ki tangain b neeli ho gaye.

Hakeem: Ab samjh aii,

Tumahri dhoti ka rang utarta ha,

Preshani ki koi baat nahi. 

Sardar: Mainay Tou Apni Beti Ki Shadi

Sirf 1500 Rupay Main Karwai.

DOst: Wo Kaisay?

Sardar: Beti Ko 1500 Ka MObile Lay K Diya,

Bus Fer Nus Gaye Kisay Naal.

1st Sardar: Yaar Ye Doctor Parchi Pay Aesa Kia Liktha Hai,

Jo Sirf Medical Store Wala Hi Samjta Hai?

2nd Sardar: O Likhda Ay “Main Vee Lut Liya Tu Vee Lut Lay…

Teacher: Pani Ka FOrmula BataO?

Pathan: H2MgCiNaChNO3O2

Teacher: Stupid, Ye Kia Ha?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Selaab Ka Pani Hai

Pathan Ki Modren Biwi Nay Pathan Ko

Office Jatay Waqt Pyar Say Kaha:

“See You In The Evening”

Pathan: May Bhi Tujhay Dekh LoOnga Kameeni

Dhamki Apnay Baap Ko Day Ja K. 

Pathan Nay Live Radio Station Call Ki:

Hello Ye Radio Station Ha?

RJ: Ha

Khan: Meri Awaz Pura Shehar Sun Raha Ha?

RJ: G

Khan: Ghar Main Meri Behan Radio Sun Rahi Ha Wo Bhi?

RJ Ghusay Say: Haan Han

Khan: Hello Gulbano Meri Awaz Sun Rahi Ho Tou Motor Chala Do.

Main Chat Waly Bathroom Main Hun Aur Pani Khatm Hogaya Ha.

Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya.

Doctor k paas gaya,

Logo ki mojoodgi main kuch yu haal batanay laga.

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Doctor sahab subah say network kharab ha,

Miss cal pay miss cal arahi ha.

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Out going bilkul free ha,

Tarha tarha ki ring tones baj rahi ha,

Pait main balance bilkul nahi rehta,

Jitna load karo sab khatam.

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Doctor: Ye dawai lelo,

Subha tak sim block ho jaye gi.. 

Ek admi kharay kharay chabi say apna kaan khuja raha tha.

Ek Pathan ghor say dekhtay hoye,

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Ager app start nahi ho rahay tou dhakka laga doon?

Pathan race dekhte hoay bola:

Inaam kis ko mile ga

Friend: sub se agey waley ko.

Pathan to peechey waley kyun bhag rahe hain. :p

Pathan nay apna result dhekha.

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Kiyaaaaaaaaaaa?

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Hum fail ho gaya, Wo b english main?

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Dispossible…

Teacher: 15 Fruits K Naam Batao?

Pathan: Angoor

Teacher: Shahbaash

Pathan: Cheeku

Teacher: Good

Pathan: Apple

Teacher: Excellent, 3 Ho Gaye, Ab 12 Reh Gaye.

Pathan: 1 Darjan Banana

Pathan Shadi K 2nd Din

Apni Wife Ko Maar Raha Tha.

Lougo Nay PoOcha Kio Maar Rahay

Ho?

Pathan: O Yara, Iss Nay Chai Main Taveez

Milaya Ha..

Wife Rotay Hoye Boli: Wo Taveez Nahi,

LiptOn Tea Bag Tha… 

Aik Pathan Khali Paper Ko Bar Bar ChoOm Raha Tha…

Sardar: Ye Kia Ha?

Pathan: LOve Letter …

Sardar: Lekin Ye Tou Khali Ha…

Pathan: Humara Girlfriend GoOngi Hai …

Sardar Ka Abba Mar Gaya

1 Sardar Bola: Abba Meno V Ly Janda…

Phir 2 – 4 Our Bolay: Abba Sano V Ly Janda…

Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Kanjro,

Aabbay Nu Ja K Set Ty Ho Lain Deo.

Pathan India Gaya Our Pakra Gaya…

Indian Police: Tum Kon Ho?

Pathan: Main Hindu Hu…

Police: 5 Bhagwano K Naam Batao?

Pathan: Yasso, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli …

Pathan Apni Beemar Murghi Ko Market Lay Gaya..

Aik Aadmi Nay Us Say Poocha Is Ka Sar Nechay Kio Ha?

Pathan: Gaon Ki Murghi Ha,

Is Liye Sheher Main Aa K Sharma Rahi Hai..

Pathan Nay Poorani Motrcycle Ko

10,10 K Noto Say Sajaya Hova Tha…

Aik Aadmi Nay Poocha K Ye Kia Ha?

Pathan: Hum Ko Mistri Nay Bola K Is Pay Pesa Lagao,

Theek Ho Jaye Gi …

PATHAN Deewar K Sath Ulta Khara Tha

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Wife: Tum Ultay Kio Kharay Ho?

Pathan: Sar Dard Ka Goli Khaya Ha,

Kahi Pait Main Na Chala Jaye….

1 Pathan Ko ZonG Walo Ki Taraf Say Bohat Sms Aa Rahay Thay…

Pathan Nay Call Center Ko PhOne Kar K Bola:

Band Karo Apnay Sms.

Kis Begherat Nay Diya Ha Mera Numbar Ap Ko ….

Pathan Haspatal Aaya Tou Nurse Nay Bataya,

Aap Ko Mubarak Ho, Is Waqt 2 Baj Rahay Hain,

Our Aap Baap Bhi 2 Bacho K Ban Gaye Hain..

Pathan: Khuda Ka Shukar Ha,

Hum 12 Bajay Nahi Aaya…

1 Pathan Shadi K Baad Pehli Baar Apnay Susral Nashta Krnay Gaya.

Saas: Beta Tumhain ANDA Bana Doo’n ?

PATHAN: O Nhi Khala, Hm INSAAN Hi Theek Hai.

Ek Pathan Say Kisi Nay Pucha,

Ap Ka Pasandeeda Gana Konsa Ha?

Pathan Bola: Larki Kio Najanay Kio Larkon Si Nahi Hoti…

Salesman: Bhai Laal Baig K Liye Powder Lay Lo..

Pathan: Na Bhai, Laal Baig Ko Itna Bhi Free Nhi Krna,

Aaj Powder Lay K Day Diya, Kal Body Spray Mang Lay Ga…

Pathan: Yaar Ye “Sent Msg” Ka Kia Matlab Ha?
2nd Pathan: Yara Tu Tou Bilkul Jahil Ha. 
“Sent Msg” Ka Matlab Ha,
Khushboo Wala Msg..

1 Pathan K Ghar Main

 2 Bachay Jurwa Peda 
Hoye,

Tou Pathan Bola: O Mera Khuda,

Ab Tou KARACHI Ka Halaat Dekh K,

Bacha Bhi Akela Aanay Say Darta Ha.

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing.

He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"

Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

A Teacher lecturing on population:

"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "

A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver 
U This Packet

Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U 

could Have posted it....

A teacher told all students in a class to write 

an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy 

writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"