SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SaRdar G?

SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother

Sardar - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Pathan - Soja-Soja Ghar Girega

To Makaan Maalik Ka,

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Sardar Shouting 2 His GF

" U Said V Will Do Register

Marriage And Cheated Me,

I Was Waiting 4 U

Yesterday Whole Day

In The Post Office...."

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die?

Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Reporter:

meera g hum ne suna hai k ap Cigarette peeti hain?

.

meera:

ap ne bilkul ghalat suna hai,

i dont drink Cigarette.

Pathan Ne Apne Bachey ka naam MQM rakha.

Dost : Tumhe tu MQM se nafrat hai tu phir tum ne apne bache ka naam MQM kio rakha ?

Pathan : hum sari duniya ko batana chahta hia k 

Pathan MQM ka baap hia.

Aik Sardar 2 coat pahan kar garmi mai ghar ko rang kar raha tha

dost : itni garmi main 2 coat pahan kar rang kar rahe ho ?

Sardar : yaar dabbey per likha hai k ache rang k liye 2 coat zarori hai..

Sardar : yaar main 2 mushkil main par gaya hon

Dost : wo kia ?

Sardar : biwi makeup karey tu kharcha bardash nahi hota na karey tu biwi bardash nai hoti.

Pathan Air Hostess se : tumhari shakal hamara biwi se milta hai

Air Hostess : bakwas band karo 

Pathan : Masha Allah zuban bhi milta hia.

Ek pathan ki tension:

mjhe samjh nahi ati log,mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay…..

mujhe tu 28wain roz kharish hona shuru ho jati hai.

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.

Wife:

Mein nahi bana rahi.

Pathan

Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.

Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?

SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…

Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

SArdarji : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.

Oh my God!! she smokes

Then finds whisky,

Oh my God!! she drinks

Then he saw a boy.

Thank God!! Its all his

Teacher: A for?

Sardar: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Sardar: Jay mata di.

2 sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

Sardarji got sms from his girlfriend:

' I MISS YOU "

can u think what sardarji replied....

??????

??????

??????

Think.......

......??????

I Mr.You

3 sardar picnic par gaye,wahan ja kar yad aya k "PEPSI" to ghar bhul gaye,decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,

chota sardar:mai is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak smose nai khaoge,dono ne kaha thik hai,

2din guzar gaye sardar nahi aya,

4din guzar gaye sardar nahi aye,

2no ne socha k ab smosa kha line chahye,jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola..Aisa karoge to mai nai jaunga..

sardar was selling Parashoot..

Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe..

Custmer-Agar Parashoot nhi Khula to..

Sardar-O ji le aana change kr dunga..

" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jump"

Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?

Sardar: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata hai...

Pathan : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati hai...

Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.

Police: Kaun He Wo?

Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!

Doctor:which soap u use?

santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.

Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?

santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..

Sardar-xpres kitne baje ki he?

TT-1 baje

Sardar-local?

TT-9 bje

Sardar-Maalgadi?

TT-(Gusse se) 12 bje lekin tuje kaha jana he?

Sardar-Patri cross KARNI he..

Sardar started a college,

All students were confused @admission coz

Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

The Bank sends sardar a mail written...

'Your payments are outstandind".

Sardar replies 'Thanks for the compliment.

Sardar 1st-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?

Sardar 2nd-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below

a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him

“Today’s dinner should be light”

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,

Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House

Read Santa Singh, B.A.

This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.

When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?

Sardar: You Don’t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.

Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was

asked a question

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will

investigate