Dimag Tez Hota Hai

Ek Pathan Badam Bech raha tha,,

Sardar ny Pucha : Ye Khany se Kiya hota hai??

Pathan : Dimagh Tez Hota hai..

Sardar : Wo Kese??

Pathan : Acha Ye Batao, 1 Kilo Chawal me Kitny Dany hoty hen??

Sardar : Pata Nahi..

Pathan Ny Usko Badam Khilaya aur Bola :

Acha Ab Batao k 1 Darjan me Kitny Keley hoty hen??

Sardar : 12..

Pathan : Dekha Dimagh Tez Huwa..

Sardar : 2 Kilo De Yaar! Kamal ki Cheez hai....:-) :-D