Sunday, July 22, 2012

ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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Sardar : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY ....

16 bachey

1 pathan dosry pathan se:

yar mai ne suna hai k BURHAPA boht boori bimari hai

2nd pathan

han yar kal iss bimari se 16 bachey mar gaye

pistal aur cartoos

Polio team; Darwaze par Bachey hain?
Pathan; Beta pistal aur cartoos lay ao.
Polio team bhagte huwey pichey say awaz aiee, tehro ye mere bacho k name hain...!

dawa

Police : Tmara Dost Kese Mara?

Pathan : Pta Nhi,

Wo Bola " Mere Pait Mai Chuhe
Kood Rhe Hai ".

" To Meine Use
Chuhe Maarne Ki DAWA Khila Di... :p ;->

dawa

Police : Tmara Dost Kese Mara?

Pathan : Pta Nhi,

Wo Bola " Mere Pait Mai Chuhe
Kood Rhe Hai ".

" To Meine Use
Chuhe Maarne Ki DAWA Khila Di... :p ;->

sara BIGAIRAT hai

teacher: "sara sub larkon se baat krti hai"


btao is sentence mai sara kya hai.??

Pathan Students:
sir sara BIGAIRAT hai..

Machis

Pathan ne machis KI tili jalai
na jali

dosri jalai
na jali

tisri tili jalai
wo jal gai

to Pathan ne jaldi se bujha di
aur bola
ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun

Naswar

Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke bhaga.Pathan ne awaz mari ,O laka kapre rakhle magar naswar to deja,

"coming soon"

Ek din aik pathan ki apne baap se larrai ho gye.

Us ne baap ki photo qabrastan main ek tree pr laga di aur us k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"

''Bus Stop''

Policeman: Tum Ne Beech Road Pe Bus Q Rok Di?

Pathan: Hum Shehr Me Naya Aya Hy Mgr Qanoon Nhi Torta, Wo Samne Dkho Likha Hy ''Bus Stop'' Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia

Thursday, July 19, 2012

True or False

A man asks Sardar: mai apne Boss se English kese pochon ke kal chhutti hai ya nahi
















Sardar: Tomorrow is a holiday...........True or False

A Pathan go to a store

A Pathan go to a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk,

"What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."

The Pathan then asks, "What does it do?"

The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."

The Pathan says, "I'll take it!"

The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.

His Pathan boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"

He said, "It's a thermos flask."

The boss then says, "What does it do?"

He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"

The Pathan replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

"Long life khan"

Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".

Gulab khan

kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe the, phir b wo hans raha tha jab usse hasne ki waja pochi to bola mai Gul khan hn or ye log mujhe Gulab khan samajh k mar rhe hen.

partition ka faisla

Partition ka faisla tu 1930 mein he hojana tha lekin hua 1947 main

reason:












ye decide kar rahe thay k sardar kon le ga aur pathan kon le ga

i will never marry

Sardar declares: ....
I will never marry
in my life
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I'll give same advice to my children also.

pathan proposed a girl

Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
"Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta Pathan tere bin reh nai sakta"

Hum jaan bojh k peechay hain.

Sindhi: Hum education mein peechay hain

Punjabi: Hum Jobs mein peechay hain

Balochi: Hum modernism mein peechay hain

Pathan: Hum jaan bojh k peechay hain.

Bakra

LaLa: Oye Bakray ki Raan kidhar gai?
Qasai: Bakra Langra tha
Lala: Or Dil?
Qasai: Wo Bakri legai
Lala:O YARA Dimagh to hoga?
Qasai:Sorry Lala Bakra PATHAN tha.

MITHEE ya NAMKIN

Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De Me Teri Rah Me Aik ChAwAL Ki Degh Don Ga,To Aik LEHAR ne Isko BahAr NikAL DiyA,Is Ne BahAr a kAr KahA: KON SI DEGH?
ForAn 1 LEHAR Aai Or Isko WAPIS le Gai,
TO is ne Kaha: YA ALLAH meNe TO ye PUCHA thA KON si Deg MITHEE ya NAMKIN

Friday, July 13, 2012

suraj

EXAMINER asked pathan,"ye batao suraj kahan se nikalta hay aur kahan dubta hai."


pathan,"ham tera baap ka nokar hai? Ye Tumhara masla hai. Khud pata karo" ;)

Sawwab

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ''o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

Kawa

pAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Kava BethAwA thA.
PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.
Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr g
yA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;

Qadar

1 PATHAN apni jaeb me PATHAR daley ghom raha tha

ksi ne pocha: esa q kr rhe ho?

PATHAN SaHAB BOLEY: is dunya me osi ki qadar hoti hy,jiski JEAB bhari hoti hy.

Naswar Gosht

Pathan:sardar g se yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.
Sardar g:o g khan sahab ki banaya aay .
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Naswar Gosht

Bank

PhAtAn bAnK LoOTnE gYa wAhAN gUn dEkHa kAr sArA PaIsA LoOT lIyA......

PeR Us k HaTh kUcH nAi aYa...


Q k SArE pAiSe uS Ne mAnAgeR KO dIyE aUr kAhA,"sArE pAiSE mErE AccOuNt mEiN JaMa kAr dO"

4 Bajey

Pathan: mjeh 4 bjay jaga dena.
Naukr:lekn mjeh to time dekhna nhi ata.
Pathan:o yara tm jaga dena time mai khud dekh lega.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

aakhri khwahish

Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza hui

Judge ne poocha: koi aakhri khwahish??

Khan saab: hamara jagah tum latak jao...!!

sone ki cheez

Anniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.

BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi sone ki cheez DO

Pathan: Ye lo takkia or so jao

"NADRA"

Pathan Passport banwane gya

Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia

Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do

Pathan: Kal tum ne ham ko bola tha K "NADRA"
ka le kr aao

Torch

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai

Pathan ki shairi

Pathan ki shairi....
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Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai!
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Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai!
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Cigrette se bhi mehenga naswaar hogaya hai

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