Pathan went 4 interview

Afsar:Tell me the opposite of "day". Pathan:Night Afsar:Cool Pathan:warm Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli Afsar:I said"UGLY" Pathan:I said "PICHLI" Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected! Afsar: keep quiet. Pathan: speak tight. Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to paradise. Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahi ke. Pathan: andar aao laiq yahin ke. Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Fauj ko bulao. Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tufffff. Afsar.purrrrrrr Pathan. Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kuch b kar le tera baap b ab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.