PAthan VS English

Pathan_English me Fail hogaya.
Translations ki waja se:

1. Wo meri nawasi he
(She is my eighty nine)

2. Me ek Aam Admi hoon.
(I am a Mango man)

3. Mujhe English Aati he.
(English comes to me)

4. MeraTaluk Haripur Hazara se he.
(I belong to Green Pur Thousand)

5. Mera mazaq mat urao.
(Dont fly my joke)