fool

A sardarji with a big bandage in his left hand told his friend (not a sardar) that his hand was caught in the machine in the factory.

"oh!" exclaimed the friend and said "If it had happened to the right hand you would have suffered triple than this"

"I am not a fool" said the sardar. "First the position was that only my right was about to get caught...I instantly pulled it out and gave my left hand inside"