Kaan

Ek baar Class Teacher badmash Pappu ka kaan pakar kar usse Principal ke office mein leke gaye.
Principal: Yeh kya? Tumne iska kaan kyon pakra hai?
Pappu (khush hokar): Dekhona sir, aap hi kuch boliye!
Principal: Meri baat to puri suno. Mein kah raha hoon ki iss badmash ka ek kaan nahin balkey dono kaan pakarne chahiye the!!!